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I know you are a true Star Trek Fan Boy Bitter

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Bitter woman of the year

That cleavage and Bitty's fauxhawk are a match made in Klingon heaven.

 
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I know you are a true Star Trek Fan Boy Bitter

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Bitter woman of the year

Looks like a girl I once went out with.

Yeah she's a spunk - but she's also a Klingon!!

Oh Yes Professor you have true wisdom

 

Looks like a girl I once went out with.

Mother in law?


I know I am not the only one .

For the first time in my life I really don't care who the MFC picks or drops for next week's game.

Never thought I would have this level of care.

Strange to feel this level of detachment from next weeks game.

You know things are crook when on a Monday there is not one fight happening on Demonland.

Have not seen one single name calling.

seems we all agree things are crook in tullarook

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You know things are crook when on a Monday there is not one fight happening on Demonland.

Have not seen one single name calling.

seems we all agree things are crook in tullarook

Maybe using the words of former PM Paul Keating, " this is the 8 years of crap we have to have, to become a good side again".

 

You know things are crook when on a Monday there is not one fight happening on Demonland.

Have not seen one single name calling.

seems we all agree things are crook in tullarook

That because they now agree with us OD.

Winning is everything!

I know I am not the only one .

For the first time in my life I really don't care who the MFC picks or drops for next week's game.

Never thought I would have this level of care.

Strange to feel this level of detachment from next weeks game.

Indeed. I'm more concerned who is in and out for UF these days.


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Carlton working up for their big win this week against us.

Carlton working up for their big win this week against us.

Yeah - I'm not sure I can bring myself to front this weekend. Their supporters really shite me - they are worse than the filth toothless and the spitters from Essendrug.

Even though they got flogged, I really cannot see us getting near them.

Enough of the sarcasm Fl og or I'll stop being nice to you.

Sorry not sure when you started to be nice.

But maybe you being a Professor at Romsey University, you can enlighten me on the date?

Carlton working up for their big win this week against us.

Can we invoke the mercy rule this weekend?


Sorry not sure when you started to be nice.

But maybe you being a Professor at Romsey University, you can enlighten me on the date?

You are doing it again you boggle eyed little green snotball Mr [censored] Frog. You are rebuffing my pleasantries. Too much time in the virtual world. You are forgetting social niceties.

You are doing it again you boggle eyed little green snotball Mr [censored] Frog. You are rebuffing my pleasantries. Too much time in the virtual world. You are forgetting social niceties.

Have you been drinking again Professor?

Absolutely not.

If we get 10 goals up at half time over those [censored]s from Carlton then I want to go for a 20 goal win.

And here I am sitting down with an half empty glass, while your is half full.

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While we are to blame for poor recruiting, for the position we find ourselves in, the AFL has also contributed significantly.

When we were at the bottom they brought in 2 new teams, gave them all the best players and made our chances of recovery very difficult.

They then brought in 2 new rules which led to senior players Moloney, Rivers, Sylvia and maybe Chip being allowed to go to top clubs or at least clubs of their choice and one to go at age 19 to GWS. That is 5 players or 25% of our best team. That is nothing short of murder, committed on a football club. Worse still it was committed on a club at the bottom of the ladder, struggling to improve.

They then put the cream on the cake, or buried the corpse to use another analogy, by changing the PP rule, when we clearly because of games won, would have got one and then even though we filled the criteria for one under their new rule, refused to give us one, using a totally BS excuse.

I won't even mention the tanking farce punishment, for being found not guilty and with no other club who did the same as us, even being investigated.

Yes, we are to blame of course, but so are the AFL and it should be made crystal clear to them, when we ask for help, as we should.


While we are to blame for poor recruiting, for the position we find ourselves in, the AFL has also contributed significantly.

When we were at the bottom they brought in 2 new teams, gave them all the best players and made our chances of recovery very difficult.

They then brought in 2 new rules which led to senior players Moloney, Rivers, Sylvia and maybe Chip being allowed to go to top clubs or at least clubs of their choice and one to go at age 19 to GWS. That is 5 players or 25% of our best team. That is nothing short of murder, committed on a football club. Worse still it was committed on a club at the bottom of the ladder, struggling to improve.

They then put the cream on the cake, or buried the corpse to use another analogy, by changing the PP rule, when we clearly because of games won, would have got one and then even though we filled the criteria for one under their new rule, refused to give us one, using a totally BS excuse.

I won't even mention the tanking farce punishment, for being found not guilty and with no other club who did the same as us, even being investigated.

Yes, we are to blame of course, but so are the AFL and it should be made crystal clear to them, when we ask for help, as we should.

So its us against the AFL and 17 other teams

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Do we cry or fight?

Have you been drinking again Professor?

And here I am sitting down with an half empty glass, while your is half full.

if your gonna drink.

make it milk.

i need the support.

if your gonna drink.

make it milk.

i need the support.

Coles which is owned by a great Western Australian company has made Milk drinking more affordable for the masses.

But some how I get the feeling the Professor likes something a little stronger.

 

Coles which is owned by a great Western Australian company has made Milk drinking more affordable for the masses.

But some how I get the feeling the Professor likes something a little stronger.

full cream??????

full cream??????

No Mrs Frog freaks out if I get full cream.


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