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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Interesting. .just noticed there are currently 666 pages on these boards :)

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    Christ bb, have you nothing better to do?

    am attending a market with SWMBO...so BBO...no as it happens
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    am attending a market with SWMBO...so BBO...no as it happens

    Any nice bananas?

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    Any nice bananas?

    not a produce market Red...so no :(
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    not a produce market Red...so no :(

    I would leave ASAP.

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    I would leave ASAP.

    I wish
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    Just got home from Melb. Uni after a good win 10 goals.

    You know it feels great to watch winners.

    Might un cork the single malt shortly.

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    Can't wait for this club to become decent again. The condescending sniggering commentary just gives me the sh-ts.

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    Can't wait for this club to become decent again. The condescending sniggering commentary just gives me the sh-ts.

    Glad you also noticed RL. Dermie is the main culprit. Someone taught him to speak slowly in order to sound measured and intelligent but, to a discerning listener, he is a condescending [censored]!!

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    Glad you also noticed RL. Dermie is the main culprit. Someone taught him to speak slowly in order to sound measured and intelligent but, to a discerning listener, he is a condescending [censored]!!

    It's his false modesty that I enjoy. 'That's enough about me. let's talk about you. What do you think of me?'

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    I don't think Geelong get enough free kicks at home. They should eradicate the ball up and just hand it to Selwood to start the game.

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    A bit Argo hear tonight boys anyone would think it just started.

    Honestly you need to look beyond the MFC there is another world to enjoy out there.

    Oh Bbo you mean it is a style.

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    Poor old pond scum.

    I often think about him just after my morning coffee and cig.

    As I sit on my throne.

    Feel sorry for the council worker who empties the portaloo you use Biff.

    BTW day 71.and getting some feeling back into brain and tastebuds.

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    Feel sorry for the council worker who empties the portaloo you use Biff.

    BTW day 71.and getting some feeling back into brain and tastebuds.

    Excellent work jazza keep it up
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    Feel sorry for the council worker who empties the portaloo you use Biff.

    BTW day 71.and getting some feeling back into brain and tastebuds.

    Eat more bananas and it won't be a problem.

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    Feel sorry for the council worker who empties the portaloo you use Biff.

    BTW day 71.and getting some feeling back into brain and tastebuds.

    Keep it up, jazza. Are you saying you are recovering your good taste? :-)

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    Keep it up, jazza. Are you saying you are recovering your good taste? :-)

    Hard to get back something you never had R and B

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    Keep it up, jazza. Are you saying you are recovering your good taste? :-)

    That most likely means that Jazza now finds the Jerseys are looking more seductive and alluring than the Friesians.

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    That most likely means that Jazza now finds the Jerseys are looking more seductive and alluring than the Friesians.

    wouldn't be surprised if jazza has aussie reds bbo

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    That most likely means that Jazza now finds the Jerseys are looking more seductive and alluring than the Friesians.

    Or the Shetland ponies BBO.

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    wouldn't be surprised if jazza has aussie reds bbo

    Mmmm they are quite cute - who knows? Jazza was bemoaning the lack of female company recently. However they are far removed from the "little bottler" Aussie reds that first enter my thinking dc.

    Or the Shetland ponies BBO.

    More to your taste, I would have thought Moonie.

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    More to your taste, I would have thought Moonie.

    No I much prefer a mince donkey bolognese with olives and capers.

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