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This thread is assessable ?

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Shouldn't you be mixing up the metamucil?

I'm surprised your latest conquest hasn't got her teeth in the jar and the curlers in.

metamucil is so not there biffo

dee-luded alerted me to the therapeutic benefits of cannabis oil and i've never looked back since

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This thread is assessable ?

Sounds like there will be a test at the end ... :-)
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You're on the sauce early Red !!!

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Is this the right thread to protest the shutting down of Tonatopia's poetic input to Demonland.

It may not have been everyone's cup-of-tea but did it deserve the "Vogon poetry" treatment?

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Hard to believe I know but currently Richmond are 9th!!!

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Is this the right thread to protest the shutting down of Tonatopia's poetic input to Demonland.

It may not have been everyone's cup-of-tea but did it deserve the "Vogon poetry" treatment?

Looked like it may have been a troll masquerading as Tonatopia.

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Is this the right thread to protest the shutting down of Tonatopia's poetic input to Demonland.

It may not have been everyone's cup-of-tea but did it deserve the "Vogon poetry" treatment?

It is and your protest will fall on deaf ears here as much as it would anywhere else on Demonland.

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I will have to move on then, illuminated by the hijacking of Tonatopai's Demonland account, and compounded by a Rachel Weisz impostor recently trying to become my 'friend' on Facebook, that the 21st Century is a time of digital disappointment.

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Pizza and beer tasted like chit last night.

Couldnt get a positive out of the day in the big city at all.

Even sat behind what seemed to be viv michie family and thier enthusiasm didnt help.

The only positive this morning is cricket season is closer and we can throw barbs at superclarke.

day 78 i think.

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I am so so so tired of the MFC.

almost at the end.

Fortunately Uni Black continue to win and sit on top of the ladder.

They will be entertainment for the balance of 2014 and perhaps all of 2015.

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Looks like Ling is getting close to coming to the Dees. He could be the next Coach.

Hope he didn't see yesterday's game.

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Hope he didn't see yesterday's game.

he was commentating !!

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I am so so so tired of the MFC.

almost at the end.

Fortunately Uni Black continue to win and sit on top of the ladder.

They will be entertainment for the balance of 2014 and perhaps all of 2015.

i see uni blues are on top of b grade too od

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For approx four weeks my Firefox browser will not let me connect to the MFC but Explorer will.

Do you think Firefox is trying to tell me something?

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I started composing a letter to Peter Jackson this morning at 7.15 am

I am on my fifth version and it is still not working.

Perhaps I should follow Joeboys lead.

How does

"We are Stuffed"

Sound?

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