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Demon Jack
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People should really think before they speak.

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to sail through the air for even longer."

- Peter Landy

Post any you might find.

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    If you're wheeling out Peter Landy I can only presume we can use Jack Dyer ?

    'He made a great debut last week and an even better one today.'

    No worries there Grapeviney.

    How about this one?

    "Tell him he is John Coleman and send him back on"

    - Jack Dyer, when told by medical staff that a concussed player 'did not know who he is'

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    "Stretch marks on the back flank!"

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    "his arms went up like giant testicles"

    Captain Blood

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    "Harbrow was harshly decapitated" - BT.

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    There's a pig at full forward - Sandy Roberts

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    "Harbrow was harshly decapitated" - BT.

    I thought he said "partially decapitated"...which in some ways is even stranger

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    I thought he said "partially decapitated"...which in some ways is even stranger

    BT and reality are not great mates ... :lol:

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