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Update on Jason Taylor?

damienjr
in Melbourne Demons

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Fine, Redleg. But don't judge our off-season without mentioning our involvement in this non-deal.

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    Fine, Redleg. But don't judge our off-season without mentioning our involvement in this non-deal.

    Too early in the year for sarcasm?

    I didn't and don't. Obviously unnamed people had unknown discussions that turned out fruitful for 3 clubs. No vaults. No sacking jokes. No emails. No Wilson articles.

    Edited by Redleg

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    Is JT actually wearing an MFC shirt yet. Does he sign letters using our letterhead as of now?

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    Where is your friend BBO? Can you bring him out for a chat or does he have to stay in his box tonight?

    Rather than poach Eddie, I would rather see us poach some of their sponsors (or Carlton's)!

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    Too early in the year for sarcasm?

    I didn't and don't. Obviously unnamed people had unknown discussions that turned out fruitful for 3 clubs. No vaults. No sacking jokes. No emails. No Wilson articles.

    Yeah, I was playing along...

    Hence the reference to involvement in a non-event.

    Probably is too early...

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    Where is your friend BBO? Can you bring him out for a chat or does he have to stay in his box tonight?

    I think it's been nailed shut.

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    I think it's been nailed shut.

    biff and bbo booked a room at hepburn and haven't been heard of since :wacko:

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    biff and bbo booked a room at hepburn and haven't been heard of since :wacko:

    since the mud bath together life will not be the same....
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    since the mud bath together life will not be the same....

    Actually ,I was doing Reiki ,and BBO is still in the steam tent re-birthing .

    You were so far off the mark with the mud bath .

    Gotta fly-meditation is starting in two minutes-what a stress .

    Edited by Biffen

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    Actually ,I was doing Reiki ,and BBO is still in the steam tent re-birthing .

    You were so far off the mark with the mud bath .

    Gotta fly-meditation is starting in two minutes-what a stress .

    booked your Tickets to India yet for a Meher Baba chanting workshop?
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    booked your Tickets to India yet for a Meher Baba chanting workshop?

    No false Gurus.

    If I may speak for BBO .

    We have booked a tour on the reality bus.

    We're gonna sit up the back.

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    since the mud bath together life will not be the same....

    down on the acreage...

    mud_bath_koycegiz.jpg

    ............. just havin toooo much fun for the Offf season!

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    Where is your friend BBO? Can you bring him out for a chat or does he have to stay in his box tonight?

    Touched that you missed me Sloon. I overdosed on fair trade herbal tea at Biffen's expense and had a touch of the vapours. Then , when I came to, I read a couple of Stuie's recent comments and required medical attention to revive me. They medics called it a boredom induced trans ischaemic attack.

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    Touched that you missed me Sloon. I overdosed on fair trade herbal tea at Biffen's expense and had a touch of the vapours. Then , when I came to, I read a couple of Stuie's recent comments and required medical attention to revive me. They medics called it a boredom induced trans ischaemic attack.

    B) U sure the vapors were from the 'T', or others herbal remedy?

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    Er .. well ... yes there are a large variety of herbs and one could make a mistake.

    are you sure it wasn't all the methane expelled by biffo after consuming copious quantities of green herbs?

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    I not going to dignify that with an answer because you're the bloke who started the malicious rumour that Biffen and I shared a room at Hepburn. Further, if say anymore, Stuie will sulk about hijacked threads. I am reforming.

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    Touched that you missed me Sloon. I overdosed on fair trade herbal tea at Biffen's expense and had a touch of the vapours. Then , when I came to, I read a couple of Stuie's recent comments and required medical attention to revive me. They medics called it a boredom induced trans ischaemic attack.

    Fair Trade Herbal...Wooh Dude you take it easy on that Byron Bay poison..
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    FFS can you guys PLEASE not derail YET ANOTHER thread with his BS.

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    FFS can you guys PLEASE not derail YET ANOTHER thread with his BS.

    this thread was going nowhere stuie

    it was dead, kaput, off-its-perch, bereft of live, no longer alive, expired, extinct, no more, inanimate, lifeless

    P.S. *this*

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    this thread was going nowhere stuie

    it was dead, kaput, off-its-perch, bereft of live, no longer alive, expired, extinct, no more, inanimate, lifeless

    P.S. *this*

    Like a dead parrot.

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    this thread was going nowhere stuie

    it was dead, kaput, off-its-perch, bereft of live, no longer alive, expired, extinct, no more, inanimate, lifeless

    P.S. *this*

    There's a BS thread for specifically for BS, so why not just post your BS there...? Is it THAT hard to understand that not everyone wants to read your BS?

    Arrrgggghhhh so much BS....

    P.S. *life*

    (right back at ya smart guy)

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