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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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get those little stakes from Bunnings and write their names on them. Make them less obvious and surprise SWMBO with your talents ...lol

I suspect she would remove them bb

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    Interesting set of numbers

    Highest is 3

    Yes I know I am bored with not a lot on today.

    where are you od - the orient or back in oz?

    hope the new additions went well

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    where are you od - the orient or back in oz?

    hope the new additions went well

    Yes back in Aus dc.

    A couple of problems but all fixed.

    Actually having trouble eating!

    Too many teeth in my mouth I having to learn how to eat with extras

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    Yes back in Aus dc.

    A couple of problems but all fixed.

    Actually having trouble eating!

    Too many teeth in my mouth I having to learn how to eat with extras

    was it that new implant stuff?

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    Yes back in Aus dc.

    A couple of problems but all fixed.

    Actually having trouble eating!

    Too many teeth in my mouth I having to learn how to eat with extras

    funny you say that as Id been thinking...if and when , that I would only go for 24 not 28...for that very reason..havent had those wisdoms for ever anyway and the second molars went to the tooth fairy some time ago also

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    was it that new implant stuff?

    Yep plus some crown work to others

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    Funny you should mention herbs R&B my wife has pots of them all over our balcony and every dinner time she insists on asking me to "get me some thyme, get my some parsley". Nearly every time I come back with the wrong herb and that allows her to reinforce one of my few weaknesses on a regular basis. It is a real blank spot for me and I have suggested she put name plates on all the pots but of course she has no intention of doing that!

    There must be an app that can help you with that? Perhaps put them in braille or something and see if she notices. There is an old Masonic code called the pigpen cipher which you may find helpful ... doesn't like like a message to those not in the know (but don't tell anyone).

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    There must be an app that can help you with that? Perhaps put them in braille or something and see if she notices. There is an old Masonic code called the pigpen cipher which you may find helpful ... doesn't like like a message to those not in the know (but don't tell anyone).

    or he could label them in egyptian hieroglyphics and claim they are decorative motifs

    i'm sure earl can read them with hist first in ancient languages

    i do like your masonic idea though

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    or he could label them in egyptian hieroglyphics and claim they are decorative motifs

    i'm sure earl can read them with hist first in ancient languages

    i do like your masonic idea though

    How dare you dc?? Hiram Abif would turn in his very geometric grave if we start disclosing masonic secrets on this site.

    Typo on Hiram's name

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    James McDonald gets up in the last at Flemington

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    Missed that od! I backed him the other day and made a profit. A punter I'm not!

    so you just like a cunning punt, eh bbo?

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    FMD!! Things are quiet! I can understand the unscrupulous lawyers not posting ... but where is everyone else?

    Well ...

    Biffen is doing porn

    Moonshadow is doing himself

    OD is doing his teeth

    dc is doing oldies

    Earl hood is doing the cheap free trade coffee palaces.

    R and bluebeard is singing soprano in a choir.

    I notice fautly det has been posting - well he'd be blowing himself.

    And as for Doctor Hopping Dick - FMD.

    Anyway that's just the posters over the last few days!!! Bunch of weirdos .. And people reckon I'm a pervert!! FMD I'm not even in the game.

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    FMD!! Things are quiet! I can understand the unscrupulous lawyers not posting ... but where is everyone else?

    Well ...

    Biffen is doing porn

    Moonshadow is doing himself

    OD is doing his teeth

    dc is doing oldies

    Earl hood is doing the cheap free trade coffee palaces.

    R and bluebeard is singing soprano in a choir.

    I notice fautly det has been posting - well he'd be blowing himself.

    And as for Doctor Hopping Dick - FMD.

    Anyway that's just the posters over the last few days!!! Bunch of weirdos .. And people reckon I'm a pervert!! FMD I'm not even in the game.

    Baritone more likely, but not far off. Believe it or not, there is no footy at the moment (although Redleg may soon expand the countdown to include one to the start of pre-season training ... :blink::lol: )

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    Actually I think only myself and Bbub are sane.

    Haven't you heard? Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me-e-e, for ME-E!!!! :):blink:

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    FMD!! Things are quiet! I can understand the unscrupulous lawyers not posting ... but where is everyone else?

    Well ...

    Biffen is doing porn

    Moonshadow is doing himself

    OD is doing his teeth

    dc is doing oldies

    Earl hood is doing the cheap free trade coffee palaces.

    R and bluebeard is singing soprano in a choir.

    I notice fautly det has been posting - well he'd be blowing himself.

    And as for Doctor Hopping Dick - FMD.

    Anyway that's just the posters over the last few days!!! Bunch of weirdos .. And people reckon I'm a pervert!! FMD I'm not even in the game.

    Don't knock it. It's sex wth someone I love, as Woody Allen once said.

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    Actually I think only myself and Bbub are sane.

    Now I am really worried.

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    Now I am really worried.

    so am I !!

    Not sure why :)

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    FMD!! Things are quiet! I can understand the unscrupulous lawyers not posting ... but where is everyone else?

    Well ...

    Biffen is doing porn

    Moonshadow is doing himself

    OD is doing his teeth

    dc is doing oldies

    Earl hood is doing the cheap free trade coffee palaces.

    R and bluebeard is singing soprano in a choir.

    I notice fautly det has been posting - well he'd be blowing himself.

    And as for Doctor Hopping Dick - FMD.

    Anyway that's just the posters over the last few days!!! Bunch of weirdos .. And people reckon I'm a pervert!! FMD I'm not even in the game.

    If it's ok with you Uncle Bitters I'd rather not. Nothing personal, but you're not really my type.

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    FMD!! Things are quiet! I can understand the unscrupulous lawyers not posting ... but where is everyone else?

    Well ...

    Biffen is doing porn

    Moonshadow is doing himself

    OD is doing his teeth

    dc is doing oldies

    Earl hood is doing the cheap free trade coffee palaces.

    R and bluebeard is singing soprano in a choir.

    I notice fautly det has been posting - well he'd be blowing himself.

    And as for Doctor Hopping Dick - FMD.

    Anyway that's just the posters over the last few days!!! Bunch of weirdos .. And people reckon I'm a pervert!! FMD I'm not even in the game.

    BBO how prescient of you. I am off the new Wild Timor Coffee House in Carlton this very morning for an important business breakfast.

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    BBO how prescient of you. I am off the new Wild Timor Coffee House in Carlton this very morning for an important business breakfast.

    Avoiding beggars and street people hopefully.

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