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  On 25/08/2014 at 10:55, daisycutter said:

you're such a caring chap. it's a damn pity pity you had to leave the brotherhood

Nah nah, you have the wrong info dc - I'm still a Mason. I'm on the square. In fact I'm the only one with an Alpaca trimmed apron.

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      On 25/08/2014 at 10:56, daisycutter said:

    lucky me. i'm off to the ladies bowls night

    Good thinking ,

    Why raise a sweat?

    When i see young guys in a pub drinking with girls from work after just playing mixed sport I look on them with utter disgust .

    Somehow I don't perceive you and your nefarious interest in the hobby horses of our geriatric sector with the same disgust.

    I've heard you never mess around with pleasantries after the sherry comes out.Lets face it.

    With your girlfriends,life is too short.literally.

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      On 25/08/2014 at 10:59, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Nah nah, you have the wrong info dc - I'm still a Mason. I'm on the square. In fact I'm the only one with an Alpaca trimmed apron.

    Any chance of being admitted to a lodge somewhere near St Kilda?

    Except i wont do the goat thing.

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      On 25/08/2014 at 11:06, Biffen said:

    Any chance of being admitted to a lodge somewhere near St Kilda?

    Except i wont do the goat thing.

    "Except i wont do the goat thing". That makes it tricky Biff. However, if you supply drugs and alcohol down "south" , and are prepared to bare your [censored] , it might be possible.

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      On 25/08/2014 at 11:04, Biffen said:

    Good thinking ,

    Why raise a sweat?

    When i see young guys in a pub drinking with girls from work after just playing mixed sport I look on them with utter disgust .

    Somehow I don't perceive you and your nefarious interest in the hobby horses of our geriatric sector with the same disgust.

    I've heard you never mess around with pleasantries after the sherry comes out.Lets face it.

    With your girlfriends,life is too short.literally.

    biffo you are my second favourite prose-master (after ken oath that is)

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      On 25/08/2014 at 11:09, Bitter but optimistic said:

    "Except i wont do the goat thing". That makes it tricky Biff. However, if you supply drugs and alcohol down "south" , and are prepared to bare your [censored] , it might be possible.

    No worries, as Melbourne man that is our duty.

    Much like our players and our executive in dealing with the afl.

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      On 25/08/2014 at 11:04, Biffen said:

    Good thinking ,

    Why raise a sweat?

    When i see young guys in a pub drinking with girls from work after just playing mixed sport I look on them with utter disgust .

    Somehow I don't perceive you and your nefarious interest in the hobby horses of our geriatric sector with the same disgust.

    I've heard you never mess around with pleasantries after the sherry comes out.Lets face it.

    With your girlfriends,life is too short.literally.

    it's not that i don't normally enjoy the pleasantries and a little dalliance biffo

    but ever since you gave me that orange viagra mix it seems to be all over almost before i start

    i don't suppose you have anything milder?

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      On 25/08/2014 at 11:15, Biffen said:

    No worries, as Melbourne man that is our duty.

    Much like our players and our executive in dealing with the afl.

    spoken like a true team-australian

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      On 25/08/2014 at 11:15, daisycutter said:

    it's not that i don't normally enjoy the pleasantries and a little dalliance biffo

    but ever since you gave me that orange viagra mix it seems to be all over almost before i start

    i don't suppose you have anything milder?

    Take the edge off by pinning up a few Margaret Thatcher posters in the hat room.

    Oh wait ,for an old Tory like you that might have the reverse effect.

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      On 25/08/2014 at 11:15, Biffen said:

    No worries, as Melbourne man that is our duty.

    Much like our players and our executive in dealing with the afl.

    You are a pillar of society Biff. Well impolite society anyway.

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      On 25/08/2014 at 11:20, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You are a pillar of society Biff. Well impolite society anyway.

    When do I get to be a part of the illuminati and all that.

    Wouldn't mind a slice of the reserve bank either.

    What do i have to do for that.

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    Take a grip on yourself Biff. You have to prove yourself a worthy candidate before such higher honours are available to you.

    I'll pick up the drugs and alcohol (good faith on your part) and we'll take it from there. Don't put a noose around your neck just yet.

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      On 25/08/2014 at 11:20, Biffen said:

    Take the edge off by pinning up a few Margaret Thatcher posters in the hat room.

    Oh wait ,for an old Tory like you that might have the reverse effect.

    i just googled tory (nothing to do with torah torah apparently) and margaret thatcher

    what a hansome lady, reminded me of margaret whitlam

    now there is someone who could whip jacky boy into shape

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    Barrett had huge exclusive on Essendon on FC tonight which actually amounted to nothing.

    I think I have figured him out. He is an idi ot.

    Sorry about the gap in the last word on the preceding line the site was censoring the word. Unbelievable.

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      On 25/08/2014 at 13:14, Redleg said:

    Barrett had huge exclusive on Essendon on FC tonight which actually amounted to nothing.

    I think I have figured him out. He is an [censored].

    took long enough

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    @ dasiy, Biff and BBO.....WTF????????????

    And Redleg, i would have to agree with Bee, too you long enough!

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      On 25/08/2014 at 13:14, Redleg said:

    Barrett had huge exclusive on Essendon on FC tonight which actually amounted to nothing.

    I think I have figured him out. He is an idi ot.

    Sorry about the gap in the last word on the preceding line the site was censoring the word. Unbelievable.

    The little fat feller said "daymo has been working on this all day"

    The story was that there was no story.

    Australian TV at its best.

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      On 26/08/2014 at 05:43, jazza said:

    The little fat feller said "daymo has been working on this all day"

    The story was that there was no story.

    Australian TV at its best.

    Thank God I chose to clean my shoes.

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      On 26/08/2014 at 05:53, old dee said:

    Thank God I chose to clean my shoes.

    and wash your hair?

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      On 26/08/2014 at 05:58, DemonFrog said:

    and wash your hair?

    Quote of the year.

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      On 26/08/2014 at 05:58, DemonFrog said:

    and wash your hair?

    There was a time when I considered you a friend DF!

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      On 26/08/2014 at 06:02, jazza said:

    Quote of the year.

    The hard questions must be asked.

    I had a few questions about bananas but as I already have quote of the year its seems a little pointless asking them now.

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      On 26/08/2014 at 06:09, old dee said:

    There was a time when I considered you a friend DF!

    You know I am your wingmanfrog OD.

    Edited by DemonFrog

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