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I'm unlikely to make it to the Gat for the ,at least immediate, future. The misunderstanding over the Ashley Maddison incident (as mentioned above) is still hovering.

The Lads realise my innocence but a certain other around the Manor remains unconvinced.

i would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when you tried to explain why you had 5 different accounts under different nom de plumes

 

i would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when you tried to explain why you had 5 different accounts under different nom de plumes

I like it when you talk French dc

I like it when you talk French dc

vous devriez me voir quand je parle espagnol, loonie, vous auriez aimer

 

vous devriez me voir quand je parle espagnol, loonie, vous auriez aimer

Espagnol est un langage dur, dc. Je préfère de beaucoup française.

Espagnol est un langage dur, dc. Je préfère de beaucoup française.

que l'actrice a déclaré à l'évêque - je préfère mes langues dur


Why don't you two dh's take a break until Biffen arrives - he claims to have some knowledge of frog language.

talking of frogs - où est-il?

 

L'embeciles sont prendu la maison.

At this time of the year I used to be looking forward to the coming NBL season.

Well two years ago they consigned my team to the dust bin of the sports world so now I do not even have that to look forward to.

Add in the drugies that inhabit the olmypic sports and the fiasco that is F1 and I have little to enjoy.

Not so long ago there was always a diversion from the MFC no longer.

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How low can this club make you feel for supporting them?

How low can this club make you feel for supporting them?

Just when you think you are at the bottom they establish a new low bench mark.

Next weekend Redleg will be way worse than yesterday.

Freo coming off two loses will make us look like the VFL outfit we are.

100 point loss coming up.

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And the good news is that its on Foxtel, so I won't be tempted to watch.

How low can this club make you feel for supporting them?

Just when you think you are at the bottom they establish a new low bench mark.

Next weekend Redleg will be way worse than yesterday.

Freo coming off two loses will make us look like the VFL outfit we are.

100 point loss coming up.

I (modestly, of course) draw your attention to my signature, which I adopted a while ago when contemplating much the same question.

woke up this morning hoping it was just a nightmare

still feel angry and gutted and in disbelief - wtf


i would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when you tried to explain why you had 5 different accounts under different nom de plumes

I fear there maybe further "outings".

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According to the Coach we are under a veil of negativity.

According to the Coach we are under a veil of negativity.

And it is all your fault Redleg and the other 34000 odd members so a lesser extent.

Fancy that all these years it has been our fault.

If only I had known that 20 years ago I could have moved to Hawthorn and led a very positive happy life.


That's how Biffen wakes up every morning dc!!

Still feels good to be waking up and contributing to society,

if only others shared my passion for the community!

Still feels good to be waking up and contributing to society,

if only others shared my passion for the community!

I suppose you are a contributor to society Biffen. Your drug trade no doubt swells the black economy. Your "workers" in a perverse way, also achieve this and add to the (very) short term happiness of others.

My latest information is that you were seen quaffing red wine in the vicinity of the GAT and passing yourself off as some sort of art critic towards the end of last week.

Hardly a credible position but I also heard that you did a reasonable public impersonation of manneken pis later in the evening

Still feels good to be waking up and contributing to society,if only others shared my passion for the community!

Biffen glad to hear about your community values. I too devote much of my precious time to help the fallen in my community. My tax free trust provides counselling for troubled hipsters, unemployed baristers and failed street artists in my area. We hold regular sessions at Hammer and Tong in the mornings and Friday evening sessions at Madame Sou Sous in Fitzroy. Call it a passion of mine but I feel I should give something, tax deductible, back to my community.

 

Biffen glad to hear about your community values. I too devote much of my precious time to help the fallen in my community. My tax free trust provides counselling for troubled hipsters, unemployed baristers and failed street artists in my area. We hold regular sessions at Hammer and Tong in the mornings and Friday evening sessions at Madame Sou Sous in Fitzroy. Call it a passion of mine but I feel I should give something, tax deductible, back to my community.

What an uplifting tale Earl Hood! I, perhaps naively, used to think that simply driving the Merc near poor people would inspire them to try and lift their station in life. However,you have demonstrated that good works can turn a profit lives around in surprising ways. . I shall set my accountants to work forthwith.

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i would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when you tried to explain why you had 5 different accounts under different nom de plumes

What, he has 5 pens with different names?


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