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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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I resemble that Bitty.

Good work Moon. By admitting to and facing your abhorrent and deviant behaviours you have taken an important step towards rehabilitation. Now seek the Lord's guidance.

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    Good work Moon. By admitting to and facing your abhorrent and deviant behaviours you have taken an important step towards rehabilitation. Now seek the Lord's guidance.

    BBO with you compassion and advice have you ever thought of becoming a Priest?

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    BBO with you compassion and advice have you ever thought of becoming a Priest?

    Or a Priestess?

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    Or a Priestess?

    As BBO has the best come back in the Forums I personal can not wait to see how he respondes to you Moon

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    i'll stick with my angle grinder bbo. can do a full shave in less than 15 minutes

    What is shaving? Some primitive ritual with hot water, cream and cold steel next to one's throat? Yech :blink:

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    Think I preferred it when discussions were about bananas

    Hmmm... so you want to talk about shaving bananas with a chainsaw? :)

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    As BBO has the best come back in the Forums I personal can not wait to see how he respondes to you Moon

    Toady, your bar is set very low.

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    Toady, your bar is set very low.

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    Good work Moon. By admitting to and facing your abhorrent and deviant behaviours you have taken an important step towards rehabilitation. Now seek the Lord's guidance.

    I can attest to the power of the Lordweavers rehabilitation programs.

    There is a quote from "The Pharisees" that we were made to repeat 100 times a day but I have forgotten it since moving back into my evil lifestyle.

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    Is it just me or has the Membership Count on the MFC website just stopped a few weeks ago?

    I thought there was about 18K membership before the 1st November 2013 automatic membership update.

    I would have assumed we would of had around 30K membership by now but maybe the extra 20K MCC members come on at a different time.

    With what happened over the past 7 years and the recruitment of staff who can actually achieve thing I was hoping for a 38K plus membership base in 2014.

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    Just an idea for breakfast

    Banana and Coffee, should be a winner in the thread

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    Just an idea for breakfast

    Banana and Coffee, should be a winner in the thread

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    Too rich for me.

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    I must say, I am bemused that once again Fox Footy is not telecasting the Draft. Surely it is better TV than the constant replaying of the 2013 season, especially for Dees fans.
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    Too rich for me.

    After leaving my Dinner in the ovan for way too long last night as I fell asleep watching a DVD.

    This looks delicious

    LOL

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    I must say, I am bemused that once again Fox Footy is not telecasting the Draft. Surely it is better TV than the constant replaying of the 2013 season, especially for Dees fans.

    The Pain continues and clearly our fellow Dees Supporters are not in control of FOX!

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    I must say, I am bemused that once again Fox Footy is not telecasting the Draft. Surely it is better TV than the constant replaying of the 2013 season, especially for Dees fans.

    Fox Footy has telecast the draft in recent years. I remember watching it last year and recall that it was a very ordinary production with the presenters concentrating on a small number of the players drafted, having a limited knowledge of the players on offer and spending too much time talking about themselves and not the draft. Quite frankly, if that's the best Fox Footy can do for the sport which it's supposedly dedicated to, I'd rather listen to SEN which provides a better coverage anyway.

    BTW, how many days to go until the non telecast?

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    Sounds good Redleg, either date is fine with me.

    Just give me reasonable notice ( whatever that is!) the only time I cannot make at present is Thursday Afternoon 21st Nov.

    All being well I will be there.

    Looking forward to it.

    Maybe the night of the rookie draft which I think is the 10th of December.

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    BTW, how many days to go until the non telecast?

    See post 7190.

    Tomorrow of course is the 11th of November an important day for all of us. Coincidentally it is also 11 days to go after that.

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    You should check your dates then.

    Yes, of course 10 days after that, I of course meant counting that day.

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    I must say, I am bemused that once again Fox Footy is not telecasting the Draft. Surely it is better TV than the constant replaying of the 2013 season, especially for Dees fans.

    Slamming your hand in a door is better fun than the 2013 season Redleg.

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    Maybe the night of the rookie draft which I think is the 10th of December.

    Fine with me Redleg, just make a date and I will ink it in the diary

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    Fine with me Redleg, just make a date and I will ink it in the diary

    OD I hope you are feeling better.

    Noticed you are not still up to your normal posting on DL yet.

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    Fine with me Redleg, just make a date and I will ink it in the diary

    We need to decide on cuisine, chinese or italian are usually the two most popular and reasonable.

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    We need to decide on cuisine, chinese or italian are usually the two most popular and reasonable.

    What DL no Bananas?

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