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It was a hotel in Stawell. They do possum pie.

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    Served them up at a Kiwi-Oz Rugby Union international once as an effort to rile up the Aussies in attendance like anyone would actually give a patriotic toss over a possum. Meanwhile, they've got a problem with wild emus which taste fantastic in a burger and might make rugby worth enduring for half a minute or so.

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    Sorry article in yesterdays age about the diminishing status of Fitzroy street.

    Libelous mention of the Gat and inhabitants.

    I hope someone is preparing the necessary retraction notices lest people draw some totally incorrect conclusions.

    While I appreciate that drug use is seen by some as a blight, we do not see the same derogatory comments about those loitering around the EFC.

    Please right this wrong.

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    monkeys....possums....bananas....hmmm, sounds like a real paleo diet

    Paleo feast: roast monkey stuffed with roast possum stuffed with fried banana ... :)

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    Paleo feast: roast monkey stuffed with roast possum stuffed with fried banana ... :)

    and toss in some emu fritters......yummmm

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    at least the uv index is predicted to be low - no need to take sunscreen Saturday 11 July

    Summary showers.png Min 9 Max 12 Showers. Chance of any rain: 90%rain_90.gif Rainfall amount: 3 to 8 mm Melbourne area

    Cloudy. Very high (90%) chance of showers, most likely in the late morning and afternoon. Possible hail in the afternoon and evening. Winds northerly 20 to 30 km/h tending northwesterly 15 to 25 km/h in the middle of the day then becoming light in the late afternoon.

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    Sorry article in yesterdays age about the diminishing status of Fitzroy street.

    Libelous mention of the Gat and inhabitants.

    I hope someone is preparing the necessary retraction notices lest people draw some totally incorrect conclusions.

    While I appreciate that drug use is seen by some as a blight, we do not see the same derogatory comments about those loitering around the EFC.

    Please right this wrong.

    Exactly,Libelous indeed.

    If some of the tenants could ever focus on a newspaper they would be appalled,then quickly move on about their daily activities like all the other good citizens.

    We at the Gat are seeking legal redress.

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    Sorry article in yesterdays age about the diminishing status of Fitzroy street.

    Libelous mention of the Gat and inhabitants.

    I hope someone is preparing the necessary retraction notices lest people draw some totally incorrect conclusions.

    While I appreciate that drug use is seen by some as a blight, we do not see the same derogatory comments about those loitering around the EFC.

    Please right this wrong.

    Depends on which side of the fence one sits d+. All are good clients of Biff. He's happy!

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    Exactly,Libelous indeed.

    If some of the tenants could ever focus on a newspaper they would be appalled,then quickly move on about their daily activities like all the other good citizens.

    We at the Gat are seeking legal redress.

    I'd say some of the respectable blokes visiting the gat are seeking to get dressed...... quickly.

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    and toss in some emu fritters......yummmm

    Sounds good. Top it off with some barbecued camel, and you have Christmas dinner!

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    Sounds good. Top it off with some barbecued camel, and you have Christmas dinner!

    Are you on meth R&B?

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    What is our form in hail?

    Our form has been in hell for so long it has probably forgotten what hail looks like .... :)

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    Are you on meth R&B?

    No. What is it like? :) You must be either not hungry, or a closet vegan ... :blink::blink:

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    Exactly,Libelous indeed.

    If some of the tenants could ever focus on a newspaper they would be appalled,then quickly move on about their daily activities like all the other good citizens.

    We at the Gat are seeking legal redress.

    I was thinking illegal redress was more your style .... :)

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    I was thinking illegal redress was more your style .... :)

    Illegal is such a vague term.

    But you are a meth head aren't you ?

    We dont need to eat camels in this country.

    We sell them to the towels.

    Same with emus-they are on our coat of arms

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    Illegal is such a vague term.

    But you are a meth head aren't you ?

    We dont need to eat camels in this country.

    We sell them to the towels.

    Same with emus-they are on our coat of arms

    Technically we don't need to eat any meat. But lots of us like to. Given there is something like 100,000 wild camels running around central Australia doing all sort of damage, eating them is actually patriotic (although you are right about there also being a good export market for live ones). Being on the coat of arms doesn't stop kangaroos being a royal pest on a farm.You have given me an idea though --- a coat of arms themed barbie, with emu and kangaroo on the menu!

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    Apparently some Afghani boat people in the 19th Century lied about where they came from and now we have the best genetic camel stock in the world. Let that be a lesson about something or other.

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    Ha ha . Notice Biffen is posting tonight. Well let me give you all the latest gos.

    However, you have to picture Uncle Bitter quivering with mirth and tears streaming down the cheeks as i write.

    It seems good old Biff has had some sort of epiphany and is currently undergoing wait for it......... detox......bwahahabwaha. Far be it from me to disclose another's personal business of course. ( Rumour also has it that Biffen has found god but even I find that too absurd to believe). Anyway imagine the detox!!!! Whatever they flush out of Biffen would make Fiskville seem like a kid's play area. Bwahahaha!

    Hope my good friend Earl Hood is on the lookout!

    Biffen - detox. Bwahahaha !!!

    FMD

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    Ha ha . Notice Biffen is posting tonight. Well let me give you all the latest gos.

    However, you have to picture Uncle Bitter quivering with mirth and tears streaming down the cheeks as i write.

    It seems good old Biff has had some sort of epiphany and is currently undergoing wait for it......... detox......bwahahabwaha. Far be it from me to disclose another's personal business of course. ( Rumour also has it that Biffen has found god but even I find that too absurd to believe). Anyway imagine the detox!!!! Whatever they flush out of Biffen would make Fiskville seem like a kid's play area. Bwahahaha!

    Hope my good friend Earl Hood is on the lookout!

    Biffen - detox. Bwahahaha !!!

    FMD

    Dear Demonlanders,

    above ( and below) is what you might call a classic case of alcoholic enabling.

    Fear not,friends,I am five days sober and not even old Bitterness will make me hit the grog .

    I am a better person than most of you now.

    and you should all know that.

    Unfortunately,Old Bitterguts doesn't see it that way and wants to drag me back to the fray.

    Ha ha . Notice Biffen is posting tonight. Well let me give you all the latest gos.

    However, you have to picture Uncle Bitter quivering with mirth and tears streaming down the cheeks as i write.

    It seems good old Biff has had some sort of epiphany and is currently undergoing wait for it......... detox......bwahahabwaha. Far be it from me to disclose another's personal business of course. ( Rumour also has it that Biffen has found god but even I find that too absurd to believe). Anyway imagine the detox!!!! Whatever they flush out of Biffen would make Fiskville seem like a kid's play area. Bwahahaha!

    Hope my good friend Earl Hood is on the lookout!

    Biffen - detox. Bwahahaha !!!

    FMD

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    Haha ! Read and note Biffen's moralistic and sanctimonious preaching. Another week (possibly 10 days) he will fall back into the normal disgusting persona that we know so well.

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    Haha ! Read and note Biffen's moralistic and sanctimonious preaching. Another week (possibly 10 days) he will fall back into the normal disgusting persona that we know so well.

    I am very busy helping starving children in Biafra and would appreciate you limiting your drunken ranting.Difficult as you seem to find it.

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    Biff you may be detoxing, but what about the toxins your good women ingest? A diet of alcohol, drugs and men is not good for anyone (perhaps with the exception of stuie). It will take far more than 5 days to get all of the [censored] that you have indulged in over the years out of your system!

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