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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Redleg
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Freekeh in the oven? Do have a dozen Glaetzer Bishop 2009 in the cabinet. You may like?

Have you gargled one of them recently Clint? Another year or two perhaps?

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    Have you gargled one of them recently Clint? Another year or two perhaps?

    You're back? That's a quicker dinner than my kelpie can eat. He's probably neater too.

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    Correct OD but in moderate portions.

    BTW my form in the gym is progressing admirably. I am becoming quite sveldt.

    and the nose grows >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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    Don't be such a doubting Gepetto. Anyway sveldt is a relative term.

    sveldt might be realtive

    but svelte , quite specific....THIN !! ( in a graceful elegant manner )

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    Don't be such a doubting Gepetto. Anyway sveldt is a relative term.

    Is sveldt a Swedish cousin of yours BBO?

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    Is sveldt a Swedish cousin of yours BBO?

    Possibly Volvo Compact ???

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    Have you gargled one of them recently Clint? Another year or two perhaps?

    A very nice year. Just a gentle swish around the mouth, a bit more refined than a gargle. I don't brush my teeth with it BBO!

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    A very nice year. Just a gentle swish around the mouth, a bit more refined than a gargle. I don't brush my teeth with it BBO!

    nor would one

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    59 and for those who love trade week like I do 7.

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    Have you no pride in your appearance Jizza? How can a fat balding bloke expect to pull sheillas?

    With sofistikation and i also can lick my eyebrows.

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    59 and for those who love trade week like I do 7.

    8 for me

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    With sofistikation and i also can lick my eyebrows.

    Doesn't that make you a frog? :-)
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    Doesn't that make you a frog? :-)

    No,just popular.

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    No,just popular.

    With the ladies

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    A very nice year. Just a gentle swish around the mouth, a bit more refined than a gargle. I don't brush my teeth with it BBO!

    My mistake clit - I was unclear. I wanted to know whether it was drinking well now or needed another one or two years.

    Re gargling etc. I tasted a couple recently that I would clean my teeth with.

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    My mistake clit - I was unclear. I wanted to know whether it was drinking well now or needed another one or two years.

    Re gargling etc. I tasted a couple recently that I would clean my teeth with.

    Hmmm missed the "n" in my name there. Does that mean I am a ...censored...? Drinking beautifully. I am a now person!

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    Well boys, there will be more crap flying on Demonland in the next 3 weeks, than Werribee sees in a year.

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    Well boys, there will be more crap flying on Demonland in the next 3 weeks, than Werribee sees in a year.

    Some would say that is already happening, Redleg ... :blink:

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    I thought that was what we were all about?

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    By the way BBO you can stick your Barossa reds up your khyber. Heathcote is the way to go!

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