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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Anyone notice a S Martin got a game at the Lions this weekend.

I assume it is our X boy Stef.

Might be one MN got right.

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    Anyone notice a S Martin got a game at the Lions this weekend.

    I assume it is our X boy Stef.

    Might be one MN got right.

    If it is Stef it has taken nearly all talls to be out before he was considered. Beamer also struggling. Both will be delisted at year's end.
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    MM master whinger.

    Oh well Mickey Mouse got Donald Ducked and Popped an Eye

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    Quite a lot to behold there, DF (aka master of images)

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    Quite a lot to behold there, DF (aka master of images)

    it's gotta be a fake (or photo-shopped)

    far too many teeth on display

    oh wait a minute.....s'pose they could be dentures.............nah that cost money and you can't really pinch dentures to fit.....or can you?

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    it's gotta be a fake (or photo-shopped)

    far too many teeth on display

    oh wait a minute.....s'pose they could be dentures.............nah that cost money and you can't really pinch dentures to fit.....or can you?

    Yes and Biffen can confirm this. It's a little side earner he has going - just don't ask how he obtains said dentures.

    BTW the text on that poster is incorrect . It should read - "since they were brother and sister". Cousins marrying among the filth is virtually compulsory while sibling marriages are less (slightly) common and therefore somewhat newsworthy.

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    Anyone notice a S Martin got a game at the Lions this weekend.

    I assume it is our X boy Stef.

    Might be one MN got right.

    I can never agree the MN did any thing good at the MFC OD. I Think my view is based on the fact that he lead us to a 15 plus goals a week losing score.

    IMO MN was a virus who needed to be purged and never spoken about again.

    Worst 18 months of being a MFC Supporter I can remember.

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    Another good news story

    Jarryd Roughead kicks eight as Hawthorn overwhelms West Coast Eagles

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    Jazza after your comments on another thread I see you had a few issues at the farm recently

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    Where has free speech gone?

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    We really like you Jazza regardless of what others are saying.

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    Jazza after your comments on another thread I see you had a few issues at the farm recently

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    Where has free speech gone?

    Pinkolezzos with no dishes to wash.the cop should taze a couple of em and send em home.

    Whats happened to the real world,biff would be twisted in the gutz to see a thread about ffffffemale football coaches in the AFL

    But the real laugh is the cappaccino sippers who missed the point.

    Edited by jazza

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    How many side 'businesses' does Biff Biff have? From what I've read, it is quite a diversified portfilio.

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    Anyone notice a S Martin got a game at the Lions this weekend.

    I assume it is our X boy Stef.

    Might be one MN got right.

    If it is Stef it has taken nearly all talls to be out before he was considered. Beamer also struggling. Both will be delisted at year's end.

    Has had a long time out with injuries, came back early with not much preparation due to said injuries, had a sensational game.

    You're both incredibly wrong.

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    Has had a long time out with injuries, came back early with not much preparation due to said injuries, had a sensational game.

    You're both incredibly wrong.

    Far too serious for this thread, Stuie.

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    How many side 'businesses' does Biff Biff have? From what I've read, it is quite a diversified portfilio.

    Dealer.

    Knock shop owner and operator.

    Second hand{stolen}car retailer.

    Tobacconist.

    Brewer.

    Owner of 2 shirts.1 pair of thongs and a pair of mocco's.

    Mobile phone collector and reseller.

    Collects cigarette butts for resale.

    Collects cash and jewellery of late night part goers for safe keeping and reselling.

    Does government agency work also{collects dole}.

    There is few of business lines he operates,but cant be mentioned here.

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    Dealer.

    Knock shop owner and operator.

    Second hand{stolen}car retailer.

    Tobacconist.

    Brewer.

    Owner of 2 shirts.1 pair of thongs and a pair of mocco's.

    Mobile phone collector and reseller.

    Collects cigarette butts for resale.

    Collects cash and jewellery of late night part goers for safe keeping and reselling.

    Does government agency work also{collects dole}.

    There is few of business lines he operates,but cant be mentioned here.

    Even more than I thought. Biff Biff is a busy fella!

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    Dealer.

    Knock shop owner and operator.

    Second hand{stolen}car retailer.

    Tobacconist.

    Brewer.

    Owner of 2 shirts.1 pair of thongs and a pair of mocco's.

    Mobile phone collector and reseller.

    Collects cigarette butts for resale.

    Collects cash and jewellery of late night part goers for safe keeping and reselling.

    Does government agency work also{collects dole}.

    There is few of business lines he operates,but cant be mentioned here.

    You forgotten a few

    International assassin (he wants to kill frog)

    Preacher

    Life coach

    Marriage Councillor

    Biker

    Tattooist

    Second hand goods and services seller

    Carpark attendant

    Night watchman

    Fashion model

    Producer of movies (under the counter kind)

    DVD wholesaler

    BBO Mate

    Just to name a few missing jobs.

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    Has had a long time out with injuries, came back early with not much preparation due to said injuries, had a sensational game.

    You're both incredibly wrong.

    Think you missed out the comment "So There" at the end of your last statement.

    Do remember the player but if he does not play for the MFC then IMO it open season on him.

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    Great game by Steph Martin. Will probably carry the Lions rucks for the rest of the year, if he can stay fit.

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    Great game by Steph Martin. Will probably carry the Lions rucks for the rest of the year, if he can stay fit.

    Did not see the game Redleg but I notice he was in the best players.

    I always had a soft spot for him.

    Hope he continues on.

    AFL is a tough gig a little luck is always handy.

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    Has had a long time out with injuries, came back early with not much preparation due to said injuries, had a sensational game.

    You're both incredibly wrong.

    Far too serious for this thread, Stuie.

    Nah Maple! That is just Stuie being his pig headed, obnoxious, self centered pissant self.

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    Even more than I thought. Biff Biff is a busy fella!

    Indeed! Don't attempt to list Biff's pecuniary interests, it is far simpler to remember that they are either illegal or immoral - usually both!!!

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    Nah Maple! That is just Stuie being his pig headed, obnoxious, self centered pissant self.

    I am getting a feeling you don't like him Bbo?

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