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in all seriousness I reckon this is the MOST sane thread on the boards

It is certainly best, most enjoyable and least inane thread. It also had the best banana recipes; what more could you want ? :-) :-)

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It is certainly best, most enjoyable and least inane thread. It also had the best banania recipes; what more could you want ? :-) :-)

I am a true banania afficionado.

 

I am a true banania afficionado.

Sounds like a name for a cocktail :-)
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Sounds like a name for a cocktail :-)

You mix one jigger of essence of banania, add some banana vodka, melt in a banana icy pole, add some banana liqueur, a bit of banana brandy and stir over ice. Yummy!!!!!!!!


Sounds like a name for a cocktail :-)

I'll drink to that !!

You mix one jigger of essence of banania, add some banana vodka, melt in a banana icy pole, add some banana liqueur, a bit of banana brandy and stir over ice. Yummy!!!!!!!!

I'll shout you one at the next opportunity ...

I'll drink to that !!

Somehow that didn't come as a shock .... Can't imagine why ... :-) :-)
 

Red...am thinking Banana Sundae...crushed Macadamia instead of Peanut ?

Red...am thinking Banana Sundae...crushed Macadamia instead of Peanut ?

You crazy mixed up teenager you.


Red...am thinking Banana Sundae...crushed Macadamia instead of Peanut ?

I like the way you think ...

You crazy mixed up teenager you.

Peanut fan, eh jazza? Whatever helps you stay off the smokes, I guess :-)

On what basis is this thread on the main forum? It doesn't even pretend to be about football (unlike most other threads, which start out with good intentions only to very rapidly devolve into the 21st century equivalent of the silly shite-slinging that must be hardwired into our simple simian brains).

Quite correct Gallus ! There are too many posters who mindlessly derail sensible threads. I do my best to maintain some order but sometimes I am overwhelmed by the likes of OD's misery, dc's innuendo and Moonshadow's bizarre sexual suggestiveness, that it all becomes too much.

Anyway onto important matters. I am going from strength to strength at the gym , however, I have now been instructed to carry a towel to mop up the pools of bodily fluids that I leave in my wake.

Nuts and nanas- FMDrunk.

The symbolism is overtly homoerotic.

The things you crave are disturbing me.

We have enough unrequited love around here for a book of poetry.

Red...am thinking Banana Sundae...crushed Macadamia instead of Peanut ?

Very good thought bb.


On what basis is this thread on the main forum? It doesn't even pretend to be about football (unlike most other threads, which start out with good intentions only to very rapidly devolve into the 21st century equivalent of the silly shite-slinging that must be hardwired into our simple simian brains).

So you need more football threads?

Currently we have

1 who do we delist this year

2 who to recruit this year

3 our list is crap

4 today's game

5 who do we delist this year

6 who do we recruit this year

7 our li....

Hmm seems to me most of the subjects are well covered.

Quite correct Gallus ! There are too many posters who mindlessly derail sensible threads. I do my best to maintain some order but sometimes I am overwhelmed by the likes of OD's misery, dc's innuendo and Moonshadow's bizarre sexual suggestiveness, that it all becomes too much.

Anyway onto important matters. I am going from strength to strength at the gym , however, I have now been instructed to carry a towel to mop up the pools of bodily fluids that I leave in my wake.

I too am having a hard time trying to emotionally stabilise a varied and idiosyncratic bunch if dispirited men and keep them focused on football. Unfortunately I know how Roosy feels and I believe chook does also.luckily we have frequent updates on your bodily fluid output and intake to provide is with a thought so repulsive that we feel like talking footy again.

Nuts and nanas- FMDrunk.

The symbolism is overtly homoerotic.

The things you crave are disturbing me.

We have enough unrequited love around here for a book of poetry.

Don't be so precious Biff. It's all in a day's work to you - surely.

Don't be so precious Biff. It's all in a day's work to you - surely.

I moved out of that line of work months ago.

I recall vividly a time when you were willing to be the John Voight character to my Dustin Hoffman.

You country lads come to town with stars in your eyes in your tasseled suede suits but you never last long in the cut and thrust of the big smoke.

Odd you should mention my apparel Biff. I had a "fine dining experience" last night and wore my suede jacket (sans tassels). Must say I drew quite a few glances of obvious admiration.


This thread has lost all credibility since the FROG croaked it.

The footy content has completely gone downhill.

And BBO has lost 2 grams.

Poor old pond scum.

I often think about him just after my morning coffee and cig.

As I sit on my throne.

I moved out of that line of work months ago.

I recall vividly a time when you were willing to be the John Voight character to my Dustin Hoffman.

You country lads come to town with stars in your eyes in your tasseled suede suits but you never last long in the cut and thrust of the big smoke.

yep, sadly once a hayseed, always a hayseed......i feel a C&W song brewing...stuff the poetry

 

Poor old pond scum.

I often think about him just after my morning coffee and cig.

As I sit on my throne.

Have to admire your subtle cruelty and sadism Biff. Admit you only alluded to the exquisite pleasure of the morning smoke and coffee to bring Jazza out in a cold sweat.


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