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20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You'd reckon Rupe would be ordering Viagra by the Pallet.

Another solid business opportunity for you BBO.  

Or why not a Essendon FC drug cheat Councillor?    

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    Wow......Eight threads about the Essendon crap........Might stop coming here for a while

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    1 minute ago, Bossdog said:

    Wow......Eight threads about the Essendon crap........Might stop coming here for a while

    No, you can always come here. 

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    17 minutes ago, Bossdog said:

    Wow......Eight threads about the Essendon crap........Might stop coming here for a while

    Not a lot else happening Boss and get used to it.

    It will be with us for years to come.

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    We could talk about how many games the MFC could win in 2016?

    OD has predicted 10 wins but will not divulge which games they will be.

    After reviewing the fixtures I can only feel certain about 5 wins but predict 8 wins for the season. As the MFC still has a very ordinary players list and is unable to win two or more games in a row.

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    We could talk about how many games the MFC could win in 2016?

    OD has predicted 10 wins but will not divulge which games they will be.

    After reviewing the fixtures I can only feel certain about 5 wins but predict 8 wins for the season. As the MFC still has a very ordinary players list and is unable to win two or more games in a row.

    I don't agree DF the list is now better than " very ordinary" it has improved substantially  over 2015 and we will win 10 games.

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    I don't agree DF the list is now better than " very ordinary" it has improved substantially  over 2015 and we will win 10 games.

    I'd be happy if you underestimated by 20%, which would put us into the finals.

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    Another solid business opportunity for you BBO.  

    Or why not a Essendon FC drug cheat Councillor?    

     

    Always a pleasure to hear from my old mate Fl  og, however, i wish to make it clear that I do not intend standing for Local Government.

     

     

     

    "Sordid and cynical" on Demonland Bbo surly you are mistaken!

    I take your point OD - it's just that I like to think that I can do "sordid" better than anyone.

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    I take your point OD - it's just that I like to think that I can do "sordid" better than anyone.

    you make a compelling argument, bitters. hard to argue against that

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    Always a pleasure to hear from my old mate Fl  og, however, i wish to make it clear that I do not intend standing for Local Government.

     

     

    I take your point OD - it's just that I like to think that I can do "sordid" better than anyone.

    It appears that I have spent too many years in that industry BBO! 

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    I don't agree DF the list is now better than " very ordinary" it has improved substantially  over 2015 and we will win 10 games.

    I am afraid you have lost me with this comment OD, as the MFC could not even beat a depleted Drugs Lord team in 2015 and I am not going to comment about the 2 x St Kilda or Carlton losses.I can not even remember when the MFC last won two or more games in a row?

    Although my hart wants to agree with your estimate OD I am afraid my head is still telling me we still have a very ordinary team in 2016.

    However I would be more than delighted to be proven wrong with my prediction.

     

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    I am afraid you have lost me with this comment OD, as the MFC could not even beat a depleted Drugs Lord team in 2015 and I am not going to comment about the 2 x St Kilda or Carlton losses.I can not even remember when the MFC last won two or more games in a row?

    Although my hart wants to agree with your estimate OD I am afraid my head is still telling me we still have a very ordinary team in 2016.

    However I would be more than delighted to be proven wrong with my prediction.

     

    Prepare to be humble!

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    There is a "tell all' article in today's Age featuring our very own Dr. John Dee. That fact that our good Doctor is famous for being an alchemist and conjurer explains much. I have cancelled my planned visit to Hopping Dick's Creek.

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    There is a "tell all' article in today's Age featuring our very own Dr. John Dee. That fact that our good Doctor is famous for being an alchemist and conjurer explains much. I have cancelled my planned visit to Hopping Dick's Creek.

    I can't recall writing that, Uncle Bitters. We charlatans and mountebanks lead busy lives and usually rely on remembering all the lies facts we disclose. I must be slipping.

    Does the intention to cancel your visit (I would have hoped merely for a postponement) mean that I should return the manacles and associated accoutrements to the local boutique de plaisir?

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    I can't recall writing that, Uncle Bitters. We charlatans and mountebanks lead busy lives and usually rely on remembering all the lies facts we disclose. I must be slipping.

    Does the intention to cancel your visit (I would have hoped merely for a postponement) mean that I should return the manacles and associated accoutrements to the local boutique de plaisir?

    Somebody's obviously ghosting for you Doc.

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    Somebody's obviously ghosting for you Doc.

    I do have some reputation for conjuring up spirits, I must admit, but this is the first time some damn'd ghost has tried to conjure me.

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    I do have some reputation for conjuring up spirits, I must admit, but this is the first time some damn'd ghost has tried to conjure me.

    uncle bitters has a reputation for conjuring up spirits, usually his neighbour's when they are absent

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    I can't recall writing that, Uncle Bitters. We charlatans and mountebanks lead busy lives and usually rely on remembering all the lies facts we disclose. I must be slipping.

    Does the intention to cancel your visit (I would have hoped merely for a postponement) mean that I should return the manacles and associated accoutrements to the local boutique de plaisir?

    You are far too modest in detailing your excesses achievements Dr. Perhaps some of your err.. shall we say libertine  accomplishments could be expounded upon. I believe you were a pioneer of the practice of being, how shall I put it delicately, "generous" with your spouse? Which I suppose explains why you do not have the time to burn effigies etc on New Years Eve.

    As to my visit - obviously much will depend upon your explanation re the above. Also, I note your generosity but I prefer to bring my own apparatus when visiting.

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    uncle bitters has a reputation for conjuring up spirits, usually his neighbour's when they are absent

    Only the wine dc ... only the wine. Anyway it was largely an unfortunate misunderstanding.Blown out of all proportion really.

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     I should return the manacles and associated accoutrements to the local boutique de plaisir?

    What a great thread, you can even learn French. 

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    What a great thread, you can even learn French.  

    Tout le monde veut parler de bananes ?
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Tout le monde veut parler de bananes ?

    This morning saw a banana and peanut butter smoothie on the menu at a cafe. Didn't have the guts to try it.

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