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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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On 8/4/2019 at 11:04 AM, beelzebub said:

Is it over yet

When you think it couldn’t get any worse bb, this headline pops up in the news.

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The banana is one step closer to disappearing

A fungus that devastates banana plants has now arrived in Latin America, the Colombian government confirms.

 
2 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

When you think it couldn’t get any worse bb, this headline pops up in the news.

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The banana is one step closer to disappearing

A fungus that devastates banana plants has now arrived in Latin America, the Colombian government confirms.

Is this something  else the Colombians  have control over !!!

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4 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

When you think it couldn’t get any worse bb, this headline pops up in the news.

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The banana is one step closer to disappearing

A fungus that devastates banana plants has now arrived in Latin America, the Colombian government confirms.

Probably a by product of coke.

 
On 7/25/2019 at 9:33 PM, Moonshadow said:

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Is that a young Andy Maher getting an autograph?

Lucky he's wearing some protective eyewear

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Looking like a lot of changes coming for the MFC, both on and off field.


18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Looking like a lot of changes coming for the MFC, both on and off field.

Hardly surprising Mr. Leg after the way this year has been played out.

There appears to be something off field that has affected the on field performance. Would SG still be the coach if he was not given an extension before this season even started?

Will we ever Know?

Probably not. I have just put 2019 down to the continuing saga of our ineptitude that has been our constant partner for over half a century.

Perennial loser status continues.

29 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Looking like a lot of changes coming for the MFC, both on and off field.

Winning occasionally would be a change for the better 

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Winning occasionally would be a change for the better 

You expect a lot Bbo!

 
2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mmmmm ... yes  od ... I suppose I am asking for a major upheaval!

Difficult to change the habit of 55 years.


SIGH !!!

55 years of basically..... well [censored]

The worst part is we have the occasional false dawn to raise hopes ..., and then .... it’s back to [censored]

I was going to have a quiet night but I’ve become depressed thinking about the rubbish we supporters cop and so I shall seek solace in the bottle 

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

SIGH !!!

55 years of basically..... well [censored]

The worst part is we have the occasional false dawn to raise hopes ..., and then .... it’s back to [censored]

I was going to have a quiet night but I’ve become depressed thinking about the rubbish we supporters cop and so I shall seek solace in the bottle 

It is staggering that there are any MFC supporters left. A miracle our livers have survived.

 

1 minute ago, old dee said:

It is staggering that there are any MFC supporters left. A miracle our livers have survived.

 

I agree on both points od ... although I believe my liver’s future prospects are tenuous at best 

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20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

SIGH !!!

55 years of basically..... well [censored]

The worst part is we have the occasional false dawn to raise hopes ..., and then .... it’s back to [censored]

I was going to have a quiet night but I’ve become depressed thinking about the rubbish we supporters cop and so I shall seek solace in the bottle 

Jordan Lewis is involved in a winery doing a Pinot. Spoke to him today and you might want to see if you can get a crate.

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

Jordan Lewis is involved in a winery doing a Pinot. Spoke to him today and you might want to see if you can get a crate.

Is he as tight with Pinot as your daughter Red?

Edit. Or is that Old Dees daughter?

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2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Is he as tight with Pinot as your daughter Red?

Edit. Or is that Old Dees daughter?

Must be OD, as I don't know what the hell you are talking about.

18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Must be OD, as I don't know what the hell you are talking about.

My bad

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Game of the year tonight. I hope I can find a seat.

On 7/25/2019 at 5:24 PM, Moonshadow said:

Welcome back Toady. Where have you been?

Just got out of rehab to over come my disappointment that the Dees will not be playing in the Grand final this year.


1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Just got out of rehab to over come my disappointment that the Dees will not be playing in the Grand final this year.

I suspect you've got quite a bit of work to do yet, Toady

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Nearly over.

Me thinks it was over quite some time ago

 
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Well someone will have to go to Tasmania to play for us, or at least make an appearance during the game.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Well someone will have to go to Tasmania to play for us, or at least make an appearance during the game.

Why not forfeit I would prefer that.


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