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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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I hope you overstretch yourself while masturbating.

You do know that cyber bulling is a crime, especially any form of encouraging suicide. How do you like a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment? Get your act together

 

why so mean? You shouldn't belittle other people like that. It's called cyber bullying

I'm sure he has deep regret for any hurt and will be back to apologise once he has finished torturing his menagerie.

I'm sure he has deep regret for any hurt and will be back to apologise once he has finished torturing his menagerie.

I'm not personally offended. My biggest pet peeve is watching someone belittle another

 

You do know that cyber bulling is a crime, especially any form of encouraging suicide. How do you like a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment? Get your act together

I'm not personally offended. My biggest pet peeve is watching someone belittle another

Boring!!! ZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz zzzz. I'm going to bed


I'm not personally offended. My biggest pet peeve is watching someone belittle another

May I say how wonderful it is to have someone of such deep moral fibre and respect for others join our bedraggled thread.

We welcome you sir .

,I too have become a little peeved about the slurs on my character that have been thrown about but as I am a fully grown man I have learnt to take it as light banter and nothing more.

When I was a small child I may have cried about the accusations of cheapness,being a hoon ,a terribly deceitful dealer,as well as a tax evader and a social benefit scammer.

These days I like to think I can rise above these desperates that try to slander me and I now realise that they are merely a pack of homocidal,delinquent,granny bashing ,jock sniffing freaks barring all but a very few.

I also grew a thick skin and have become friends with several of the weak minded dimwits that dared to ever question me,

In time,Moneyeater you may learn to be like me.

So move on life is too short too worry about being called a little dirty [censored] [censored] wussbag [censored] putana [censored] cry baby....

Or any of those names.

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May I say how wonderful it is to have someone of such deep moral fibre and respect for others join our bedraggled thread.

We welcome you sir .

,I too have become a little peeved about the slurs on my character that have been thrown about but as I am a fully grown man I have learnt to take it as light banter and nothing more.

When I was a small child I may have cried about the accusations of cheapness,being a hoon ,a terribly deceitful dealer,as well as a tax evader and a social benefit scammer.

These days I like to think I can rise above these desperates that try to slander me and I now realise that they are merely a pack of homocidal,delinquent,granny bashing ,jock sniffing freaks barring all but a very few.

I also grew a thick skin and have become friends with several of the weak minded dimwits that dared to ever question me,

In time,Moneyeater you may learn to be like me.

So move on life is too short too worry about being called a little dirty [censored] [censored] wussbag [censored] putana [censored] cry baby....

Or any of those names.

are all lawyers cry babies too? Oh boy, my family would laugh at that

are all lawyers cry babies too? Oh boy, my family would laugh at that

I do a line in lawyer bashing too if you really need to hear it .

But I must warn you that I am highly litigious and my legal counsel are expert at following winners when they are not procrastinating here.

Which is quite often.

 

are all lawyers cry babies too? Oh boy, my family would laugh at that

Couldn't resist a quick look after polishing the ivories and found this gem.

My nomination for meaningless and irrelevant post of the year. Stick to colouring in mate. Trying to write sense is beyond you.

These days I like to think I can rise above these desperates that try to slander me and I now realise that they are merely a pack of homocidal,delinquent,granny bashing ,jock sniffing freaks barring all but a very few.

thanks biffo, really appreciate you excluding me from those parasites


I'm not personally offended. My biggest pet peeve is watching someone belittle another

I was saying the same thing to Machsy right before I declared him a pseudo intellectual, try hard [censored].

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Concentrate on the countdown boys.

Concentrate on the countdown boys.

It is a bit hard to when there is so much fun to be had, Redleg. Countdowns are great, but a little predictable ... :)

thanks biffo, really appreciate you excluding me from those parasites

No need to thank me.

Because I haven't.

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Oh dear

Where has the banana loving people gone?

PS God made the ignore button for a reason.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


Hope you have a great Holiday OD

I am thinking of changing my support to another AFL team but have no idea which one at this stage or going back to watching the WAFL.

Worst coaching appointment ever!

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Never fear DF the banana lovers are still here.

I actually had one for breakfast this morning on my steel cut oats is there a better way to start the day?

18 to go till I jump start the big aluminium bird.

And yes I am counting!

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It is a bit hard to when there is so much fun to be had, Redleg. Countdowns are great, but a little predictable ... :)

You mean the people on here can count backwards?

You mean the people on here can count backwards?

Some days I do wonder!

I'm not personally offended. My biggest pet peeve is watching someone belittle another

Bout time we had another person on this thread with common sense,I say welcome Monie.

A few of us have been trying to bring honesty and common respect to each other here,only to have it spoiled by the lowest of low.

Looking forward to many discussions of fun,sensibility and mirth with you now on board.


You mean the people on here can count backwards?

I think we do a few things backwards ... :-)

With the help of a computer it is amazing what you can do ... :-)

Hope you have a great Holiday OD

I am thinking of changing my support to another AFL team but have no idea which onoe at this stage or going back to watching the WAFL.

Worst coaching appointment ever!

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Please don't, DF. I can understand your reservation, and I certainly don't condone the Essendon program. However, it doesn't seem he was a major player (although what we don't know about it all is still very large) and surely that would be one of the first issues discussed by Roos, Viney et al. Otherwise he seems a very impressive coach and deserves a fair go IMHO.

After ally, no one is perfect, not even Roosy ...

Well Todays is panning out well

I do hear a lot of wailing from a little east of here

However i might just have a wee dram or two tonight.

 

Well Todays is panning out well

I do hear a lot of wailing from a little east of here

However i might just have a wee dram or two tonight.

Celebrating Scottish non-independence, OD? :blink:

Bout time we had another person on this thread with common sense,I say welcome Monie.

A few of us have been trying to bring honesty and common respect to each other here,only to have it spoiled by the lowest of low.

Looking forward to many discussions of fun,sensibility and mirth with you now on board.

Now I'm interested Jizz. Who are " the lowest of the low"?


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