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BTW. Today is Basil Rathbone's birtday so i'm going to watch "Hound of the Baskervilles" Good night.

Now that is dating you Bbo

But glad to see you appreciate the finer things in life!

The braised fruit bat I had in Vanuatu a couple of years back was an absolute delicacy. Washed down with a fine French Burgundy, it was sensational, and much better than any of their tropical fruits.

ps. no Hendra virus over there apparently.

 
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The braised fruit bat I had in Vanuatu a couple of years back was an absolute delicacy. Washed down with a fine French Burgundy, it was sensational, and much better than any of their tropical fruits.

ps. no Hendra virus over there apparently.

Yuk!

The braised fruit bat I had in Vanuatu a couple of years back was an absolute delicacy. Washed down with a fine French Burgundy, it was sensational, and much better than any of their tropical fruits.

ps. no Hendra virus over there apparently.

You are a tough man Deeoldfart

You need to be our next Chairman

Anyone that can eat a fruit bat and enjoy it will find no difficultity in taking the strong action needed at the MFC.


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You are a tough man Deeoldfart

You need to be our next Chairman

Anyone that can eat a fruit bat and enjoy it will find no difficultity in taking the strong action needed at the MFC.

I thought I was to be the popularly elected President.

Now we are hearing about Deeoldfart, Stockdale, Freeman and even Kennett. What is going on?

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The braised fruit bat I had in Vanuatu a couple of years back was an absolute delicacy. Washed down with a fine French Burgundy, it was sensational, and much better than any of their tropical fruits.

ps. no Hendra virus over there apparently.

You are welcome to catch a few from the fig trees at my place and barbeque them however you want ... :)

Well 200 pages a Tribute to a little common sense in the crazy world of the MFC.

Who would have thought in July 2011 we would reach this lofty height.

Among many things a tribute to a simple fruit and common sense.

Thanks everyone this thread has kept me sane through some very ordinary times.

I look forward to the 300th page

Amen to that, OD. Bananas rock ...

 

I thought I was to be the popularly elected President.

Now we are hearing about Deeoldfart, Stockdale, Freeman and even Kennett. What is going on?

Might help your campaign to start eating bats Redleg.

I think your opponents are painting you as a vegan who hugs trees and has no steel for the job ahead.

As an advisor I suggest you remove all fruit especially that yellow fruit from your life.

Then call a campaign meeting with the press and have a barbecue serving rare steak eaten with your bare hands.

That should get you back on track.

sorry , im not voting for anyone who eats bats. :huh:


sorry , im not voting for anyone who eats bats. :huh:

But what if the fruit bats were eating your favourite bananas ... Besides, if you can eat fruit bats, the vampires of the press shouldn't trouble you too much :lol:

But what if the fruit bats were eating your favourite bananas ... Besides, if you can eat fruit bats, the vampires of the press shouldn't trouble you too much :lol:

Perhaps they eat bats R&B?

Perhaps they eat bats R&B?

Bat-eating vampires? Wow, that must have been a very nice pineapple, OD :wacko: Then again, a Demon Lord is probably able to eat whatever its black heart wants to ... :)

NEWS ALERT

The MFC will be drafting Gumby for its Mid Field.


Talking of wretched things eaten, whilst working in Taiwan I was offered a cooked sea slug. Never forget it. Disgusting. Sorry wandered off fried cockroaches, cooked fruit bats and chilli pineapple.

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I feel I am letting you all down, as I am having a piece of toast and a cup of tea for breakfast.

I thought I was to be the popularly elected President.

Now we are hearing about Deeoldfart, Stockdale, Freeman and even Kennett. What is going on?

I withdraw my candidature on the grounds that a self confessed bat eating Demon would be unlikely to win popular support.

You are a tough man Deeoldfart

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That's not what my wife called me at the time, I promise you that!

That's not what my wife called me at the time, I promise you that!

I can imagine mate


Dunno. Has anything happened today?

Quiet day really but things got interesting on the football front this evening when the Hawks did the job on the Blues.

The result proved to me that Jeff's a lunatic. Why would you give up supporting Buddy, Roughhead and co to become President of the MFC?

Surely, if he really wanted a challenge, the green pastures of GWS await him. There's a certain recruiting officer in that area who could do with some mentoring and weight loss advice.

 

Quiet day really but things got interesting on the football front this evening when the Hawks did the job on the Blues.

The result proved to me that Jeff's a lunatic. Why would you give up supporting Buddy, Roughhead and co to become President of the MFC?

Surely, if he really wanted a challenge, the green pastures of GWS await him. There's a certain recruiting officer in that area who could do with some mentoring and weight loss advice.

If the said recruiting officer takes the eating advice on this thread, there will soon be a world shortage of fruit bats and cockroaches ... :lol:

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Starcrazy at Seymour at 11.15AM today. If he handles the heavy ground he is an each way chance.


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