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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Flying to Boracay today. Bananas should be better there...

At your age,the arms tend to get tired very quickly.

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    Winners are grinners

    demonwomen.jpg

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    Have not been on for a while.

    This thread currently has about as much life as our results.

    Where is everyone?

    All OS? or hiding under the doona to escape the cold.

    Hell I wish I could there is a bleak couple of months ahead before the thaw sets in.

    Anyone alive out there?

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    Have not been on for a while.

    This thread currently has about as much life as our results.

    Where is everyone?

    All OS? or hiding under the doona to escape the cold.

    Hell I wish I could there is a bleak couple of months ahead before the thaw sets in.

    Anyone alive out there?

    No

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    No

    Well you and me are DF

    That covers the quality end!

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    Have not been on for a while.

    This thread currently has about as much life as our results.

    Where is everyone?

    All OS? or hiding under the doona to escape the cold.

    Hell I wish I could there is a bleak couple of months ahead before the thaw sets in.

    Anyone alive out there?

    we're raiding the liquor cabinet as usual.

    where's the Banana essence gone..... damn it

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    we're raiding the liquor cabinet as usual.

    where's the Banana essence gone..... damn it

    I have had little over the last few weeks bb perhaps that is my problem?

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    I am still enjoying the conversation although I seldom can contribute in a meaningful way .

    Usually too slow with any pretensions of the wit required.

    Looking forward to the trip to Adelaide to cheer the boys against Port. Thats about as far as I can get.

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    I am still enjoying the conversation although I seldom can contribute in a meaningful way .

    Usually too slow with any pretensions of the wit required.

    Looking forward to the trip to Adelaide to cheer the boys against Port. Thats about as far as I can get.

    You have way more courage than me dp

    That is venturing into the lions den.

    They are the second worse supporters going IMO.

    Hope we see you back alive.

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    I have had little over the last few weeks bb perhaps that is my problem?

    most likley

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    Have not been on for a while.

    This thread currently has about as much life as our results.

    Where is everyone?

    All OS? or hiding under the doona to escape the cold.

    Hell I wish I could there is a bleak couple of months ahead before the thaw sets in.

    Anyone alive out there?

    Obviously we were missing your sparkling wit, OD ... :blink:

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    Half wit might be a closer assessment R and B

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    Half wit might be a closer assessment R and B

    Does that mean you are related to the F... Wit who paid that deliberate against Bail and then totally ignored a dropping the ball on Murphy 35 metres out from our goal, with about 90 seconds to go and then didn't blow time on when Minson put the ball on the ground after a mark, eliminating 10 seconds of play. Then the siren goes as we are running ionto the forward 50.

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    Does that mean you are related to the F... Wit who paid that deliberate against Bail and then totally ignored a dropping the ball on Murphy 35 metres out from our goal, with about 90 seconds to go and then didn't blow time on when Minson put the ball on the ground after a mark, eliminating 10 seconds of play. Then the siren goes as we are running ionto the forward 50.

    Might be in the same family Redleg.

    I will have to consult the family tree, I will look along the "wit" branch.

    More shortly

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    After a check Mr Leg I can advise that we have Half Wits, Nit Wits , Dim Wits and No wits even the occasional DH

    But no F--- Wits.

    Phew that was traumatic I thought he might have been a relative.

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    over 1 metre of snow at falls creek and all youse smartarzes (or as mr leg would say "f-wits") said "what snow"

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    over 1 metre of snow at falls creek and all youse smartarzes (or as mr leg would say "f-wits") said "what snow"

    I blame JW and Global warming dc

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    over 1 metre of snow at falls creek and all youse smartarzes (or as mr leg would say "f-wits") said "what snow"

    What's snow, DC? :blink::blink:

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    What's snow, DC? :blink::blink:

    youre an imposter supporter surely...lol

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    Hey Daisy...any reason I cant PM you ? :)

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    youre an imposter supporter surely...lol

    Haven't seen any inside the Melbourne Club ... :blink::blink:

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    I am still enjoying the conversation although I seldom can contribute in a meaningful way .

    Usually too slow with any pretensions of the wit required.

    Looking forward to the trip to Adelaide to cheer the boys against Port. Thats about as far as I can get.

    That has never held me back, nor many of the others on here ... :):):):):):):)

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    Haven't seen any inside the Melbourne Club ... :blink::blink:

    Mr Rossignol asks to explain :)

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    Mr Rossignol asks to explain :)

    I am sure the doorman will be happy to oblige ... failing that, you could try BBO once he escapes the Viet Cong :blink:

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