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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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We turned the heater on last night.

yeah so did one of our daughters... still nothing new there...Am sure many a parent here will understand !!

 

yeah so did one of our daughters... still nothing new there...Am sure many a parent here will understand !!

I presume you beat her for being wasteful with money.

no, ice cream eating laws :lol:

You and Poon Moon are on the ball today DC. I'm going on another foxhunt tonight to sharpen up.

I presume you beat her for being wasteful with money.

You and Poon Moon are on the ball today DC. I'm going on another foxhunt tonight to sharpen up.

Welcome back Bbo

A prosperous and healthy New Year to you and yours OD. I hope someone gifted you a decent single malt over the festive season.

Unfortunately no Bbo.

getting low I will need to purchase beforer season starts. To celebrate of course

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The rules about consorting are also a worry. I'll have to keep away from the influence of those shady types who frequent Demonland.

I can imagine you getting arrested for having a banana smoothie with a few Demonlanders.

Talk about performance enhancing drinks.

 

I can imagine you getting arrested for having a banana smoothie with a few Demonlanders.

Talk about performance enhancing drinks.

How is the GC Mr. Leg?

I can imagine you getting arrested for having a banana smoothie with a few Demonlanders.

Talk about performance enhancing drinks.

Banana smoothies are not exactly my cup of tea RL. However, the lads took umbrage to your comment about " preformance enhancing". Where are you going with this ? Remember I am a reformed character.


Unfortunately no Bbo.

getting low I will need to purchase beforer season starts. To celebrate of course

I'm treating the season ahead like our last shot.

1920's Berlin .BBO in his prime singing tunes in drag ,French Champagne flowing ,debt mounting ,the army secretly building and one last shot at glory .

If we can avoid killing the Jewry ,the gay ,the Romany the disabled ,which I'm sure we can ,and avoid invading Africa and Russia ,things should turn out a little better for us

than for the Krouts.

In the Weimar republic of our football lives.

We have experienced loss and retribution.

We should celebrate our existence.

Corona for me and SBS TV-with lemon in the Corona.

I'm living it up.

Party on OD-and watch your cholesterol .

I'm treating the season ahead like our last shot.

1920's Berlin .BBO in his prime singing tunes in drag ,French Champagne flowing ,debt mounting ,the army secretly building and one last shot at glory .

If we can avoid killing the Jewry ,the [censored] ,the Romany the disabled ,which I'm sure we can ,and avoid invading Africa and Russia ,things should turn out a little better for us

than for the Krouts.

In the Weimar republic of our football lives.

We have experienced loss and retribution.

We should celebrate our existence.

Corona for me and SBS TV-with lemon in the Corona.

I'm living it up.

Party on OD-and watch your cholesterol .

God you are common and vulgar at times Biffen. Surely anyone with cultural sensibilities would have lime with their Corona.

God you are common and vulgar at times Biffen. Surely anyone with cultural sensibilities would have lime with their Corona.

I've got a brand new tattoo to prove i am not common .

All the cool kids have the same one.

I am pleased you have become more socially aware.

I myself have grown emotionally since a recent "bootcamp for the soul " at Lordweavers.

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How is the GC Mr. Leg?

Good.

I was in the restaurant where the concrete block fell through the roof from 70 stories up. Our family arrived 1 hour after it happened and we were told we would have been sitting in that area. It apparently was caused by a lightning strike on the building above the restaurant. I shudder to think what could have happened if we were there an hour earlier.

The only footy related info is that I saw Cameron Hunter again in our building and Michael Christian at the horse sales.

A horse we had passed in at an earlier MM sale that we now race, called Smart Al races in race 1 at Mornington on Friday. It should run well.

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Banana smoothies are not exactly my cup of tea RL. However, the lads took umbrage to your comment about " preformance enhancing". Where are you going with this ? Remember I am a reformed character.

There is nothing wrong with preformance enhancing. Lovemaking is a happiness maker.


Good.

I was in the restaurant where the concrete block fell through the roof from 70 stories up. Our family arrived 1 hour after it happened and we were told we would have been sitting in that area. It apparently was caused by a lightning strike on the building above the restaurant. I shudder to think what could have happened if we were there an hour earlier.

The only footy related info is that I saw Cameron Hunter again in our building and Michael Christian at the horse sales.

A horse we had passed in at an earlier MM sale that we now race, called Smart Al races in race 1 at Mornington on Friday. It should run well.

I think i engineered that building.

We got it built way ahead of the schedule .

Those lightning strikes happen a fair bit there.

I've got a brand new tattoo to prove i am not common .

All the cool kids have the same one.

I am pleased you have become more socially aware.

I myself have grown emotionally since a recent "bootcamp for the soul " at Lordweavers.

Emotional growth can simply mean more grunting. It is your moral growth that is in question. Can you cast off your many sordid enterprises and become a better person?

There is nothing wrong with preformance enhancing. Lovemaking is a happiness maker.

Now I'm with you RL. And despite their prediliction for fox hunting, so are the lads.

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Now I'm with you RL. And despite their prediliction for fox hunting, so are the lads.

Then they like hanging around with a pack of dogs.

Emotional growth can simply mean more grunting. It is your moral growth that is in question. Can you cast off your many sordid enterprises and become a better person?

As you were once my moral touchstone ,you must feel somewhat responsible for my debauchery .

I will be looking to Stuie as my mentor in the future as he seems to have found happiness in Gaol.

You ,in contrast .keep wallowing in your orgiastic lifestyle and continue to preach in your holier than thou manner.


As you were once my moral touchstone ,you must feel somewhat responsible for my debauchery .

I will be looking to Stuie as my mentor in the future as he seems to have found happiness in Gaol.

You ,in contrast .keep wallowing in your orgiastic lifestyle and continue to preach in your holier than thou manner.

Well everyone is holier than thou Biff. That is a given. However, we do have common ground once again. I am also looking to Stuie for guidance in all matters. That is part of the new rehabbed me. Unfortunately, words of wisdom are very scant offerings from Stuie.

Latest news from the age p3 details soaring fruit prices with the late summer, lemons up to $1.70 FGS

HOWEVER

Bananas are "the bargain fruit of the season"

"Demand for bananas are generally poor anyway at this time of year...at the same time there has been an overproduction ...so they have been extremely cheap"

Now things are really starting to fall into place

 

Well everyone is holier than thou Biff. That is a given. However, we do have common ground once again. I am also looking to Stuie for guidance in all matters. That is part of the new rehabbed me. Unfortunately, words of wisdom are very scant offerings from Stuie.

*holds mirror*

Latest news from the age p3 details soaring fruit prices with the late summer, lemons up to $1.70 FGS

HOWEVER

Bananas are "the bargain fruit of the season"

"Demand for bananas are generally poor anyway at this time of year...at the same time there has been an overproduction ...so they have been extremely cheap"

Now things are really starting to fall into place

Best news in 2014 so far


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