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I didn't attend the footy today nor did I even think about it until about 6.00 pm this evening. Today I had the privilege of attending a "special olympics" swimming carnival. Most of the competitors were Down Syndrome the the others had ID's of various types.

The highlight for me was a 50 metre race where 3 0f the competitors had finished and the fourth was about 3/4 of a pool length behind. The crowd cheered the last person on and, as she came near the finish, the other three who were still in the water began to clap.

I am a hard hearted [censored] but this made me cry. Actually writing about it now is making me cry.

It puts life in perspective.

You are a big softy bbo in more than just girth.

Good to see this thread taking on a more enjoyable and sharp direction.

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    A bit more red-blooded spirit would be a lot better ... :blink:

    Actually don't think we lack spirit R and B.

    The lack of skill is our problem.

    It is difficult to pull your socks up if you do not have any on.

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    Actually don't think we lack spirit R and B.

    The lack of skill is our problem.

    It is difficult to pull your socks up if you do not have any on.

    True, OD. But one of the constant frustrations of being a Dees supporter is seeing the difference between the best and the worst of the current list. Some will struggle to make it at AFL level, but if they all put in to the best of their ability each week, whatever that is, then .... well, that would be different ...

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    A bit more red-blooded spirit would be a lot better ... :blink:

    This West Perth

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    This is Melbourne

    Nathan-Jones-Melbourne-628x387.jpg

    Clearly more blue than red.

    I believe this real issue is lack of a sash, We need one!

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    This West Perth

    Resized_ToddlerGuernsey.jpg

    This is Melbourne

    Nathan-Jones-Melbourne-628x387.jpg

    Clearly more blue than red.

    I believe this real issue is lack of a sash, We need one!

    Something in me tells me that a sash is not a good look right now ... perhaps just playing like demons would be best. :blink:

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    Something in me tells me that a sash is not a good look right now ... perhaps just playing like demons would be best. :blink:

    You want us to play that badly?

    See below, Perth's nickname is also the Demons.

    Surely we can do so much better?

    Pos Team Played Won Lost Draw Pts For Pts Agst Percent Points 1 East Perth 14 12 2 0 1395 1031 135.31% 48 2 Swan Districts 14 11 3 0 1342 1137 118.03% 44 3 Subiaco 14 10 4 0 1404 1095 128.22% 40 4 East Fremantle 14 9 5 0 1188 1186 100.17% 36 5 West Perth 14 6 8 0 1200 1124 106.76% 24 6 Claremont 14 5 9 0 967 1287 75.14% 20 7 South Fremantle 14 4 10 0 1123 1327 84.63% 16 8 Perth 14 3 11 0 1188 1363 87.16% 12 9 Peel Thunder 14 3 11 0 976 1233 79.16%

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    Perth is 8th on a 9 team ladder.

    They not won their last flag in the late 70's and I don't think they played in a Grand final since that time.

    (Sorry the table did not save)

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    Only one of them would be any good in the wet, and that one can't kick ... :blink:

    Cows can kick.

    Cows can kick hard.

    Cows can kick very hard.

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    Cows can kick.

    Cows can kick hard.

    Cows can kick very hard.

    That puts them in front of about ten players on Saturday afternoon jazza
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    Reckon Biff would know a few shielas that could show more dash than some of our players.

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    Reckon Biff would know a few shielas that could show more dash than some of our players.

    So what are you saying Jazza, we are not going to make the finals?

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    So what are you saying Jazza, we are not going to make the finals?

    oh no please say it isn't so!

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    oh no please say it isn't so!

    Relax old man and let the machine breath for you.

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    Reckon Biff would know a few shielas that could show more dash than some of our players.

    don't know about "dash" but right up there with "rash"

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    This West Perth

    Resized_ToddlerGuernsey.jpg

    This is Melbourne

    Nathan-Jones-Melbourne-628x387.jpg

    Clearly more blue than red.

    I believe this real issue is lack of a sash, We need one!

    I look at that photo of Jones and wonder why we played in that crap from the weekend

    It makes the whiter one look positively terrific.

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    Cows can kick.

    Cows can kick hard.

    Cows can kick very hard.

    Personal experience, jazza? :-)

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    Personal experience, jazza? :-)

    Yes I would say the head has copped more than its fair share R and B

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    Yes I would say the head has copped more than its fair share R and B

    Not sure OD

    IMO he has been visiting Biff's place way too much lately

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    Cows can kick.

    Cows can kick hard.

    Cows can kick very hard.

    As they clearly show protential give the the Cows a 2 year $1,000,000 contact and its see if they can play footy.

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    As they clearly show protential give the the Cows a 2 year $1,000,000 contact and its see if they can play footy.

    Probably do well at clearances, and great at shepherding, but will struggle on the lead and not strong overhead. A real bugger to shift from the bottom of the pack, though ...

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    Yes I would say the head has copped more than its fair share R and B

    You're not suggesting he has gone looking for it, are you? :blink:

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    You want us to play that badly?

    See below, Perth's nickname is also the Demons.

    Surely we can do so much better?

    Pos Team Played Won Lost Draw Pts For Pts Agst Percent Points 1 East Perth 14 12 2 0 1395 1031 135.31% 48 2 Swan Districts 14 11 3 0 1342 1137 118.03% 44 3 Subiaco 14 10 4 0 1404 1095 128.22% 40 4 East Fremantle 14 9 5 0 1188 1186 100.17% 36 5 West Perth 14 6 8 0 1200 1124 106.76% 24 6 Claremont 14 5 9 0 967 1287 75.14% 20 7 South Fremantle 14 4 10 0 1123 1327 84.63% 16 8 Perth 14 3 11 0 1188 1363 87.16% 12 9 Peel Thunder 14 3 11 0 976 1233 79.16%

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    Perth is 8th on a 9 team ladder.

    They not won their last flag in the late 70's and I don't think they played in a Grand final since that time.

    (Sorry the table did not save)

    I see your point, but I was thinking more of the demented ape-[censored] crazy desperate fiend ... bringing a bit of hellfire and brimstone would be a welcome change! :blink:

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    I see your point, but I was thinking more of the demented ape-[censored] crazy desperate fiend ... bringing a bit of hellfire and brimstone would be a welcome change! :blink:

    That like no demon I know of RBB

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    Probably do well at clearances, and great at shepherding, but will struggle on the lead and not strong overhead. A real bugger to shift from the bottom of the pack, though ...

    Then he should be worth $10,000,000 over the next 9 years.

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