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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Bring Back the B man

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    What do we do after a win?

    I think Banana Smoothies for us all!

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    anybody that may find 380,000 brain cells,please return to me.

    head very sore this morning and could be an interesting run to the paper shop for footy talk on monday.

    leaving the game yesterday,saw a drunk telling everybody "i predicted this" and giving it to carlton supporters.

    although i didnt say hello,it was good to finally see you biff.

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    Finally after 12 losses and we picked the right team to beat.

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    yep,got home about 8 and watched a replay, havent done that for awhile.

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    Would have won by 10 goals if they picked my boy Shannon.

    He doesn't play and we win. Hmmmm!!!!!!!!

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    ATM I would give Dunn our most improved player award.

    It's funny to reflect back a couple of years where several Demonlanders wanted Dunn and Jones out. In fact some wanted Dunn out at the end of last season.

    I reckon Dunn is currently second in the Bluey.

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    anybody that may find 380,000 brain cells,please return to me.

    head very sore this morning and could be an interesting run to the paper shop for footy talk on monday.

    leaving the game yesterday,saw a drunk telling everybody "i predicted this" and giving it to carlton supporters.

    although i didnt say hello,it was good to finally see you biff.

    So where was the Professor?

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    He doesn't play and we win. Hmmmm!!!!!!!!

    Your right we could have won by 15 goals if we had our number 1 goal kicker in the team.

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    Surreal to say the least.

    May the gods smile again soon.

    Come back to us OD we are on a winning streak!

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    if anybody sees biif,he left his jacket at stueis disco.

    he can pick it on monday,when he gets home.

    hope he doesnt hit a taxi driver on the weekend,bbo will have to bail him out.

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    if anybody sees biif,he left his jacket at stueis disco.

    he can pick it on monday,when he gets home.

    hope he doesnt hit a taxi driver on the weekend,bbo will have to bail him out.

    I think he is with his ladies after the won on Saturday.

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    Not sure he needs his jacket back.

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    hey bbo. i hope you gave the lads an extra round of oats this morning

    They left early on a fox hunt. I would like to have a hot toady toddy for their delectation upon their return.

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    They left early on a fox hunt. I would like to have a hot toady toddy for their delectation upon their return.

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    Enjoy!

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    I had a great weekend ,

    Spent Saturday afternoon With some old friends ( do I have any other sort? ) great lunch and afternoon in Richmond.

    Spent most of today with my GD, we visited the new Museum ( first time for both of us ) she makes me want to live another twenty years.

    Beautiful weather both days.

    Great to be alive in Autumn in Melbourne.

    Oh I almost forgot

    The DEES WON

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    anybody that may find 380,000 brain cells,please return to me.

    head very sore this morning and could be an interesting run to the paper shop for footy talk on monday.

    leaving the game yesterday,saw a drunk telling everybody "i predicted this" and giving it to carlton supporters.

    although i didnt say hello,it was good to finally see you biff.

    Yes big weekend.

    I prefer to think of myself as a kind of boozy soothsayer rather than a drunk.

    I saw your braincells at Stus disco.

    The were sitting on a cistern in the dunny.

    Best to forget about them and press on.

    The handcuffs the police use these days are totally unsophisticated- more like cable ties.

    Needless to say they were no match for yours truly.

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    Would bring in Toumpas or Blease.

    Red you know thats not the MFC way.

    Lets bring in the slow, useless and otherwise VFL standard players.

    As many please have told me on DL winning is not important.

    Have we found the Professor yet?

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    My Boss is very quiet about the football today.

    He is a Carton supporter so maybe its better to leave him alone.

    What do you think?

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