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just for jazza, here is a stoned dairy cow

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get the chains,and the four wheeler.its calving time.

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    Moonie, was it the Biff Biff bit or the reference to someone possibly having the unfortunate taste to buy the Knight Rider car from one D Hasselhoff that elicited this advice?

    Maple, usually you make sense. The increasing number of posts you make on this thread and that this one makes little sense leaves me to believe either you are on the drink or you and frog are siblings. The former clearly is the better option of the two. Perhaps you should consult "Biff Biff" or "Uncle Bitter" to address your level of sobriety. They'll tip you over the edge, if nothing else.

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    Maple, usually you make sense. The increasing number of posts you make on this thread and that this one makes little sense leaves me to believe either you are on the drink or you and frog are siblings. The former clearly is the better option of the two. Perhaps you should consult "Biff Biff" or "Uncle Bitter" to address your level of sobriety. They'll tip you over the edge, if nothing else.

    Fair point after I re-read my post. However, what one would logically assume was caused by the intake of lots of alcihol was actually a result of a lack of coffee intake. I will now ensure that such a situation does not occur in future.

    Btw, Frog and I are most certainly not related.

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    BBO doesnt own a ladder.hence the alpacas.

    But he is into so much weird stuff, who really knows?

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    WJ's birthday today and he is spending it on a Panama cruise with his new squeeze, an American gal called Zoe. Maybe he will share a picture of her with us. He is our own Doctor Edelsten.

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    WJ's birthday today and he is spending it on a Panama cruise with his new squeeze, an American gal called Zoe. Maybe he will share a picture of her with us. He is our own Doctor Edelsten.

    Now he is the god of all Sugar Daddies

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    Clothing suggestion to any Parents/Grand Parents in DL

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    Now he is the god of all Sugar Daddies

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    Unfortunately Zoe looks more like the male than the female.

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    a night out at the gat with biffo and bbo

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    cant believe biff is so well off,he has a wire screen door.capatlist?

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    cant believe biff is so well off,he has a wire screen door.capatlist?

    yes, his room at the gat fronts directly onto the beer garden (though beer is the not the main substance consumed)

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    yes, his room at the gat fronts directly onto the beer garden (though beer is the not the main substance consumed)

    Its definitely the beer garden,shirts are optional by the looks of it.

    Tank top on his girlfriend looks normal for those types of places.although she shouldnt be passing on 2nd hand smoke to biff.

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    cant believe biff is so well off,he has a wire screen door.capatlist?

    He can even afford for his GF to have a hat.

    That true wealth in the Gat.

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    Judging by the photos on this thread, Bitter likes to change his look up every now and then. What do you have in store next?

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    Bitter, have the alpacas forgiven you and DC for their photos ending up here? Btw, DC, how did you end up with the pics in the first place?

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    Bitter, have the alpacas forgiven you and DC for their photos ending up here? Btw, DC, how did you end up with the pics in the first place?

    You'll have to pardon BBO for not getting back in a timely manner Maple. He and Biff are busy tearing Frank Burns/Stuie a new one on the Clarkson thread.

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    Bitter, have the alpacas forgiven you and DC for their photos ending up here? Btw, DC, how did you end up with the pics in the first place?

    i got "friended" by some whacko alpaca's face book page

    i suspect bbo put them onto me as part of his harassment and stalking strategy. water off an alpaca's back to me.

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    You'll have to pardon BBO for not getting back in a timely manner Maple. He and Biff are busy tearing Frank Burns/Stuie a new one on the Clarkson thread.

    It appears the Professor has been a very naughty boy.

    He had his posts deleted again.

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    Time for you to reacquaint yourself with the laws of libel Redleg.

    You'll hear from my people in the morning.

    Lawyer v Lawyer

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    You'll have to pardon BBO for not getting back in a timely manner Maple. He and Biff are busy tearing Frank Burns/Stuie a new one on the Clarkson thread.

    think i may have called stuie",frank burns".almost regretful now,{almost]

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    WJ's birthday today and he is spending it on a Panama cruise with his new squeeze, an American gal called Zoe. Maybe he will share a picture of her with us. He is our own Doctor Edelsten.

    Is Zoe a blue rinser Red? If so, contact daisycutter - perhaps he and WJ could have some outings together? DC knows the scene, euchre parties, bingo, afternoon tennis, swingers parties - a new world (?).

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