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Thank you for your support DC. You have obviously worked your way through a similar experience.

BTW I have have exhorted Biffen to join this conversation , as his input would be invaluable, but alas he has sucumbed to the pleasures of the flesh and is currently unavailable.

In that case, Biff should only take a min or two to join us.

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    Sorry gents.I was busy catching up with a recently widowed lass down the hall.poor girl was in tears but she is fine now.haven't had time to read about all your cheap drinks but from memory we had wine cooler in a cask and white rum known as Grunters wipeout,which it did.sexually,I would pass on some old war stories but a gentleman never tells.i could pen a book on the suburbs of kew and Brighton alone.

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    Sorry gents.I was busy catching up with a recently widowed lass down the hall.poor girl was in tears but she is fine now.haven't had time to read about all your cheap drinks but from memory we had wine cooler in a cask and white rum known as Grunters wipeout,which it did.sexually,I would pass on some old war stories but a gentleman never tells.i could pen a book on the suburbs of kew and Brighton alone.

    Good to see you continue your altruism at the Gat. BUT Grunters wipeout ?More specifics please.

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    Diabolical white rum at ten bucks a litre.tasted like tanning oil but you could smother the vile aroma with pineapple juice .many a nice girl would forget their senses on the stuff,however briefly,before chucking .

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    Diabolical white rum at ten bucks a litre.tasted like tanning oil but you could smother the vile aroma with pineapple juice .many a nice girl would forget their senses on the stuff,however briefly,before chucking .

    So your tastes in alcohol remain unchanged?

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    So your tastes in alcohol remain unchanged?

    Voracious.

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    That's the one. I remember pouring quite a bit into a young lady (I was quite sophisticated even then) and she chucked in my Kingswood.

    Just natural evolution DC.

    Not the Kingswood! I just put a new tennis ball on the tow bar! :cool:

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    Want a beer?Leave the money on the fridge.

    Not many Tv shows left that still use the word "dago".

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    Want a beer?Leave the money on the fridge.

    Not many Tv shows left that still use the word "dago".

    or [censored]-nog

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    or [censored]-nog

    Well before political correctness become the norm. I doubt `The Naked Vicar Show' would make it as a title today, and as for characters like Leo [censored] ...

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    God! How embarrassing (cringe cringe) and pizz poor was Aussie tv in those days?

    I think in 30 years we will be saying the same thing about reality TV shows - biggest losers, master chit, big boring brother, the blockheads......

    Actually, in 30 yrs time I may not be thinking much at all, perhaps not thinking at all.......

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    God! How embarrassing (cringe cringe) and pizz poor was Aussie tv in those days?

    It is not exactly kicking goals from all parts of the ground at the moment, either ...

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    God! How embarrassing (cringe cringe) and pizz poor was Aussie tv in those days?

    nah, it was sydney humour, still hasn't changed maaaaate

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    I think in 30 years we will be saying the same thing about reality TV shows - biggest losers, master chit, big boring brother, the blockheads......

    Actually, in 30 yrs time I may not be thinking much at all, perhaps not thinking at all.......

    in 30 years time an hour of fta tv will have 55 mins of ads

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    In 30 years time, fta tv won't exist -- it will be all pay-per-view on Youtube ...

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    did you know

    a dolphin's brain is 25% bigger than a human's

    einstein's brain was 10% smaller than the average brain

    bbo's brain is smaller than an alpaca's

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    God! How embarrassing (cringe cringe) and pizz poor was Aussie tv in those days?

    The way I see it Kingswood Country was to television what the No T$ No B$ Thread is to Demonland - cutting edge, state of the art satirical and biting social commentary without borders of boundaries. In other words, pure unadulterated crap. However, like the TV show and the Kingswood vehicle it is typically Australian and for some obscure reason remains one of our longest running threads and for that, the usual contributors should be proud.
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    The way I see it Kingswood Country was to television what the No T$ No B$ Thread is to Demonland - cutting edge, state of the art satirical and biting social commentary without borders of boundaries. In other words, pure unadulterated crap. However, like the TV show and the Kingswood vehicle it is typically Australian and for some obscure reason remains one of our longest running threads and for that, the usual contributors should be proud.

    Baiting me will work every time WJ.

    The greatest thread in Demonland history.

    The creation of an equally great man

    The best contributors on Demonland.

    The greatest thread theme.

    Long way it reign.

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    Baiting me will work every time WJ.

    The greatest thread in Demonland history.

    The creation of an equally great man

    The best contributors on Demonland.

    The greatest thread theme.

    Long way it reign.

    For ever and ever, amen, OD!

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    The way I see it Kingswood Country was to television what the No T$ No B$ Thread is to Demonland - cutting edge, state of the art satirical and biting social commentary without borders of boundaries. In other words, pure unadulterated crap. However, like the TV show and the Kingswood vehicle it is typically Australian and for some obscure reason remains one of our longest running threads and for that, the usual contributors should be proud.

    The comments on the thread I will let go through to the keeper.

    As for Kingswood Country and the like. I think it is reasonable to say that it reflected the Australia of its day - a rougher, cruder and arguably simpler place than today (which is not necessarily better or worse, just different)

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    Baiting me will work every time WJ.

    The greatest thread in Demonland history.

    The creation of an equally great man

    The best contributors on Demonland.

    The greatest thread theme.

    Long way it reign.

    Surely in the context of this thread, those words are highly complimentary.

    And yes, it was the creation of a great man and former board member of the MFC. It's not acceptable for anyone to say anything derogatory on Demonland of anyone who held such a high and esteemed position of eminence.

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