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All of the above dc. However when the tough times come ( ie the paper is late, the toilet blocks, Biffen tries to cadge a free lunch) that's when the real Alpaca farmers stand up!!!

bbo, as a subsidising tax payer it excites me to think of my small contribution to romsey and the lad's welfare. keep it up but remember my largesse doesn't extend to biffo's visits

 

The "lads" signed me up for Febfast - no grog for a month! (I suspect my GP may have put them up to it) . I have had no such abstinence for about 50 years - a significant number hereabouts.

Any thought I'd mention this to show Jizza what real 2 balled farmers can achieve.

Want to go head to head with me Jizz? My booze for your fags ( tobacco variety)

Anyway aim to inhale a couple of shiraz tonight

Chocolate=check

Extra chewing gum=check

Poofta salad for dinner=check.

Beer in slab form=check

2 balls=check

Dairy farmer attitude=check

Your on South American importer of feral animals,you me one month.

 

Ok you're on softy. May the beast farmer win!!!

I will drink to that!

I will drink to that!

Me too.Actually got european trash beer my son bought for me{he's home and is all euro BS now}

Bloody slovenians,what would they know about grog.

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I'm going to take you down Jizz!

Bet you say that to all the boys.

 

Footy starts later this month.

So the best part of the football year is drawing to a close Redleg.

So the best part of the football year is drawing to a close Redleg.

I just want my Club to have an AFL team someday soon.


I just want my Club to have an AFL team someday soon.

Hi DF I thought the hot WA weather had done you in.

great to see you are still with us.

I just want my Club to have an AFL team someday soon.

welcome back,big fella.

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I just want my Club to have an AFL team someday soon.

What, you couldn't find a nice picture to go with that comment?

As I sit here slurping on a Bickfords Cloudy Apple cordial and soda water I ask myself what moment of temporary insanity allowed me to sign up (And pay money!!) to join this "Febfast foolishness". A month without the tender caress of a fruity Shizaz! FMD what an imbecile I am.

No competition either. I reckon Jizz will go up in a puff of smoke within a day or two.

Dairy farmers have (read appendage disadvantage) and are unable to match with the real heroes of the land.

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Just had a Vanilla Chai Latte. What is happening to me?


Just had a Vanilla Chai Latte. What is happening to me?

Sadly I think the ageing process has accelerated in 2015

We are all slipping into our dotage due to the shock of positive posts about MFC!!,

Training is cheap talk Bbo.

The action time starts early March

As I sit here slurping on a Bickfords Cloudy Apple cordial and soda water I ask myself what moment of temporary insanity allowed me to sign up (And pay money!!) to join this "Febfast foolishness". A month without the tender caress of a fruity Shizaz! FMD what an imbecile I am.

No competition either. I reckon Jizz will go up in a puff of smoke within a day or two.

Dairy farmers have (read appendage disadvantage) and are unable to match with the real heroes of the land.

Just had a Vanilla Chai Latte. What is happening to me?

Just ordered 3 gallon of red wine and 420 packets of chewing gum from the local soopy.

Spose i will win the monthly bet with BBO and learn to guzzle red at the same time.

Wish biff was here to help.

Just ordered 3 gallon of red wine and 420 packets of chewing gum from the local soopy.

Spose i will win the monthly bet with BBO and learn to guzzle red at the same time.

Wish biff was here to help.

biffo is having his bi-annual rehab and de-tox lock-up. he's too shakey to help you jazza, can't even focus on a keyboard


Training is cheap talk Bbo.

The action time starts early March

Couldn't agree more old.

I just want my Club to have an AFL team someday soon.

Good to see you back Toady. Trust all is well in the wild west.

As I sit here slurping on a Bickfords Cloudy Apple cordial and soda water I ask myself what moment of temporary insanity allowed me to sign up (And pay money!!) to join this "Febfast foolishness". A month without the tender caress of a fruity Shizaz! FMD what an imbecile I am.

Uncle Bitter my neighbours are doing Febfast and swear that the key is to drink soda water or mineral water from a wine glass and close your eyes. Most of your senses are satisfied, except taste of course. Who knows, you might even become a teetotaller out of this.

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Uncle Bitter my neighbours are doing Febfast and swear that the key is to drink soda water or mineral water from a wine glass and close your eyes. Most of your senses are satisfied, except taste of course. Who knows, you might even become a teetotaller out of this.

Thanks for the useless advice Loonie. It's not about taste - it's about the alcohol coursing through the system!


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As I sit here slurping on a Bickfords Cloudy Apple cordial and soda water I ask myself what moment of temporary insanity allowed me to sign up (And pay money!!) to join this "Febfast foolishness". A month without the tender caress of a fruity Shizaz! FMD what an imbecile I am.

No competition either. I reckon Jizz will go up in a puff of smoke within a day or two.

Dairy farmers have (read appendage disadvantage) and are unable to match with the real heroes of the land.

BBO let me toast your success so far! You are an inspiration to us all!

 

I just want my Club to have an AFL team someday soon.

Welcome back, DF. Maybe your wish will come true in a couple of months ...

Just had a Vanilla Chai Latte. What is happening to me?

What, no banana in there? :)


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