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I think he is holding his mashie, could be his niblick. No it's his baffing spoon.

Edited by ManDee

 

Well poor old Greg.

He disappointed us all with his big chokes in the majors. Now he disappoints again in the body image stakes. 

This is really the last resort of a desperate man confusing notoriety for publicity.  

It comes to us all, but there is a time in life when the wise realize that their best days are behind them and it is best to fade into the shadows. 

When a middle age man has to resort to nudity it shows that wisdom has not caught up with ego. Clearly, his golfing days are now in the distant past. Greg does appear to have a big bit missing.

A little like a big bowl of fruit without the presence of the inimitable banana. 

 

19 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Well poor old Greg.

He disappointed us all with his big chokes in the majors. Now he disappoints again in the body image stakes. 

This is really the last resort of a desperate man confusing notoriety for publicity.  

It comes to us all, but there is a time in life when the wise realize that their best days are behind them and it is best to fade into the shadows. 

When a middle age man has to resort to nudity it shows that wisdom has not caught up with ego. Clearly, his golfing days are now in the distant past. Greg does appear to have a big bit missing.

A little like a big bowl of fruit without the presence of the inimitable banana. 

 

Ernie that would be a bowl of apples & oranges, it is not fruit without the banana.

 


9 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Ernie that would be a bowl of apples & oranges, it is not fruit without the banana.

 

As your name suggests, you are clearly a Man who knows his fruit and appreciates that there can be no life without the presence of Mr Banana. 

1 hour ago, hemingway said:

As your name suggests, you are clearly a Man who knows his fruit and appreciates that there can be no life without the presence of Mr Banana. 

Sort of like 54 years without a flag Ernest?

On 6/27/2018 at 12:12 PM, old dee said:

Sort of like 54 years without a flag Ernest?

OD our 100 year plan for the next Grand Final win is going to schedule.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Well is another season about to completely unravel?

Oh.... that's a question ? ?


15 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Well is another season about to completely unravel?

They ran out of bananas clearly. Or running on them

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9 minutes ago, SFebey said:

They ran out of bananas clearly. Or running on them

Must be out of them, as the banana never lets you down.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Must be out of them, as the banana never lets you down.

too many banana peels, not enough bananas

7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

too many banana peels, not enough bananas

Nothing worse than peeling back a peel to find no banana

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Well is another season about to completely unravel?

Yes but 2019 season starts soon.

 

 


21 hours ago, Redleg said:

Well is another season about to completely unravel?

I hear the board is not happy with the FD Mr.Leg any truth in that?

26 minutes ago, old dee said:

I hear the board is not happy with the FD Mr.Leg any truth in that?

Why aren't they happy OD?

 
14 minutes ago, SFebey said:

Why aren't they happy OD?

Can't imagine what the problem could be Febes. Do you?

Perhaps they went to the game on Sun. 

Perhaps they had to spend an embarrassing few hours with expectant sponsors. 

Perhaps they prefer to be roosters rather than feather dusters.  .  

Perhaps Simon is not talking to them. 

Perhaps they are actually passionate Demon supporters.  

44 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Can't imagine what the problem could be Febes. Do you?

Perhaps they went to the game on Sun. 

Perhaps they had to spend an embarrassing few hours with expectant sponsors. 

Perhaps they prefer to be roosters rather than feather dusters.  .  

Perhaps Simon is not talking to them. 

Perhaps they are actually passionate Demon supporters.  

Probably all of the above Ernest. Why bring in an outsider as CEO? Perhaps a reviewer with who owes nothing to any of the incumbants in the FD? 


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