People should really think before they speak.

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to sail through the air for even longer."

- Peter Landy

Post any you might find.

Edited March 29, 201312 yr by Demon Jack

Good thread.

Yeah no ah yeah - every player at a media conference ever.

If you're wheeling out Peter Landy I can only presume we can use Jack Dyer ?

'He made a great debut last week and an even better one today.'

Melbourne did not tank - Andy D

If you're wheeling out Peter Landy I can only presume we can use Jack Dyer ?

'He made a great debut last week and an even better one today.'

No worries there Grapeviney.

How about this one?

"Tell him he is John Coleman and send him back on"

- Jack Dyer, when told by medical staff that a concussed player 'did not know who he is'

Edited March 29, 201312 yr by Demon Jack

"Stretch marks on the back flank!"

"his arms went up like giant testicles"

Captain Blood

"Harbrow was harshly decapitated" - BT.

There's a pig at full forward - Sandy Roberts

"Harbrow was harshly decapitated" - BT.

I thought he said "partially decapitated"...which in some ways is even stranger

I thought he said "partially decapitated"...which in some ways is even stranger

BT and reality are not great mates ...