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48 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Important article in Fairfax press by a girl who does't like fruit peel in her Christmas Cake.

The Age once again dealing with the real news.

And the ever charming Clementine Ford wrote a gem about being lonely at Christmas (is it any wonder).

Well here's a mystery to be solved.

After a considerable hiatus, our most crass correspondent has returned.

Where have you been Biffen?

Moonie suggested on another thread that, due to various addictions, you had undergone a long period of rehab. Certainly plausible.

Whereas my contacts among your sordid social milieu claim that issues with law enforcement authorities have forced something of a hermit lifestyle upon you. Again plausible.

Perhaps you should take this opportunity and attempt to restore your  reputation to the level of merely odious. 

 

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well here's a mystery to be solved.

After a considerable hiatus, our most crass correspondent has returned.

Where have you been Biffen?

Moonie suggested on another thread that, due to various addictions, you had undergone a long period of rehab. Certainly plausible.

Whereas my contacts among your sordid social milieu claim that issues with law enforcement authorities have forced something of a hermit lifestyle upon you. Again plausible.

Perhaps you should take this opportunity and attempt to restore your  reputation to the level of merely odious. 

 

I won't dignify your sordid imputations with a detailed response other than to say, in modern shorthand :

GAGF.

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9 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

It is Australia largest selling beer overseas

THis is still the most informative and intellectual thread on DL. 

 
3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well here's a mystery to be solved.

After a considerable hiatus, our most crass correspondent has returned.

Where have you been Biffen?

Moonie suggested on another thread that, due to various addictions, you had undergone a long period of rehab. Certainly plausible.

Whereas my contacts among your sordid social milieu claim that issues with law enforcement authorities have forced something of a hermit lifestyle upon you. Again plausible.

Perhaps you should take this opportunity and attempt to restore your  reputation to the level of merely odious. 

 

I believe all of the above is perfectly plausible.. Do you by chance know what GAGF means? 

I heard another rumour that he was he copper who organised the boot camps...

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7 hours ago, dieter said:

I believe all of the above is perfectly plausible.. Do you by chance know what GAGF means? 

I heard another rumour that he was he copper who organised the boot camps...

Well skinny,  I'm assuming it's modern speak for some sort of  seasonal good wishes

 

I hope everyone has a happy and safe new year.

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Well hopefully everyone had a happy new year and can now concentrate on 2018 and the coming footy season.


46 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Well hopefully everyone had a happy new year and can now concentrate on 2018 and the coming footy season.

How many days until our first game, Red?

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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

How many days until our first game, Red?

JLT  66

AFL Season 83

My next birthday 789

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

JLT  66

AFL Season 83

My next birthday 789

Wow! You're old Red

22 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Wow! You're old Red

Supporting the MFC will do that to you Mr. Shadow.

On 01/01/2018 at 11:12 AM, Redleg said:

JLT  66

AFL Season 83

My next birthday 789

leap year baby? 


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23 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Wow! You're old Red

Days to go Moonie. 

44 minutes ago, Salems Lot said:

leap year baby? 

Yep.

1 hour ago, old dee said:

Supporting the MFC will do that to you Mr. Shadow.

There are many things that happens to those who support the MFC. Winning AFL grand finals is not one of them.

On 01/01/2018 at 8:12 AM, Redleg said:

JLT  66

AFL Season 83

My next birthday 789

Are you old enough to post in this forum Red?

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Are you old enough to post in this forum Red?

Just !

Across this summer season layoff where news of any kind is gold, yet hard to find, I just watched for the sixth time the Demonland Podcast of 'Rare Robbie Flower Highlights' - and it still makes me well-up inside, brings a tear to my eye and forces me to analyse in a myriad of ways just how good he was as a player and a team inspiration. Whilst this is a 'highlights' reel, there is so much of Robbie in this vault across so many games and against such talented opponents - all over the ground - that clearly confirm him as the best player I have ever had the privilege to see. For those who have not seen this podcast, may I strongly recommend it to you. Will there ever be another player this good? 


On 04/01/2018 at 5:48 PM, Deemania since 56 said:

Across this summer season layoff where news of any kind is gold, yet hard to find, I just watched for the sixth time the Demonland Podcast of 'Rare Robbie Flower Highlights' - and it still makes me well-up inside, brings a tear to my eye and forces me to analyse in a myriad of ways just how good he was as a player and a team inspiration. Whilst this is a 'highlights' reel, there is so much of Robbie in this vault across so many games and against such talented opponents - all over the ground - that clearly confirm him as the best player I have ever had the privilege to see. For those who have not seen this podcast, may I strongly recommend it to you. Will there ever be another player this good? 

His not that good, the Hawthorne sides that he played against had 10 to 15 players better the flower.

15 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

His not that good, the Hawthorne sides that he played against had 10 to 15 players better the flower.

Up until this line, I had thought that this thread was way above any other on Land and I enjoyed the reading, innuendo and humour  far more than I should.  Am I missing the point in this comment ?

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5 hours ago, 640MD said:

 I had thought that this thread was way above any other on Land and I enjoyed the reading, innuendo and humour  far more than I should.  

You are a very intelligent and perceptive person, as your post shows.

PS. The post about Robbie and more Hawthorn players being better was rubbish. He was brilliant on the footy field and modest and humble off it. A true champion and sadly missed.

 
On 05/01/2018 at 9:12 PM, don't make me angry said:

His not that good, the Hawthorne sides that he played against had 10 to 15 players better the flower.

 

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12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

 

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See Mr Moon, a picture can say a thousand words. Keep up the good work.


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