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Which of tomorrow night's games will attract the greatest interest?

Difficult question requires a little thought

Ok 2 seconds later Hawks and Cats.

Do I get a prize?

 

Which of tomorrow night's games will attract the greatest interest?

DF's images have them both covered ... :-)

Better?

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much

 

How can this possible be bad for you OD?

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she's appealling !!

much

Reminds me,where did i park the camel.


Difficult question requires a little thought

Ok 2 seconds later Hawks and Cats.

Do I get a prize?

Prize: All the Bananas you can eat for one year.

Prize: All the Bananas you can eat for one year.

thats nasty ...he cant have bananas !! :unsure:

 
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I am cut to the quick

If you were a Melbourne player you would be cut to the slow.


Reminds me,where did i park the camel.

Said the actress to the bishop :lol: (posted from the lounge at Changi airport en route to Delhi and later to Saigon)

thats nasty ...he cant have bananas !! :unsure:

True BB

I applogies for any pain and suffer my previous post may have caused some posters.

But it is a thread about Bananas.

Reminds me,where did i park the camel.

OMG Jazza

Why on earth are you thinking about a camel when you see an attrative women?

You need to forget about Biff and his less then ethical business offerings and enjoy the real life.

How many days is it now?

You're forgiven Frog... on a-peel

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OMG Jazza

Why on earth are you thinking about a camel when you see an attrative women?

I think the camel's toe stood on his foot.


I am cut to the quick

Banana Quick?

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I think the camel's toe stood on his foot.

Oh I see

OMG Jazza

Why on earth are you thinking about a camel when you see an attrative women?

You need to forget about Biff and his less then ethical business offerings and enjoy the real life.

How many days is it now?

I hope he is not thinking about smoking a camel ... :blink:

I hope he is not thinking about smoking a camel ... :blink:

Surely not after all he is just a cow man after all.

Surely not after all he is just a cow man after all.

AFter all Fl og ,posting at 4.53 am means you are probably pizzed,after all.

Even if you Perth types go to bed late.


Great thread this: deserves it's own theme song.

Said the actress to the bishop :lol: (posted from the lounge at Changi airport en route to Delhi and later to Saigon)

BS.you are probably in fitzroy and reliving the champion hotel days of youth.

No sane person would travel to these places.

frog day 83 and tasted smoked capsicun soaked in oil for the first time.

 

This is the only thread that I enjoy reading at the moment.....It sure beats the hell out of the others where the lynch mobs and witch hunts are order of the day

What we need is a Jack Watts thread.....Why did no one think of this before????

This is the only thread that I enjoy reading at the moment.....It sure beats the hell out of the others where the lynch mobs and witch hunts are order of the day

What we need is a Jack Watts thread.....Why did no one think of this before????

Be careful bossdog.

OD,and others are way past understanding and their nurses relay your messages in morse code.

Also dont use modern words as they are to hard for biff,bbo,{they only understand graffitti}

And whatever you do,dont mention the war ,OD will write page after page about his service in ww1 and ww2

Enjoy the no football thread and become one of the old stagers like R@B,redleg,froggy and the rest.


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