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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Hey Biff, been meaning to ask for a while now, have you had a visit lately from your good mate Reginald? You know, quiet odd flying patterns.

He was only ever good for about half a day then he kept headbutting the window expecting a different result each time.

Severe mental problems.

One of the most fukked up blowies I have ever shared a relationship with.

 

He was only ever good for about half a day then he kept headbutting the window expecting a different result each time.

Severe mental problems.

One of the most fukked up blowies I have ever shared a relationship with.

hard to get a good blowie these days, biffo

He was only ever good for about half a day then he kept headbutting the window expecting a different result each time.

Severe mental problems.

One of the most fukked up blowies I have ever shared a relationship with.

You can be so thoughtless and selfish at times Biffen. Did it never occur to you, that by singling out Reg as the object of your affection you were setting him up to be a pariah among his own kind? You may have thought those special little faecal tidbits you favoured him with were a kindness but did you ever consider the impact on the billion other blowies at the Gat?

Of course you didn't. It was all about you and your relationships.

Poor Reg shunned by his own kind and relying on your fickle and capricious ways had no hope.

At least do the right thing and ensure that his family is seen to.

 

Einstein avatars, no Pictures, abstinence inspired names, I can't take much more of this.

Ten days off the grog! How do you think I feel Red?

Edited by Abstemious

I wrote the following on another thread. It seems like the executive are on the way to eliminating PJ the best thing that has happened to the MFC in a decade

Is it just me or do others have the feeling that we seem determined to assign ourselves to a permanent spot as an irrelevant club in the AFL?

"This club makes it very tiring to be a member and supporter.

Just when I thought we were on the improve you get this information.

Not sure how many more kicks in the gut I can take.

Sad but they are pushing me very close to the edge.

One more disaster and I am finished."


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Sounds like there is only one thing for it -- banana cake! :)

Ah, but the Paleo.
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I wrote the following on another thread. It seems like the executive are on the way to eliminating PJ the best thing that has happened to the MFC in a decade

Is it just me or do others have the feeling that we seem determined to assign ourselves to a permanent spot as an irrelevant club in the AFL?

"This club makes it very tiring to be a member and supporter.

Just when I thought we were on the improve you get this information.

Not sure how many more kicks in the gut I can take.

Sad but they are pushing me very close to the edge.

One more disaster and I am finished."

If this is true, which I hope it isn't, there has to be more to it.

Ah, but the Paleo.

liking a bet either way, i've decided to do the paleo and the carbo diet concurrently. i reckon that way i should lose weight twice as fast.

 

liking a bet either way, i've decided to do the paleo and the carbo diet concurrently. i reckon that way i should lose weight twice as fast.

And in six months time dc an "expert" will come up with the same idea.

Ten days off the grog! How do you think I feel Red?

You writing is rubbish since you've sobered up.

Go down to the local and refresh your brain cells with a good drop of red.


I wrote the following on another thread. It seems like the executive are on the way to eliminating PJ the best thing that has happened to the MFC in a decade

Is it just me or do others have the feeling that we seem determined to assign ourselves to a permanent spot as an irrelevant club in the AFL?

"This club makes it very tiring to be a member and supporter.

Just when I thought we were on the improve you get this information.

Not sure how many more kicks in the gut I can take.

Sad but they are pushing me very close to the edge.

One more disaster and I am finished."

Whats going on OD?

My internet has been down for two weeks at this house and surfing the web on a mobile is just too painful.

Whats going on OD?

My internet has been down for two weeks at this house and surfing the web on a mobile is just too painful.

See the thread "tension at the top" DF

See the thread "tension at the top" DF

I said it many times.

Only DH play for East Perth.

Ten days off the grog! How do you think I feel Red?

And I thought after these years of reading your posts I was getting to know you, now you are telling me that you only indulge very moderately! I rather enjoyed the old BBO, brought many laughs to this office when required.

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Have we sorted out the CEO rumour yet?


seems to be a captain's call, red

So that means it is all a schemozzle still ... :blink:

seems to be a captain's call, red

Oh gawd

Had the worst banana smoothie ever yesterday. Back to the Paleo.

Have never had a bad banana smoothie, don't mix alcohol with it!

Ive just prepared my usual Friday night Pizzas and when my delectable company arrives I shall take them outside to cook. The outside cooking is also a nostalgia thing for the lads.

Anyway by this stage I would usually have slopped down 3 or 4 stubbies while at least one bottle of shiraz is breathing its last. However , as an abstainer, I have been sipping soda and lime (haven't got the other stuff yet dc).

Now could one one you genii please explain how a couple of sodas ( a fraction of my normal liquid intake) have rendered my ample guts full ?

Gas! Start drinking proper stuff and that problem will go away!

Haven't been on for a while but the same shite still appears! Come on guys give me something witty and above your station in life!

Have never had a bad banana smoothie, don't mix alcohol with it!

Gas! Start drinking proper stuff and that problem will go away!

Haven't been on for a while but the same shite still appears! Come on guys give me something witty and above your station in life!

anything vaguely intelligible would be way above bbo's station in life


Have never had a bad banana smoothie, don't mix alcohol with it!

Gas! Start drinking proper stuff and that problem will go away!

Haven't been on for a while but the same shite still appears! Come on guys give me something witty and above your station in life!

Well well, the Clit is back and demanding "something witty"!

It is difficult to be witty and keep it at a slapstick level that you might understand Clit, so I'll pass on that challenge. However, I'm also trying to cast my mind back to some of your profundities and coming up empty. All that really comes to mind was your pie throwing routine the day you stuck your ugly mug all over the board. A pool of inanity would be my description of that.

And I thought after these years of reading your posts I was getting to know you, now you are telling me that you only indulge very moderately! I rather enjoyed the old BBO, brought many laughs to this office when required.

Well this is a turn up Oneday. I've never before been considered moderate. I'm a little shellshocked.

anything vaguely intelligible would be way above bbo's station in life

I shall comment on this affront at a later date. (When I can think of something suitable)

 

Well this is a turn up Oneday. I've never before been considered moderate. I'm a little shellshocked.

I shall comment on this affront at a later date. (When I can think of something suitable)

Speaking of moderation, what are the lads giving up for this month? If you are on the wagon, at the very least they could give up couch grass ... :)

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Speaking of moderation, what are the lads giving up for this month? If you are on the wagon, at the very least they could give up couch grass ... :)

What there is grass on your couch? Do you live in a paddock?

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