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That would be cards13 {hes a cyclist}and he would be getting colostumin,straight from the source{illegal} as all TDF people are cheats.

Now for the Hard Question Jazza.

When are you selling the cows and planting Banana Trees?

 
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I'm back having served my two week suspension from this thread and see nothing's changed.

Clearly nothing has changed with your poor arithmetic skills.

You were banned in post 11270 on the 21st of June 2014 for 2 weeks. Today is the 26th of June 2014. I make that 5 days.

Is a week now 2.5 days in your world?

 

No doubt about it - only certified nutcases should post on this thread.

I resemble that remark !


Clearly nothing has changed with your poor arithmetic skills.

You were banned in post 11270 on the 21st of June 2014 for 2 weeks. Today is the 26th of June 2014. I make that 5 days.

Is a week now 2.5 days in your world?

It is according to ASADA.

I got 50% off for co-operating with the authorities and another 25% off for making sure that a certain rat didn't play for GWS on Sunday.

I think Jazza is off to sell his cows at the Gat

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It is according to ASADA.

I got 50% off for co-operating with the authorities and another 25% off for making sure that a certain rat didn't play for GWS on Sunday.

But then you sued ASADA on the grounds of ultra vires, applied for an injunction, engaged some very expensive lawyers, and tied the whole issue up for at least another six months ... (and several bazillon in legal fees). :blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:

 

Clearly nothing has changed with your poor arithmetic skills.

You were banned in post 11270 on the 21st of June 2014 for 2 weeks. Today is the 26th of June 2014. I make that 5 days.

Is a week now 2.5 days in your world?

Red this thread is all about asking the hard questions to see the posters true allegiance to the banana.

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I'm back having served my two week suspension from this thread and see nothing's changed.

Can an Admin get suspended?


Now for the Hard Question Jazza.

When are you selling the cows and planting Banana Trees?

Yep, love it, years ago the old man had a spiv at the door,trying to sell olive trees{yes thats true}and then in the late 70s a similar spivv was trying to tell us that the next BIG thing would be ostrich egg farming{dad didnt bite} weve also had ,emu,mexican beans,and of course deer farming{my favorite} which my little sister thought would be ".cute'

So weve had everything except banana tree salesman at the door.

BTW D27 and ive just collected the dog,after he blew off the chain at 3 this morning.{its windy atm}

Yep, love it, years ago the old man had a spiv at the door,trying to sell olive trees{yes thats true}and then in the late 70s a similar spivv was trying to tell us that the next BIG thing would be ostrich egg farming{dad didnt bite} weve also had ,emu,mexican beans,and of course deer farming{my favorite} which my little sister thought would be ".cute'

So weve had everything except banana tree salesman at the door.

BTW D27 and ive just collected the dog,after he blew off the chain at 3 this morning.{its windy atm}

Its the 21 century so now its the internet salesman. Have I got a deal for you. Banana laying Emu's!

I will send you a photo shortly.

It is according to ASADA.

I got 50% off for co-operating with the authorities and another 25% off for making sure that a certain rat didn't play for GWS on Sunday.

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Think it might be cold at Etihad tomorrow. May need to take some hot banana milk, to warm me up.


Watching the Shockers & Meth Coast at The Duck Inn Hotel in Manila.

With a GREAT CURRY!!

Anyone else been here?

Watching the Shockers & Meth Coast at The Duck Inn Hotel in Manila.

With a GREAT CURRY!!

Anyone else been here?

Get ya hand off it.

Stop name dropping.

Get ya hand off it.

Stop name dropping.

Hahaha!! This is a famous retreat from the hot sun.

Watched the 2009 GF here during a Big Typhoon.

Transmission was unbroken!!

Greetings from Hanoi - no live footy here (except that Sheila's game) hot as .... . Two stories - my demons shirt attracted offers from a couple of local vendors - maybe they reckoned on cutting several local size shirts out of it.

Entered a temple from the heat - I was lathered in sweat and no doubt florid. A little girl (5 or 6) looked at me and huddled close to her mum. I must have looked like some sort of ogre. I pulled a face at her and she started to cry - highlight of the day.

Greetings from Hanoi - . A little girl (5 or 6) looked at me and huddled close to her mum. I must have looked like some sort of ogre. I pulled a face at her and she started to cry - highlight of the day.

Keep up the good work.

You and wyl will bring back loads of support for our country.

Ambassadors of goodwill the pair of you.


Keep up the good work.

You and wyl will bring back loads of support for our country.

Ambassadors of goodwill the pair of you.

I'm telling everyone I'm a dairy farmer jazz

I'm telling everyone I'm a dairy farmer jazz

Dont do that.

They will overtax you and make you work 16 hours per day.

On the plus side you will get some interesting teats to pull on.

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Greetings from Hanoi - no live footy here (except that Sheila's game) hot as .... . Two stories - my demons shirt attracted offers from a couple of local vendors - maybe they reckoned on cutting several local size shirts out of it.

Entered a temple from the heat - I was lathered in sweat and no doubt florid. A little girl (5 or 6) looked at me and huddled close to her mum. I must have looked like some sort of ogre. I pulled a face at her and she started to cry - highlight of the day.

Thank God you didn't touch her.
 

Thank God you didn't touch her.

Nah i doubt he was windowshopping.

But i can imagine the nightmares the poor kid would be having for years to come.


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