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Redleg
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What DL no Bananas?

banana fritters !!
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    Or a Priestess?

    BBO with you compassion and advice have you ever thought of becoming a Priest?

    Usually Moonie, your posts have the effect of either a sedative or a suppository on me. However, this time you piqued my interest by helping me recall a moment from the past.

    I shall graciously share this with you and [censored].

    I was attending a soiree of fellow degenerates during the 70’s. It was a classy affair and the theme required one to dress up as some sort of religious type.

    As befits my station I, of course, chose the Pontiff as my inspiration.

    As the evening advanced amid cheap pot and long necks, I made the acquaintance of a particularly fetching nun. To cut a long story short, said nun had a very broad interpretation of the vow of chastity and the evening ended satisfactorily.

    So whilst I have never joined the priesthood, i have been a Pope. And, as to priestesses, I believe there were some of those at the get together but I had already fallen into a bad habit.

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    OD I hope you are feeling better.

    Noticed you are not still up to your normal posting on DL yet.

    100% again thanks TBF

    I don't have a lot of enthusiasm at present and there is bugger all to talk about as well.

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    We need to decide on cuisine, chinese or italian are usually the two most popular and reasonable.

    Unless there are others answering you off line Redleg it seems like you and me at this point.

    Again whatever is easiest for you, there is very little I wont eat.

    Tripe and Tomato soup are the two big no noes for me, after that it is not a problem.

    If you force me to vote for either of the two you list I would go Italian.

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    tbf, you need to seek help...........urgently

    obsessive behaviour disorders are treatable but only if you act quickly

    Do not try to gain employment as a counsellor DC - your record speaks for itself.

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    Maybe the night of the rookie draft which I think is the 10th of December.

    This is probably fine by swmbo :)

    Sounds like a plan

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    Italian style Banana pudding :)

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    Wongs italian ??

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    Usually Moonie, your posts have the effect of either a sedative or a suppository on me. However, this time you piqued my interest by helping me recall a moment from the past.

    I shall graciously share this with you and [censored].

    I was attending a soiree of fellow degenerates during the 70’s. It was a classy affair and the theme required one to dress up as some sort of religious type.

    As befits my station I, of course, chose the Pontiff as my inspiration.

    As the evening advanced amid cheap pot and long necks, I made the acquaintance of a particularly fetching nun. To cut a long story short, said nun had a very broad interpretation of the vow of chastity and the evening ended satisfactorily.

    So whilst I have never joined the priesthood, i have been a Pope. And, as to priestesses, I believe there were some of those at the get together but I had already fallen into a bad habit.

    Ah yes, nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

    Bitty you're beginning to sound like Deeluded - too much living on past glories... or in your case, past morning glories.

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    We need to decide on cuisine, chinese or italian are usually the two most popular and reasonable.

    well it depends whatever the gat has on the menu that day

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    100% again thanks TBF

    I don't have a lot of enthusiasm at present and there is bugger all to talk about as well.

    Good to hear you are well again.

    I been in my funny picture stage just to kill some time and add to the posts and generate some discussion. Been away from the wife/home for too long I think. Too much spare time.

    Love to meet you guys but its a little to far away and I just about to go on holidayd to Madagascar or so the wife just told me.

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    Good to hear you are well again.

    I been in my funny picture stage just to kill some time and add to the posts and generate some discussion. Been away from the wife/home for too long I think. Too much spare time.

    Love to meet you guys but its a little to far away and I just about to go on holidayd to Madagascar or so the wife just told me.

    I am green with envy!

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    Wongs italian ??

    Believe it or not bb close to the best Chinese I have eaten was in a restaurant in Florence Italy.

    Now before you ask what I was doing in a Chinese restaurant in Florence.

    At the end of a three week holiday in Italy we were desperate for meal of anything but Italian.

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    Believe it or not bb close to the best Chinese I have eaten was in a restaurant in Florence Italy.

    Now before you ask what I was doing in a Chinese restaurant in Florence.

    At the end of a three week holiday in Italy we were desperate for meal of anything but Italian.

    Do they have any Banana dishes?

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    Believe it or not bb close to the best Chinese I have eaten was in a restaurant in Florence Italy.

    Now before you ask what I was doing in a Chinese restaurant in Florence.

    At the end of a three week holiday in Italy we were desperate for meal of anything but Italian.

    Was it the Won Ting Nong Pesto ??

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    On tuesday cometh the same number as our first draft pick, 9.

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    On tuesday cometh the same number as our first draft pick, 9.

    halelujah

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    On tuesday cometh the same number as our first draft pick, 9.

    Please don't let it be a wasted pick!

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    And though mayest become a Free man.

    Am I lucky not be John Lennon in Salem with Acres of burning Aishes from the fires?

    PS. I know that was a bit silly.

    PPS. When did we agree on Wong's?

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    when is Wong ever Right ??

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    when is Wong ever Right ??

    two Wong's make it right

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    I thought it was two wongs dont make a white !!

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    Please don't let it be a wasted pick!

    And break the decade long tradition!

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