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It isn't lying, rather it is being creative with the truth.

Redleg, are there any new topics you'd like to introduce to this thread?

Perhaps flower arranging, could add to our artistic side. I have heard it is very therapeutic as well.

 

Perhaps flower arranging, could add to our artistic side. I have heard it is very therapeutic as well.

Maybe that's what Biffen was doing whilst banned from the internet by the powers that be.

Perhaps flower arranging, could add to our artistic side. I have heard it is very therapeutic as well.

Yes! I do that in my "man cave" but, I have obstacles, the roses are very dangerous and the "lads" tend to eat the softer blooms.

 

Say, anyone heard from Song recently? He hasn't gone to visit Biffen at the Gat and gotten himself in trouble has he?

Say, anyone heard from Song recently? He hasn't gone to visit Biffen at the Gat and gotten himself in trouble has he?

Better not to ask that question Mable. Now here's the secret. Song lives with a bloke on the filth's list. So obviously he duds him for rent, bills, dental expenses etc. However, said filth person is also out of the house frequently doing physical type things like, running, weights and general training. Song uses these times of absence to do his own type of training with the filth player's girlfriend. Quite laudable really but Song likes to think he is discrete!


I have much to learn about the ways of this thread it seems.

May I suggest what used to be served by the "Pancake Parlour" here ( might still do lol )

The works...

Bacon Eggs......Pancakes...Hash Potatoes with grilled Bananas !!! MAPLE syrup to garnish!!!

get on board that.....and this thread is yours to luxuriate in :)

Perhaps flower arranging, could add to our artistic side. I have heard it is very therapeutic as well.

Here is a start, Redleg ...

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BTW Mable - while I'm giving advice. Ignore any of Moon's blandishments - he is a dirty old man. Remember, trust Uncle Bitter !

I admit to being thus, except for the "old" bit. That's your domain Grandfather Bitter.


I have much to learn about the ways of this thread it seems.

As long as you are wasting time-the thread will co-operate with you.

She is an easy task master , a loyal mistress/master , a grand old dame of procrastination.

She will hold your hand in troubled times(and the seas have been rough) and she will make you laugh like you never laughed before.

Then Fl.og will come along and wreck it.

As long as you are wasting time-the thread will co-operate with you.

She is an easy task master , a loyal mistress/master , a grand old dame of procrastination.

She will hold your hand in troubled times(and the seas have been rough) and she will make you laugh like you never laughed before.

Then Fl.og will come along and wreck it.

There 5 seconds left to play and the MFC is winning by a point in the 2015 Grand Final.

Biff being the untrustworthy Gat person he is is playing for Collingwood.

The ball has been kicked to Collingwoods 50m line where Biff is camped under the ball.

What do you do next?

a) punch the Biff's is arms away as they are weak.

b) try to out mark the Biff and become a hero.

c) punch the back of Biff's head as hard as you can.

d) let Biff mark the ball and hope he can not kick.

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There 5 seconds left to play and the MFC is winning by a point in the 2015 Grand Final.

Biff being the untrustworthy Gat person he is is playing for Collingwood.

The ball has been kicked to Collingwoods 50m line where Biff is camped under the ball.

What do you do next?

a) punch the Biff's is arms away as they are weak.

b) try to out mark the Biff and become a hero.

c) punch the back of Biff's head as hard as you can.

d) let Biff mark the ball and hope he can not kick.

art-paul-roos-coaching-620x349.jpg

A/nah wouldnt do that.

B/has merit

C/definately not,wont make an impression

D/not a bad option,but the sun does shine out of a dogs clacker every now and then.

However there could be another option.

E/call last drinks and watch him run for the bar to order a jug of bourban with no ice please.we get easy mark and win game.

A/nah wouldnt do that.

B/has merit

C/definately not,wont make an impression

D/not a bad option,but the sun does shine out of a dogs clacker every now and then.

However there could be another option.

E/call last drinks and watch him run for the bar to order a jug of bourban with no ice please.we get easy mark and win game.

Sorry Jazza but it was a trick question.

He would not be seen in such a public place as the middle of the G on GF day. Too many people are after him due to his Gat business dealing's. Our Biff his a slippery little man after all.


Sorry Jazza but it was a trick question.

He would not be seen in such a public place as the middle of the G on GF day. Too many people are after him due to his Gat business dealing's. Our Biff his a slippery little man after all.

So he has a john howard like personna?

A/nah wouldnt do that.

B/has merit

C/definately not,wont make an impression

D/not a bad option,but the sun does shine out of a dogs clacker every now and then.

However there could be another option.

E/call last drinks and watch him run for the bar to order a jug of bourban with no ice please.we get easy mark and win game.

Not sure that I have witnessed this personally, jazza ... this could be quite a difficult topic for Redleg to classify :blink:

Sorry Jazza but it was a trick question.

He would not be seen in such a public place as the middle of the G on GF day. Too many people are after him due to his Gat business dealing's. Our Biff his a slippery little man after all.

I thought it was going to be F) watch the police escort him off the ground and back home to the Gat ... :blink:

Not sure that I have witnessed this personally, jazza ... this could be quite a difficult topic for Redleg to classify :blink:

It would be rated under the politics theme.


I thought it was going to be F) watch the police escort him off the ground and back home to the Gat ... :blink:

Don't tell anyone but I have finally worked out that the Professor, Biff and Maple are all the same person.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Yes we do, according to this, by you, "I suppose technically Lawyers never lie-they just bend the truth into a pretzel ."

Obviously seen too many defences, of the inhabitants of the Gat".

No Comment.

Don't tell anyone but I have finally worked out that the Professor, Biff and Maple are all the same person.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

If the biff is maple,that might explain some of the late night events at the gat.

So redleg can add multi personalities to the list?

 

It would be rated under the politics theme.

I think the sun shining out of a dog's rear end is significantly more credible ... :blink:

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I think the sun shining out of a dog's rear end is significantly more credible ... :blink:

Add dog's anus sunshine to the list of topics.


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