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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Ah to look at the magnificent artwork on the walls of the Gat, created by the inmates, with their bare hands, while in a drunken or drug induced stupour, on the filthy tiles and plaster.

Artwork at its finest.

You are a man of taste and sensibility RL.

 

You are a man of taste and sensibility RL.

As opposed you you Bitty.....

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Anyone besides me going to the game friday?

 

Anyone besides me going to the game friday?

Bruce Springsteen for me.

Christmas present from my daughter and to be honest that night with my daughter is way more important.

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Bruce Springsteen for me.

Is he in the team?


 

Watching flies get stuck to fly paper.

Beats watching paint dry or concrete setting anyway.

Shitz on watching grass grow and SEN.


" The Boss" ( so called) - older than me. Former radical now just another (establishment) aging star swallowing what dollars he can! Eff him!

I am sure he likes you too Bbo!

Younger than me.

I love his music so I will enjoy the night.

Ah to look at the magnificent artwork on the walls of the Gat, created by the inmates, with their bare hands, while in a drunken or drug induced stupour, on the filthy tiles and plaster.

Artwork at its finest.

Lucky you weren't at art school during The Robert Hughes era or we may never have known such talented criticism.

You are welcome for "anexclusive tour" if you give me some warning so my minions can clean the art.

I am sure he likes you too Bbo!

Younger than me.

I love his music so I will enjoy the night.

Yes! Before posting OD, I read of your attendance , and that of your daughter, I respectfully appreciate our difference and hope you enjoy the night.

Watching flies get stuck to fly paper.

Beats watching paint dry or concrete setting anyway.

Shitz on watching grass grow and SEN.

Inspirational stuff Biffen. Understand the subtle metaphors that evolve from your substance abuse. The lads teared up when reading this.

Yes! Before posting OD, I read of your attendance , and that of your daughter, I respectfully appreciate our difference and hope you enjoy the night.

Back pedalling so fast it was hard to see your legs moving Bitty


Back pedalling so fast it was hard to see your legs moving Bitty

You have magnificently demonstrated just how boorish you are Shandi. I am trying to be an example of what is expected on this site. I am sure WJ will admonish you for your crass posting.

And! What's more you have insulted a fellow poster, who has risked life and limb , protecting his neighbour's wife and wine collection against the threat of fire. You should be ashamed.

And! What's more you have insulted a fellow poster, who has risked life and limb , protecting his neighbour's wife and wine collection against the threat of fire. You should be ashamed.

I don't know how Adam Goodes can love with himself for accepting that award.

I don't know how Adam Goodes can love with himself for accepting that award.

You are correct Biffen. I thought I was a certainty for a gong this year. What the eff more can I do??

You have magnificently demonstrated just how boorish you are Shandi. I am trying to be an example of what is expected on this site. I am sure WJ will admonish you for your crass posting.

Try and keep on topic or start your own wine appreciation thread on the general board Bitty. Actually, that's not such a bad idea. Anyway, you're a very naughty boy. Bad, very bad.

Thank you.


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What is the origin of the shandy?

Try and keep on topic or start your own wine appreciation thread on the general board Bitty. Actually, that's not such a bad idea. Anyway, you're a very naughty boy. Bad, very bad.

Thank you.

There is only one way to get off the topic on this thread ... :blink:

What is the origin of the shandy?

An extremely good question Redleg .

Back in the sixties before wine became popular it was a "lady' s " alternative to a mixed drink.

Other than that I will bow to superior knowledge.

 

An extremely good question Redleg .

Back in the sixties before wine became popular it was a "lady' s " alternative to a mixed drink.

Other than that I will bow to superior knowledge.

Often, after playing cricket on very hot days, some blokes had the habit of having a shandy or two first. They reckoned a full beer was too bitter when you were really thirsty.

Often, after playing cricket on very hot days, some blokes had the habit of having a shandy or two first. They reckoned a full beer was too bitter when you were really thirsty.

Strange how this go out of fashion Bbo

I have not seen anyone have a shandy for twenty years or it could be longer.

Of course it may be that I don't mix in the right circles!


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