The No T$ No B$ Thread

[pineapple dee 2,892]

On 04/11/2016 at 0:43 PM, Biffen said:

As usual certain nefarious elements like to mock a man when he is absent for rehabilitation .

I have used my time in the naughty corner to learn another chord which I will be melding in to my repotoire.

Kim Bai yah thankfully requires only 1 chord.  

I have learnt through medititation, moderator , mediation and medication that childish taunts can not upset me.

I am mildly upset that nobody expressed anywhere near enough grief at my enforced absence although the various mental ailments most of you carry must make it difficult to have any regard for anyone  but yourselves.

 

If this is a dig at the self-absorbed narcissists, then I for one resent it !!!!

[Biffen 12,940]

The latest on BBos dangerous mongrel is that I am lobbying Romsey councill to have it labotomised.

After I explained to them what that meant they could see no reason why not.

 

Either that or we get them both microchipped, saving the parole board the trouble of applying ankle bracelets.

[AzzKikA 2,371]

3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

The latest on BBos dangerous mongrel is that I am lobbying Romsey councill to have it labotomised.

After I explained to them what that meant they could see no reason why not.

 

Either that or we get them both microchipped, saving the parole board the trouble of applying ankle bracelets.

Have to be careful where you insert the microchip as many gnaw it out, dogs have been know to do this too.

[Moonshadow 17,676]

BBO has never been able to control his mongrel when out in public.

[daisycutter 29,612]

1 hour ago, old dee said:

Wash your mouth out dc.

well we've had 10 years of vanilla, od. but i hope those days are over 

[old dee 23,787]

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well we've had 10 years of vanilla, od. but i hope those days are over 

Some what less than vanilla dc.

I would have thought a S--- sandwich would be closer.

[Redleg 40,890]

4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

banana or vanilla?

Need you ask. Just had a banana smoothie topped with cinnamon. 

Delicious. 

[old dee 23,787]

7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Need you ask. Just had a banana smoothie topped with cinnamon. 

Delicious. 

How does cinnamon improve it?

Serious question.

[Redleg 40,890]

1 hour ago, old dee said:

How does cinnamon improve it?

Serious question.

Just adds to the taste. Goes well with banana.  

[old dee 23,787]

Just now, Redleg said:

Just adds to the taste. Goes well with banana.  

I am not big on Cinnamon Mr. Leg I will take your word for it.

[Ethan Tremblay 30,856]

41 minutes ago, old dee said:

I am not big on Cinnamon Mr. Leg I will take your word for it.

Instead of using ground cinnamon maybe try a cinamon stick to stir your banana shake. Subtlety is cinnamon's friend. Or use it as a straw. 

Edited November 7, 2016 by Ethan Tremblay

[old dee 23,787]

4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Instead of using ground cinamon maybe try a cinamon stick to stir your banana shake. Subtlety is cinamon's friend. 

Probably why the Yanks coat everything in it ET

[Moonshadow 17,676]

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Instead of using ground cinnamon maybe try a cinamon stick to stir your banana shake. Subtlety is cinnamon's friend. Or use it as a straw. 

You're such a metrosexual Eth!

Can you give me some hair styling tips?

[old dee 23,787]

4 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

You're such a metrosexual Eth!

Can you give me some hair styling tips?

You have some left!

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

23 hours ago, Biffen said:

I agree entirely .

 

There is a first time for everything ... :-)

 

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

23 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Are we running a physics tutorial on here now? 

Why not? Beats dodgy tours of Middle Eastern hot spots with equally dodgy coffee ...

[Maple Demon 449]

On Thursday, October 27, 2016 at 8:16 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mable a bird told me that you have strange tastes in your libation of choice.  Please clarify.

Midori and pepsi doesn't go astray with me. Contrary to popular belief, I do not drink maple syrup-infused alcohol.  If someone could find their way to creating maple-flavoured bailey's I'd be willing to give that a try.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,233]

1 minute ago, Maple Demon said:

Midori and pepsi doesn't go astray with me. Contrary to popular belief, I do not drink maple syrup-infused alcohol.  If someone could find their way to creating maple-flavoured bailey's I'd be willing to give that a try.

Good God Mable!! What sort of heathens are you Canucks?

Even the banana maniacs on this thread are not that crazed!!!

[Maple Demon 449]

8 hours ago, old dee said:

Some what less than vanilla dc.

I would have thought a S--- sandwich would be closer.

Aren't you just full of the sass today, OD?

[Maple Demon 449]

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good God Mable!! What sort of heathens are you Canucks?

Even the banana maniacs on this thread are not that crazed!!!

I prefer to think of it as living dangerously, Uncle Bitter.  Either that or all us Canadians have an uncouth frontier thread in our DNA.

[Biffen 12,940]

10 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

I prefer to think of it as living dangerously, Uncle Bitter.  Either that or all us Canadians have an uncouth frontier thread in our DNA.

We should ship them all to Nauru or Manus for processing Maple.

Dangerous ideas.

 

[Moonshadow 17,676]

10 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Midori and pepsi doesn't go astray with me. Contrary to popular belief, I do not drink maple syrup-infused alcohol.  If someone could find their way to creating maple-flavoured bailey's I'd be willing to give that a try.

Are Cameroonians born without taste buds? Clearly there is some birth abnormalities happening in those sub artic temperatures.

[Redleg 40,890]

17 frosty morning last Saturday. 

[AzzKikA 2,371]

11 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Midori and pepsi doesn't go astray with me. Contrary to popular belief, I do not drink maple syrup-infused alcohol.  If someone could find their way to creating maple-flavoured bailey's I'd be willing to give that a try.

[beelzebub 23,334]

15 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Midori and pepsi doesn't go astray with me. Contrary to popular belief, I do not drink maple syrup-infused alcohol.  If someone could find their way to creating maple-flavoured bailey's I'd be willing to give that a try.

Strangley enough when in Banff last Christmas, we stopped at a night vendors stand. They were selling shots !!. When its whatever frigging temp it is BELOW , Shots seem a really good idea   One particular beverage was indeed Maple Syrup infused Whisky.. Now if you dont like it MD....just send all you can to me please   That stuff is YUMMO !!