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Pimp, drug abuser and all round pervert.

The flattery is overwhelming.

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Who is that avatar of?

Uncle Paul the creep.


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Managed to drag yourself out of the free grog trough OD?

Actually a little second hand today Bbo.

But I guarantee I am feeling a lot better than the poor unfortunates who trudged off to the House of pain yesterday.

God we are ordinary.

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Managed to drag yourself out of the free grog trough OD?

I wonder if he runs a tab or just drains it straight from the cask?

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I wonder if he runs a tab or just drains it straight from the cask?

Very up market my family Biff

We bottle, label and cork before quaffing.

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Very up market my family Biff

We bottle, label and cork before quaffing.

Uncle Bitters is keen to meet the family and taste the new vintage.

When we get the address( which we will in time)

I am expecting a full tasting session as we are (potentially) big customers.

I have a stange palette that needs to taste a full bottle before reaching any conclusions.

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Poor old Bitters has spent most of the day battling the arctic cold of Romsey while engaging in buider type activities. An heroic effort if do say so myself. Think I'll give the tradies away completely. Lazy overcharging bunch they are!

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Poor old Bitters has spent most of the day battling the arctic cold of Romsey while engaging in buider type activities. An heroic effort if do say so myself. Think I'll give the tradies away completely. Lazy overcharging bunch they are!

Do you have any carpentry/building skills you can offer my reno Uncle Bitter? The only one I know is a lazy druggo.

Edit. Actually, I take that request back. I struggle to take anyone seriously who talks of themself in the third person

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Do you have any carpentry/building skills you can offer my reno Uncle Bitter? The only one I know is a lazy druggo.

Edit. Actually, I take that request back. I struggle to take anyone seriously who talks of themself in the third person

Now you are trying to destroy HIS reputation.

Chapeau!

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I think it says a bit about us, that we were the only team to lose to the Bombers in the last 11 games.

Agree. But it's nothing that we don't already know.

At least with our succession plan in place we can look forward to a lack of media heat for the next 6 months while Bombers and Blues will be put through the wringer.

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Agree. But it's nothing that we don't already know.

At least with our succession plan in place we can look forward to a lack of media heat for the next 6 months while Bombers and Blues will be put through the wringer.

Could we just win a couple of games?

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I think it says a bit about us, that we were the only team to lose to the Bombers in the last 11 games.

Every poster on Land needs to remember this hard fact, especially the next time we play them

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boy-o-boy, wow-ee, what a big day in footy

chicken little shot bambi, the afl won the jackpot lotto and danny boy declares a holiday for the visitors from west coast and freemantle

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