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  On 27/05/2014 at 05:06, jazza said:

If the biff is maple,that might explain some of the late night events at the gat.

Never even been near the Gat. Judging by your comment and knowledge of late night goings-on, you have been. What are these events to which you refer?

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      On 27/05/2014 at 07:17, Maple Demon said:

    Never even been near the Gat. Judging by your comment and knowledge of late night goings-on, you have been. What are these events to which you refer?

    Cuntry boys cop an extra fee for toilet training .

    Hayseeds find it difficult to slip into Gat life but after a while they thrive.

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    BTW, I it with mmmmph ... sad mmmph ...sadness that I note Fl og has "defriended" me. I'm very mmmmph ... hurt . I never been defriended before. Of Course I've never been "friended" before either. Anyway Fl og is an ungrateful little [censored] - considering everything I've done to for him.

    I'm quite hurt about this.

    Just Joking!! HaHa ! HaHa !

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    Sticks and stones.

    Sadly, once again, I need to consult the brains trust of this thread for personal advice. It’s a bit like “Dear Dorothy Dix” or perhaps “Heartbalm”.

    Anyway, today, I was described as a “thoughtless pervert”.

    What am I to make of this? How should I have responded?

    I don’t believe I am thoughtless. I have many thoughts. (Some, I admit, impure) Such a comment questions my intellectual credibility. It questions the whole notion of “ I think therefore I am” that some wog fella came up with.

    I am befuddled. What is the proper response to the very hurtful label of being “ thoughtless”?

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    Im confused...would you have preferred THOUGHTFUL Pervert ?

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      On 27/05/2014 at 10:05, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Sticks and stones.

    Sadly, once again, I need to consult the brains trust of this thread for personal advice. It’s a bit like “Dear Dorothy Dix” or perhaps “Heartbalm”.

    Anyway, today, I was described as a “thoughtless pervert”.

    What am I to make of this? How should I have responded?

    I don’t believe I am thoughtless. I have many thoughts. (Some, I admit, impure) Such a comment questions my intellectual credibility. It questions the whole notion of “ I think therefore I am” that some wog fella came up with.

    I am befuddled. What is the proper response to the very hurtful label of being “ thoughtless”?

    Honestly Bitty, this post shows you have way too much time on your hands and are ridiculously self obsessed. I would have thought that the term "thoughtless pervert" pretty much sums you up in two words.

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      On 27/05/2014 at 10:05, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Sticks and stones.

    Sadly, once again, I need to consult the brains trust of this thread for personal advice. It’s a bit like “Dear Dorothy Dix” or perhaps “Heartbalm”.

    Anyway, today, I was described as a “thoughtless pervert”.

    What am I to make of this? How should I have responded?

    I don’t believe I am thoughtless. I have many thoughts. (Some, I admit, impure) Such a comment questions my intellectual credibility. It questions the whole notion of “ I think therefore I am” that some wog fella came up with.

    I am befuddled. What is the proper response to the very hurtful label of being “ thoughtless”?

    you should stop talking to the lads when they're stoned bbo. alpacas can be very nasty and hurtful when under the influence

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      On 27/05/2014 at 08:57, Bitter but optimistic said:

    BTW, I it with mmmmph ... sad mmmph ...sadness that I note Fl og has "defriended" me. I'm very mmmmph ... hurt . I never been defriended before. Of Course I've never been "friended" before either. Anyway Fl og is an ungrateful little [censored] - considering everything I've done to for him.

    I'm quite hurt about this.

    Just Joking!! HaHa ! HaHa !

    befriended and defriended all in one day!

    some of us take years to achieve such standards.

    although i do think frog has been hurt by some things and time may bring us all back together into one lump of wrinkles,glasses false teeth,and walking frames in ODs case.

    just on al clarkson,a young farmer down this way is recovering after nearly losing his life,its taken a toll on both he and his young wife,trying to run a farm is hard enough without such a terrible disease.but in als case maybe karma has found its mark.

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      On 27/05/2014 at 10:15, beelzebub said:

    Im confused...would you have preferred THOUGHTFUL Pervert ?

    How could one take offence with that?

      On 27/05/2014 at 10:19, Moonshadow said:

    Honestly Bitty, this post shows you have way too much time on your hands and are ridiculously self obsessed. I would have thought that the term "thoughtless pervert" pretty much sums you up in two words.

    So you can count Moon!

      On 27/05/2014 at 10:49, daisycutter said:

    you should stop talking to the lads when they're stoned bbo. alpacas can be very nasty and hurtful when under the influence

    Yes but they are always genuinely regretful the next day.

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    Tough picking a winner in Strasbourg ,let alone eating the shyte!

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      On 27/05/2014 at 10:49, daisycutter said:

    you should stop talking to the lads when they're stoned bbo. alpacas can be very nasty and hurtful when under the influence

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      On 27/05/2014 at 12:53, Biffen said:

    Tough picking a winner in Strasbourg ,let alone eating the shyte!

    Biff Biff - I think you may have mixed up your social and 'business' communication here.

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    Another one for you to classify Redleg....

    I think I may have figured out why we haven't heard from a few (ie. Stuie, Frog, Song) this thread recently. Someone went to the U.S. and bought the Hoff's KITT car for $150 000. Or, Biff Biff, is this how you are cycling your business takingd from the Gat?

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      On 28/05/2014 at 03:08, Maple Demon said:

    Another one for you to classify Redleg....

    I think I may have figured out why we haven't heard from a few (ie. Stuie, Frog, Song) this thread recently. Someone went to the U.S. and bought the Hoff's KITT car for $150 000. Or, Biff Biff, is this how you are cycling your business takingd from the Gat?

    Wha?? Not a good idea to drink heavily during the day Maple

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      On 28/05/2014 at 02:55, Maple Demon said:
      On 27/05/2014 at 10:49, daisycutter said:

    you should stop talking to the lads when they're stoned bbo. alpacas can be very nasty and hurtful when under the influence

    mable you shouldn't drink before sundown, unless the alpacas in canadia are different and look like elephants :lol:

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      On 28/05/2014 at 05:44, daisycutter said:

    for your edification mable this is what a stoned romsey alpaca looks like

    roll.gif

    Those would be difficult to muster dc.

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      On 28/05/2014 at 05:47, Moonshadow said:

    Those would be difficult to muster dc.

    No prob Moonie you tie their back legs to the Quad bike and take them wherever you want.

    BTW DC - the lads are none too happy about that picture turning up in a public forum

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      On 28/05/2014 at 04:50, Moonshadow said:

    Wha?? Not a good idea to drink heavily during the day Maple

    It is always noon somehere in the world.

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      On 28/05/2014 at 05:16, daisycutter said:

    mable you shouldn't drink before sundown, unless the alpacas in canadia are different and look like elephants :lol:

    No drinking before sundown during the week as the boss would frown on that (even though I'm sure Biff would encourage it amongst his employees).

    Was just trying to make the point that elephants appear to be much friendlier than alpacas when under the influence of illicit substances. :-)

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      On 28/05/2014 at 06:42, Maple Demon said:

    Was just trying to make the point that elephants appear to be much friendlier than alpacas when under the influence of illicit substances. :-)

    BBO doesnt own a ladder.hence the alpacas.

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      On 28/05/2014 at 06:42, Maple Demon said:

    No drinking before sundown during the week as the boss would frown on that (even though I'm sure Biff would encourage it amongst his employees).

    Was just trying to make the point that elephants appear to be much friendlier than alpacas when under the influence of illicit substances. :-)

    fair to say though that any stoned animal would be friendlier than one of bbo's stoned alpacas

    he has only got himself to blame, for years of abuse and being such a poor role model

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      On 28/05/2014 at 03:08, Maple Demon said:

    Another one for you to classify Redleg....

    I think I may have figured out why we haven't heard from a few (ie. Stuie, Frog, Song) this thread recently. Someone went to the U.S. and bought the Hoff's KITT car for $150 000. Or, Biff Biff, is this how you are cycling your business takingd from the Gat?

      On 28/05/2014 at 04:50, Moonshadow said:

    Wha?? Not a good idea to drink heavily during the day Maple

    Moonie, was it the Biff Biff bit or the reference to someone possibly having the unfortunate taste to buy the Knight Rider car from one D Hasselhoff that elicited this advice?

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