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Bring a picnic lunch and a book, perhaps? :blink:

od will probably turn up with his velvet smoker, a pewter snifter and a tartan rug

bbo will no doubt get the lads to adjust his quoif nd trim his mohawk before leaving romsey on the steam train express

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od will probably turn up with his velvet smoker, a pewter snifter and a tartan rug

bbo will no doubt get the lads to adjust his quoif nd trim his mohawk before leaving romsey on the steam train express

Not to mention applying a colour highlight to the Brazillian DC!!

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Sure you are not delusional due to over imbibing OD?

Yes have been imbibing bbo.

But I am still in control of the mental facilities after half century the mind is clearly.

We used to win on a very regular basis.

Year after year after year.

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od will probably turn up with his velvet smoker, a pewter snifter and a tartan rug

bbo will no doubt get the lads to adjust his quoif nd trim his mohawk before leaving romsey on the steam train express

Believe it or not dc I have never owned any of the three.

Probably why I hate the blazers so much.

However I will have on the 2010 scarf as they still have not nailed the red.

By they way do we play tomorrow in the white strip it is growing on me!

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od will probably turn up with his velvet smoker, a pewter snifter and a tartan rug

bbo will no doubt get the lads to adjust his quoif nd trim his mohawk before leaving romsey on the steam train express

BTW glad to see you're online DC. 8.40 Sunday and you have .ucked all the blue rinsers in for the night. Well done!!

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Believe it or not dc I have never owned any of the three.

Probably why I hate the blazers so much.

However I will have on the 2010 scarf as they still have not nailed the red.

By they way do we play tomorrow in the white strip it is growing on me!

better not!..........................it's OUR home game

and btw a velvet smoker is not a blazer

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BTW glad to see you're online DC. 8.40 Sunday and you have .ucked all the blue rinsers in for the night. Well done!!

i'm actually still up putting some more holes and a bit of bleach in my levis for tomorrow

in case i run into some hayseeds from romsey in their moleskins i want to look threatening

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DF how did the Cardies go this weekend?

We beat the College Boys (Claremont)

But the Eagles Reserve Team (East Perth) is on top of the ladder.

The WAFL is a joke of a competition now.

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Believe it or not dc I have never owned any of the three.

Probably why I hate the blazers so much.

However I will have on the 2010 scarf as they still have not nailed the red.

By they way do we play tomorrow in the white strip it is growing on me!

Have a great day OD and make sure we release our inner demon.

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You forgotten a few

International assassin (he wants to kill frog)

Preacher

Life coach

Marriage Councillor

Biker

Tattooist

Second hand goods and services seller

Carpark attendant

Night watchman

Fashion model

Producer of movies (under the counter kind)

DVD wholesaler

BBO Mate

Just to name a few missing jobs.

Biff missed out oin getting his tattoo licence.He didnt qualify.

On the way up first thing in the morning{cappaccino in city before game}see you in the members for the victory drink after the game

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Biff missed out oin getting his tattoo licence.He didnt qualify.

On the way up first thing in the morning{cappaccino in city before game}see you in the members for the victory drink after the game

And a durry too, presumably ... :blink:

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Biff missed out oin getting his tattoo licence.He didnt qualify.

On the way up first thing in the morning{cappaccino in city before game}see you in the members for the victory drink after the game

I will be at work so enjoy our victory over the filth.

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better not!..........................it's OUR home game

and btw a velvet smoker is not a blazer

I do know the difference dc.

The connection is they are both worn by the same wankers!

Go Dees!

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And a durry too, presumably ... :blink:

Havent broken yet.

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Some good images about today's enemy

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I smell too much hype for us this week and following a NT game last week, would not be surprised to see a poor performance.

On the other hand!!!!!!!!!!

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Havent broken yet.

Good! Keep it up, jazza. When you feel like one, think of cow [censored] ... :blink:

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I think we have another record. The lowest free kick count ever in a game, 5.

There obviously is no free kick for in the back.

Now if second to the ball just jump on the guy in front.

Just one continuous scramble.

Our game is dying

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There obviously is no free kick for in the back.

Now if second to the ball just jump on the guy in front.

Just one continuous scramble.

Our game is dying

There is an answer OD to this problem.

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There obviously is no free kick for in the back.

Now if second to the ball just jump on the guy in front.

Just one continuous scramble.

Our game is dying

A Collingwood supporter was whingeing to me after the game that the umpiring was ridiculous, and particularly not paying frees like this, and that this would soon lead to lots of injuries. Then there was Vince's non-goal, and .... better stop there! :lol:

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Let me say this unequivocally, the umpires didn't cost us the game, but boy are they bad. I am sick of the big clubs getting all the soft ones.

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I think we have another record. The lowest free kick count ever in a game, 5.

Fremantle got 4 frees in the previous round v Western Bulldogs.

But seriously, in a game where they aren't paying many free kicks anyway, how does a kick along the wing to the HFF get paid as deliberate OOB?

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