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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Since we are not trying to win games this season I not rushed over East to watch a live game this season. But t I me is getting away from me so it looks like the Hawks game is a goer.

It my understanding that due to the cold weather warm beer is all the rage at the Gat these days. So how do I go about placing an order for a few cold ones?

Sounds good. A late Saturday afternoon game is not bad ... I will be there.

 

And if you want to talk [censored], see jazza :blink:

Think he paying me back for my milk price joke LOL

Sounds good. A late Saturday afternoon game is not bad ... I will be there.

Excellent.

 

An innovation you might wish to suggest on your return to the management of the Gat?

You are on the money here WJ. Biffen actually runs a service that is not so much a happy hour but does guarantee a "happy ending".

BTW. I have been trying to track Biffen down - if we don't hear from him soon i reckon he has (as the salvos say) been promoted to glory along with Lordweaver..

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

I didn't attend the footy today nor did I even think about it until about 6.00 pm this evening. Today I had the privilege of attending a "special olympics" swimming carnival. Most of the competitors were Down Syndrome the the others had ID's of various types.

The highlight for me was a 50 metre race where 3 0f the competitors had finished and the fourth was about 3/4 of a pool length behind. The crowd cheered the last person on and, as she came near the finish, the other three who were still in the water began to clap.

I am a hard hearted bastard but this made me cry. Actually writing about it now is making me cry.

It puts life in perspective.


I didn't attend the footy today nor did I even think about it until about 6.00 pm this evening. Today I had the privilege of attending a "special olympics" swimming carnival. Most of the competitors were Down Syndrome the the others had ID's of various types.

The highlight for me was a 50 metre race where 3 0f the competitors had finished and the fourth was about 3/4 of a pool length behind. The crowd cheered the last person on and, as she came near the finish, the other three who were still in the water began to clap.

I am a hard hearted [censored] but this made me cry. Actually writing about it now is making me cry.

It puts life in perspective.

Nice story, BBO. Much better than the rubbish I sat through at the MCG ... :wacko:

Jazza I found one of your cows the other day.

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I don't know what you are feeding them but I am sure Biff wants a kilo or two of it.

Sounds good. A late Saturday afternoon game is not bad ... I will be there.

Whats a good area to sit in and watch the game?

Second thoughts may be watching the games is not so important after how badly we play against good sides.

 

I think these guys know which god to pray to for on field success

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Does any one know which God they worship?

Whats a good area to sit in and watch the game?

Second thoughts may be watching the games is not so important after how badly we play against good sides.

Sit behind Biff and BBO,The drunker they get, the more money falls out of their pockets,at least the day becomes of some value.,


Whats a good area to sit in and watch the game?

Second thoughts may be watching the games is not so important after how badly we play against good sides.

a well stocked bar with at least 2 mercendols to take the edge of your despair.
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Jazza I found one of your cows the other day.

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I don't know what you are feeding them but I am sure Biff wants a kilo or two of it.

Put them both in the forward line.

If i knew how to work a computer properly,i would get this picture printed,its a beauty.

Although it would be hard to milk the buggers,when they are off swimming all day.

If i knew how to work a computer properly,i would get this picture printed,its a beauty.

Although it would be hard to milk the buggers,when they are off swimming all day.

Press Control "P"

Press Control "P"

Yeah,thanks big fella.


Nice story, BBO. Much better than the rubbish I sat through at the MCG ... :wacko:

Don't be fooled RBB

The post was from a hacker, as the post is clear not from BBO.

Read all his previous posts for proof.

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Yeah,thanks big fella.

Well my other advice is always to say "turn the computer off for 2 minutes"

But in this case not sure it would help.

I am absolutely amazed not one has commented on the jumper yesterday.

I truly would have preferred the white one.

From the outer it is just a dark blue nothing.

Take the lens cap off the binoculars next time OD.

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Whats a good area to sit in and watch the game?

Second thoughts may be watching the games is not so important after how badly we play against good sides.

Assuming the game is worth watching, it depends on what you want to see most. Yesterday I went with a group of people and we went in Gate 5. As it was raining when we got there, we couldn't find seats under cover on the ground level, so we went up to level 2A (just in front of all the corporate superboxes). This gave quite a good view of the ground, although it was a little exposed when it started raining later. Unfortunately we got to see Geelong's second quarter rampage up close ...

Otherwise, ground level in the Northern stand is one spot I like, as you can hear the players calling to each other when the play is nearby,or the top level for a 'coaches' view of the game (and plenty of room to move around and choose a particular spot).


Take the lens cap off the binoculars next time OD.

No I don't think that was the problem Biffen I could see Blue and white ones running all over the place.

Maybe the Dees could see each other in that load of dark crap?

Take the lens cap off the binoculars next time OD.

So you have not joined Lordweaver in the great beyond Biff. Surprising!

However it may be time to reinvent yourself - your licentious lifestyle and illegal interests are surely leading you closer to perdition.

was interesting they wouldn't put on the lights in the first half when it was dark

then in the second half the sky was blue the sun came through and they turned the lights on

go figure

agree on the crappy jumper od, just what were they trying to prove

seems that when they get a chance to wear the home strip they think of some cockamaney reason to wear some pantomine special occasion crap

yeah, i know the tv stations wanted it

clown outfits next week would be appropriate

 

So you have not joined Lordweaver in the great beyond Biff. Surprising!

However it may be time to reinvent yourself - your licentious lifestyle and illegal interests are surely leading you closer to perdition.

I have merely been on an extended bender.

Lordweaver must have found a higher calling.

I cannot recant my lascivious lifestyle- I have made a solemn pact.

So you have not joined Lordweaver in the great beyond Biff. Surprising!

However it may be time to reinvent yourself - your licentious lifestyle and illegal interests are surely leading you closer to perdition.

closer bbo? he went way past that feeble description long time ago

btw are you aware someone has hijacked your account? get a decent anti-virus product


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