Maple Demon 449 Posted May 27, 2014 Posted May 27, 2014 If the biff is maple,that might explain some of the late night events at the gat. Never even been near the Gat. Judging by your comment and knowledge of late night goings-on, you have been. What are these events to which you refer? Quote
Biffen 12,949 Posted May 27, 2014 Posted May 27, 2014 Never even been near the Gat. Judging by your comment and knowledge of late night goings-on, you have been. What are these events to which you refer? Cuntry boys cop an extra fee for toilet training . Hayseeds find it difficult to slip into Gat life but after a while they thrive. Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted May 27, 2014 Posted May 27, 2014 BTW, I it with mmmmph ... sad mmmph ...sadness that I note Fl og has "defriended" me. I'm very mmmmph ... hurt . I never been defriended before. Of Course I've never been "friended" before either. Anyway Fl og is an ungrateful little [censored] - considering everything I've done to for him. I'm quite hurt about this. Just Joking!! HaHa ! HaHa ! Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted May 27, 2014 Posted May 27, 2014 Sticks and stones. Sadly, once again, I need to consult the brains trust of this thread for personal advice. It’s a bit like “Dear Dorothy Dix” or perhaps “Heartbalm”. Anyway, today, I was described as a “thoughtless pervert”. What am I to make of this? How should I have responded? I don’t believe I am thoughtless. I have many thoughts. (Some, I admit, impure) Such a comment questions my intellectual credibility. It questions the whole notion of “ I think therefore I am” that some wog fella came up with. I am befuddled. What is the proper response to the very hurtful label of being “ thoughtless”? Quote
beelzebub 23,392 Posted May 27, 2014 Posted May 27, 2014 Im confused...would you have preferred THOUGHTFUL Pervert ? 1 Quote
Moonshadow 17,678 Posted May 27, 2014 Posted May 27, 2014 Sticks and stones. Sadly, once again, I need to consult the brains trust of this thread for personal advice. It’s a bit like “Dear Dorothy Dix” or perhaps “Heartbalm”. Anyway, today, I was described as a “thoughtless pervert”. What am I to make of this? How should I have responded? I don’t believe I am thoughtless. I have many thoughts. (Some, I admit, impure) Such a comment questions my intellectual credibility. It questions the whole notion of “ I think therefore I am” that some wog fella came up with. I am befuddled. What is the proper response to the very hurtful label of being “ thoughtless”? Honestly Bitty, this post shows you have way too much time on your hands and are ridiculously self obsessed. I would have thought that the term "thoughtless pervert" pretty much sums you up in two words. Quote
daisycutter 30,021 Posted May 27, 2014 Posted May 27, 2014 Sticks and stones. Sadly, once again, I need to consult the brains trust of this thread for personal advice. It’s a bit like “Dear Dorothy Dix” or perhaps “Heartbalm”. Anyway, today, I was described as a “thoughtless pervert”. What am I to make of this? How should I have responded? I don’t believe I am thoughtless. I have many thoughts. (Some, I admit, impure) Such a comment questions my intellectual credibility. It questions the whole notion of “ I think therefore I am” that some wog fella came up with. I am befuddled. What is the proper response to the very hurtful label of being “ thoughtless”? you should stop talking to the lads when they're stoned bbo. alpacas can be very nasty and hurtful when under the influence Quote
jazza 1,323 Posted May 27, 2014 Posted May 27, 2014 BTW, I it with mmmmph ... sad mmmph ...sadness that I note Fl og has "defriended" me. I'm very mmmmph ... hurt . I never been defriended before. Of Course I've never been "friended" before either. Anyway Fl og is an ungrateful little [censored] - considering everything I've done to for him. I'm quite hurt about this. Just Joking!! HaHa ! HaHa ! befriended and defriended all in one day! some of us take years to achieve such standards. although i do think frog has been hurt by some things and time may bring us all back together into one lump of wrinkles,glasses false teeth,and walking frames in ODs case. just on al clarkson,a young farmer down this way is recovering after nearly losing his life,its taken a toll on both he and his young wife,trying to run a farm is hard enough without such a terrible disease.but in als case maybe karma has found its mark. Quote
Grapeviney 9,929 Posted May 27, 2014 Posted May 27, 2014 Anyway, today, I was described as a “thoughtless pervert”. What am I to make of this? How should I have responded? A simple "thank you, your honour" would have been sufficient 2 Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted May 27, 2014 Posted May 27, 2014 Im confused...would you have preferred THOUGHTFUL Pervert ? How could one take offence with that? Honestly Bitty, this post shows you have way too much time on your hands and are ridiculously self obsessed. I would have thought that the term "thoughtless pervert" pretty much sums you up in two words. So you can count Moon! you should stop talking to the lads when they're stoned bbo. alpacas can be very nasty and hurtful when under the influence Yes but they are always genuinely regretful the next day. Quote
Biffen 12,949 Posted May 27, 2014 Posted May 27, 2014 Tough picking a winner in Strasbourg ,let alone eating the shyte! Quote
Maple Demon 449 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 you should stop talking to the lads when they're stoned bbo. alpacas can be very nasty and hurtful when under the influence Quote
Maple Demon 449 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 Tough picking a winner in Strasbourg ,let alone eating the shyte! Biff Biff - I think you may have mixed up your social and 'business' communication here. Quote
Maple Demon 449 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 Another one for you to classify Redleg.... I think I may have figured out why we haven't heard from a few (ie. Stuie, Frog, Song) this thread recently. Someone went to the U.S. and bought the Hoff's KITT car for $150 000. Or, Biff Biff, is this how you are cycling your business takingd from the Gat? Quote
Moonshadow 17,678 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 Another one for you to classify Redleg.... I think I may have figured out why we haven't heard from a few (ie. Stuie, Frog, Song) this thread recently. Someone went to the U.S. and bought the Hoff's KITT car for $150 000. Or, Biff Biff, is this how you are cycling your business takingd from the Gat? Wha?? Not a good idea to drink heavily during the day Maple 1 Quote
daisycutter 30,021 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 you should stop talking to the lads when they're stoned bbo. alpacas can be very nasty and hurtful when under the influence mable you shouldn't drink before sundown, unless the alpacas in canadia are different and look like elephants Quote
daisycutter 30,021 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 for your edification mable this is what a stoned romsey alpaca looks like 1 Quote
Moonshadow 17,678 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 for your edification mable this is what a stoned romsey alpaca looks like Those would be difficult to muster dc. Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 Those would be difficult to muster dc. No prob Moonie you tie their back legs to the Quad bike and take them wherever you want. BTW DC - the lads are none too happy about that picture turning up in a public forum 1 Quote
Maple Demon 449 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 Wha?? Not a good idea to drink heavily during the day Maple It is always noon somehere in the world. Quote
Maple Demon 449 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 mable you shouldn't drink before sundown, unless the alpacas in canadia are different and look like elephants No drinking before sundown during the week as the boss would frown on that (even though I'm sure Biff would encourage it amongst his employees). Was just trying to make the point that elephants appear to be much friendlier than alpacas when under the influence of illicit substances. :-) Quote
jazza 1,323 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 Was just trying to make the point that elephants appear to be much friendlier than alpacas when under the influence of illicit substances. :-) BBO doesnt own a ladder.hence the alpacas. Quote
daisycutter 30,021 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 No drinking before sundown during the week as the boss would frown on that (even though I'm sure Biff would encourage it amongst his employees). Was just trying to make the point that elephants appear to be much friendlier than alpacas when under the influence of illicit substances. :-) fair to say though that any stoned animal would be friendlier than one of bbo's stoned alpacas he has only got himself to blame, for years of abuse and being such a poor role model 1 Quote
Maple Demon 449 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 Another one for you to classify Redleg.... I think I may have figured out why we haven't heard from a few (ie. Stuie, Frog, Song) this thread recently. Someone went to the U.S. and bought the Hoff's KITT car for $150 000. Or, Biff Biff, is this how you are cycling your business takingd from the Gat? Wha?? Not a good idea to drink heavily during the day Maple Moonie, was it the Biff Biff bit or the reference to someone possibly having the unfortunate taste to buy the Knight Rider car from one D Hasselhoff that elicited this advice? Quote
daisycutter 30,021 Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 just for jazza, here is a stoned dairy cow 2 Quote
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