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FMD. I didn't realise we had so many comedians on Dland. I wouldn't recommend giving up your day jobs though!!

already done that bbo

best work done at night

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    Haven't seen the game yet, but what is wrong with the Dockers?

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    Now don't get uppity on me Biffen. I know those girls at the Gat have titz that rest on their gut.

    Andd whats wrong with teats resting on gutz?

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    I can't mention the player in question but it looks like he's out for the season.

    Knee.

    Will spoil the forthcoming game v GWS for some.

    Please they may be low but we do have standards on this thread WJ
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    The original injury was convenient, so it seems is the recurrence.

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    Please they may be low but we do have standards on this thread WJ

    So how were the bananas for breakfast this morning, OD?

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    FMD. Roos has just signed on for his third year. I know speculating and guessing is what makes Demonland such a reliable sauce but .............. naming, or speculating about Roo's successor now is even pushing the Dland limits of credibility.

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    So how were the bananas for breakfast this morning, OD?

    Now this will sound horrible but we had none.

    However GD is here and for breakfast tomorrow chocolate pancakes, banana and maple syrup have been requested again.

    So a new supply has been laid in.

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    FMD. Roos has just signed on for his third year. I know speculating and guessing is what makes Demonland such a reliable sauce but .............. naming, or speculating about Roo's successor now is even pushing the Dland limits of credibility.

    Bit hard to push what doesn't exist, BBO ... :blink:

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    Now this will sound horrible but we had none.

    However GD is here and for breakfast tomorrow chocolate pancakes, banana and maple syrup have been requested again.

    So a new supply has been laid in.

    I am sure there is no better reason to resupply than an imminent visit from the young one ... :)

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    I am sure there is no better reason to resupply than an imminent visit from the young one ... :)

    God love her she still thinks Nana and Pa are wonderful.
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    God love her she still thinks Nana and Pa are wonderful.

    You can enjoy that until she is around 14 OD. Then switch of for a year or two until a beautiful and mature young woman emerges to enlighten the rest of your life .

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    You can enjoy that until she is around 14 OD. Then switch of for a year or two until a beautiful and mature young emerges to lighten your life for many many years.

    Seriously doubt I will last another 11 years Bbo.

    But it is a nice thought !

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    Could have fooled me.

    Having standards would fool you? :blink::blink:

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    Sorry guys- I've been in induced coma(stupidly reading through frogs posts).

    Anyone know how to get bone out of a chainsaw?

    (Been renovating at the Gat)

    It's has been tough times - like a re- build of a re- build.

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    Sorry guys- I've been in induced coma(stupidly reading through frogs posts).

    Anyone know how to get bone out of a chainsaw?

    (Been renovating at the Gat)

    It's has been tough times - like a re- build of a re- build.

    yeah, don't buy cheap POS chinese chainsaws from bunnings

    Edited by daisycutter

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    No sympathy from me Biff. It's all about profit for you. How about giving a bit back for once?

    It's so easy to criticise an entrepreneur but if people like me didn't stimulate the cash economy there would be more people paying tax .

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    yeah, don't buy cheap POS chinese chainsaws from bunnings

    I was in a bit of a hurry- need to clean it and return it pronto.

    Still have the receipt- love Bunnings " free hire system"

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    Sorry guys- I've been in induced coma(stupidly reading through frogs posts).

    Anyone know how to get bone out of a chainsaw?

    (Been renovating at the Gat)

    It's has been tough times - like a re- build of a re- build.

    I was in a bit of a hurry- need to clean it and return it pronto.

    Still have the receipt- love Bunnings " free hire system"

    At least spread your ill gotten wealth around and hire some honest tradies to do the job!

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    At least spread your ill gotten wealth around and hire some honest tradies to do the job!

    This job was rushed- anyway readies these days don't like getting dirty.

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