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there is something awfully wrong with this team and has been all year

i can't help wondering if something else is going on that we're not privy to

 

Lets have some more seriously funny posts, it's good therapy to laugh at being so godamned f........k'n embarrassed by our team of leaderless (look like) preschoolers........Honestly i couldn't even talk to a coupla mates who rang and asked what happened, wanted to tell em to eff off, but thought better of that and had pipe and a feed and watched this for a laugh........enjoy ...... ultimate dog tease... on utube if link don't do it for ya

 

This is situation is [censored] !! I've cppped enough I've had this [censored]. Dark day in our history, Where do we go from here? I can't believe people are even trying to laugh or find a positive

This is situation is sh1t !! I've cppped enough I've had this sh1t. Dark day in our history, Where do we go from here? I can't believe people are even trying to laugh or find a positive

We're all hurting right now and each of us cope with that differently. For some, humour helps. If you don't like that, you're welcome not to participate.

And let's be honest, this thread isn't side splittingly hilarious, it's just a few chuckles to lighten up a very dark day.


Remember mid-season 1998. On the MCG v. Geelong: It was 15 goals to zilch just before halftime, then Lyon got our first goal. We ended uposing by 120-odd points. The next week the Saints killed us, again on the MCG, by 85. We ended up 4th on the ladder, and beat the eventual premiers, Adelaide by 48 pts in our first final.

Remember the huge thrashing by Fitzroy late in '79. The next week we came out and beat the Bombers by 5 goals.

What I'm saying,(and desperately clinging to), is that things can turn around.

Don't give up hope, Demon supporters. It's the rotten days that make the good days better. And they WILL come.

if you can't laugh at us now..when can you laugh at us....

we are a laughing stock......I know i am laughing at how utterly cr@pola we are

 

I just love it when these posts surface when a side has been thrashed...head up the proverbial bum outlook on life...get real. this club is in deep poo

if you can't laugh at us now..when can you laugh at us....

we are a laughing stock......I know i am laughing at how utterly cr@pola we are

I have to admit I began to laugh whilst watching the last quarter. The extent of the domination and our utter atrociousness had become amusing.


You have nailed it on one there DC

Very hard to run a footy department when half of them dont speak to each other.

Sure all will be revealed in 6 weeks.

Half the fd aren't talking? Care to elaborate? As for anyone thinking this thread is SERIOUS hey get a grip it's called SARCASM. In times of extreme misery humour is more important than ever.

Remember mid-season 1998. On the MCG v. Geelong: It was 15 goals to zilch just before halftime, then Lyon got our first goal. We ended uposing by 120-odd points. The next week the Saints killed us, again on the MCG, by 85. We ended up 4th on the ladder, and beat the eventual premiers, Adelaide by 48 pts in our first final.

We lost to Geelong by 95 and St.Kilda the following week by 85. Today's margin was bigger than those two games PUT TOGETHER.

Thrashings happen and teams bounce back. But this one will take a while to get over. The scars will be there a long time.

Sorry but i dont see any humour in it at all whatsoever. No one should be laughing at it.

After all is said and done, it's still just a game. We may as well laugh..

You're seeing a lot of nonsense on here?

I think that if you're not fuming after today's loss, you're exactly part of the reason why the club hasn't won in 50 years. Everyone should be blowing steam out of their ears. We partly pay these people, dedicate our time, heart, passion to them, and there is a continuous lack of urgency, passion, absolutely no heart. Norm Smith left a long time ago indeed.

Who the HELL tries to look for positives in a 180 point loss?

I mean, why should we keep it positive? Because the club has been the pinnacle for success? lulz

How the hell could you take the op seriously????? Read it!!! It's a [censored] take.

Matty Bate beat Leigh Adams on the Sunday Footy Show handball....... party on!


Matty Bate beat Leigh Adams on the Sunday Footy Show handball....... party on!

haha woohoo got that Charlie Sheen feeling! WINNING...

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