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Bartram misses another goal!!! We must find another tagger who can kick.There's no place in AFL if you can't kick,too many missed goals and turnovers.

 

I'm so bored. Blease is awesome.

Umpires are shizen.

Bring on 2012!

We recruit a certain percentage of players with flawed kicking actions. It's MFC policy.


I'm so bored. Blease is awesome.

Umpires are shizen.

Bring on 2012!

Agree Blease is going to be a ripper. A decent coach will turn that kid into an AA quality player.

Centre bounce umpire is dead set on crack. Still can't believe jamar got kicked in the ruck and free paid against him. Bizzaire.

 

does anyone still want Viney to coach?

What in goodness gracious is going on.

Our fellows appear to be intent on topping their underwhelming efforts of recent weeks.

How will we deploy the "we are too young...just wait and see" excuse if we lose to GCFC?

Gosh I hope the second half is an improvement


underwhelming

About sums it up. Very little intent being shown.

This is our worst performance for the year by far.

Dropped marks, errant handballs and we're getting thumped at the stoppages.

Ugh.

that awkward moment when you forgot Col Sylvia was suspended and left him in your SC team...whoops

What in goodness gracious is going on.

Our fellows appear to be intent on topping their underwhelming efforts of recent weeks.

How will we deploy the "we are too young...just wait and see" excuse if we lose to GCFC?

Gosh I hope the second half is an improvement

Take it back a couple of years and call it tanking...probably


Good chance of me burning my eyeballs before the game is over.

Wtf, how do we manage to find new ways to fail? Woeful.

If you are that bored being out there, maybe you should reevaluate your career choice, Melbourne players. Ugh!

I'm at the game and Col Garland is having a shocker. Indecisive, doesn't want to kick the ball.

Tom McDonald is doing well as is Sam Blease.

I fear however the game may have passed Brad Green. Looks slow and has dropped a few marks.

Gold coast are troubling us with their speed and work around the ball. Everyone around me is suggesting that Melbourne should start roving the ball.

Hopefully we come out breathing fire in the second half.

This is horrible to watch.......we just make basic skills look so difficult.......can't get and keep control of the ball for ANY period of time.....playing shyte and still in front, amazing!.......please, please let this be the bottom of the mire, gotta b only 1 way 4 us to go now, isn't there???????????

Sometimes I wonder why I bother showing up when the players obviously don't bother. Lazy and soft players all of them bar maybe one or two (McDonald in his first game and Blease in his 3rd showing more heart than guys who are supposedly "senior" and "experienced" players.


We are 3 years away from being a merely competitive side. Rebuild has not worked and needs to start over.

FFS...we are getting shown up by a bunch of children.

One positive: Jonesy..hold your head high son. Actually doing us proud.

Gee whiz, I'm not sure if my fragile psyche can cope with a loss (or even a close, stumbling victory) today.

Have we already missed our premiership window....run down by the ultimate "youth" focus.

9 to 18 inside 50's gold coasts way for the second quarter. That's bloody disgraceful.

 

This is horrible to watch.......we just make basic skills look so difficult.......can't get and keep control of the ball for ANY period of time.....playing shyte and still in front, amazing!.......please, please let this be the bottom of the mire, gotta b only 1 way 4 us to go now, isn't there???????????

Don't know, there's still a half to go! It's a worry!

Lol how did I know thus would happen? I bet we lose


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