Jump to content

  • IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING

    The Demonland Terms of Service, which you have all recently agreed to, strictly prohibit discussions of ongoing legal matters, whether criminal or civil. Please ensure that all discussions on this forum remain focused solely on on-field & football related topics.


Recommended Posts

Posted

Just watched the Daniel Cross Dee TV interview. The guy looks pretty keen to show the Dogs they got rid of him too early. Training hard and looks in good nick.

Interesting we lost Sylvia who I think never did better than 5th in the Bluey. Cross has won the Dog's B & F in 2008 and has finished 2nd, 4 times and 3rd, once. We got him for nothing and picked up Vince for the Sylvia compo, who is the same age as Colin, but like Cross has had more team and individual success.

Think we have done ok with these two, time will tell.

  • Like 1

Posted (edited)

the_devil__s_temperture_by_mistyjr-d5m2g

Appears we should only be drink Banana Smoothies from now on

Edited by TheBigFrog
Posted (edited)

Happy 7,000 plus posts in this thread!

geek-nerdPICON.jpg

Oh what good times we could have, if only ....

1861865903_1376546864.jpg

You wish is my command

Edited by TheBigFrog
Posted

FOTRON

COBOL

BASIC

PASCAL

LISP

FACT

C

PL/I (All our favourite one)

SQL

LINEX

UNIX

D

Just to name a few.

I need a cold shower now you guys made me thing of these program languages LOL

You are showing your age, TBF, if you start a list of programming languages with Fortran, Cobol and Basic. Where are Java, C++, Eiffel, Python, Prolog, Haskell, PHP, Miranda, Scala, ... ,:-)

Nerds rule! :-)

Posted

Cards and paperclips.....yep thems were the days !!!

Who remembers "did not run " !!! lol

Posted

You are showing your age, TBF, if you start a list of programming languages with Fortran, Cobol and Basic. Where are Java, C++, Eiffel, Python, Prolog, Haskell, PHP, Miranda, Scala, ... ,:-)

Nerds rule! :-)

OSWars_v1.jpg

Posted

Lower the dose Biffo, I think the meds are too strong.

PS. I wish I had enough hair left to have a Beatles moptop.

Just buy one like all the other lawyers do.

Grey curly ones for the pricey lawyers usually .

I've run up massive bills myself defending my liberty.

The insanity plea saves me thousands and still works like a charm.

Posted

Just buy one like all the other lawyers do.

Grey curly ones for the pricey lawyers usually .

I've run up massive bills myself defending my liberty.

The insanity plea saves me thousands and still works like a charm.

I could knock up a wig or two next time I dag the alpacas. Could be the next trend in chambers.

  • Like 1
Posted

I could knock up a wig or two next time I dag the alpacas. Could be the next trend in chambers.

Do you give the Fleece a wash first?

God knows what "the lads" get up to when your aren't filming them.

Posted

Surely you've heard of golden fleece Biff?

I drank there years ago.

Wasn't a bad pub until they gave it the makeover.

I thought it was named after the carpet there.

The Chequers around the corner was the nice family pub, in between stabbings.

Posted

Just watched the Daniel Cross Dee TV interview. The guy looks pretty keen to show the Dogs they got rid of him too early. Training hard and looks in good nick.

Interesting we lost Sylvia who I think never did better than 5th in the Bluey. Cross has won the Dog's B & F in 2008 and has finished 2nd, 4 times and 3rd, once. We got him for nothing and picked up Vince for the Sylvia compo, who is the same age as Colin, but like Cross has had more team and individual success.

Think we have done ok with these two, time will tell.

I agree and, in time, they will complement the inclusion of Shannon Byrnes from last year.

BTW. How many days to the draft?

Posted (edited)

I could knock up a wig or two next time I dag the alpacas. Could be the next trend in chambers.

BBO You look great, how do you do it?

Wolverine-Wig-Dog-Tag_27135-l.jpg?v=2713

Edited by TheBigFrog
Posted

I agree and, in time, they will complement the inclusion of Shannon Byrnes from last year.

BTW. How many days to the draft?

Posted it earlier at 7021, 19.

Posted

Sorry. Missed it among the picture gallery that seems to have taken over this thread.

Oh think thats me.

Just wanted to add some fun and colour to the thread.

Posted

Polanski just won the Derby and he is out of a mare called Citrium, that I raced many years ago.

Congrats to the owners who bought him for only $4000.00 and to Greg Willis at Chatswood who still owns the mare and has a couple of siblings to sell, that have now jumped up in value.

Posted

Polanski just won the Derby and he is out of a mare called Citrium, that I raced many years ago.

Congrats to the owners who bought him for only $4000.00 and to Greg Willis at Chatswood who still owns the mare and has a couple of siblings to sell, that have now jumped up in value.

Someone named a horse after a sex offender?

Posted

I drank there years ago.

Wasn't a bad pub until they gave it the makeover.

I thought it was named after the carpet there.

The Chequers around the corner was the nice family pub, in between stabbings.

You travel in a social stratosphere that most of us mere plebs can only aspire to.

Posted

Cards and paperclips.....yep thems were the days !!!

Who remembers "did not run " !!! lol

I do, BB ... sad to say! Mark sense cards and all that ...

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Demonland Forums  

  • Match Previews, Reports & Articles  

    TRAINING: Monday 17th February 2025

    Demonland Trackwatchers were on hand at Monday morning's preseason training at Gosch's Paddock to bring you their brief observations of the session. HARVEY WALLBANGER'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS Gentle flush session at Gosch's this morning. Absent: May, Pickett (All Stars) McVee, McAdam. Rehabbing: Great to see Kentfield back (much slimmer), walking with Tholstrup, TMac (suspect just a management thing), Viney (still being cautious with that rib cartilage?), Melksham (

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports

    MATCH SIM: Friday 14th February 2025

    A couple of Demonland Trackwatchers made their way out to Casey Field's for the Melbourne Football Club's Family Series day to bring you their observations on the Match Simulation. HARVEY WALLBANGER'S MATCH SIMULATION OBSERVATIONS Absent: May, Pickett (All Stars), McVee, Windor, Kentfield, Mentha Present but not playing: Petracca, Viney, Spargo, Tholstrup, Melksham Starting Blue 18 (+ just 2 interchange): B: Petty, TMac, Lever, Howes, Bowey Salem M: Gawn, Oliver, La

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports

    TRAINING: Wednesday 12th February 2025

    Demonland Trackwatchers braved the scorching morning heat to bring you the following observations of Wednesday's preseason training session from Gosch's Paddock. HARVEY WALLBANGER'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS Absent: Salem, Windsor (word is a foot rash going around), Viney, Bowey and Kentfield Train ons: Roy George, no Culley today. Firstly the bad news - McVee went down late, which does look like a bad hammy - towards the end of match sim, as he kicked the ball. Had to

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports

    MATCH SIM: Friday 7th February 2025

    Demonland Trackwatcher Gator ventured down the freeway to bring you his observations from Friday morning's Match Simulation out at Casey Fields. Rehab: Jake Lever and Charlie Spargo running laps.  Lever was running short distances at a fast click as well as having kick to kick with a trainer. He seems unimpeded. Christian Petracca, Kade Chandler, Shane McAdam and Tom Fullarton doing non-contact kicking and handball drills on the adjacent oval.  All moving freely at pace.  I didn’

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports 2

    TRAINING: Wednesday 5th February 2025

    Demonland Trackwatchers were out in force as the Demons returned to Gosch's Paddock for preseason training on Wednesday morning. GHOSTWRITER'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS Kozzie a no show. Tommy Sparrow was here last week in civvies and wearing sunnies. He didn’t train. Today he’s training but he’s wearing goggles so he’s likely got an eye injury. There’s a drill where Selwyn literally lies on top of Tracc, a trainer dribbles the ball towards them and Tracc has to g

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports

    THAT WAS THE YEAR THAT WAS: 2024

    Whichever way you look at it, the Melbourne Football Club’s 2024 season can only be characterized as the year of its fall from grace. Whispering Jack looks back at the season from hell that was. After its 2021 benchmark premiership triumph, the men’s team still managed top four finishes in the next two seasons but straight sets finals losses consigned them to sixth place in both years. The big fall came in 2024 with a collapse into the bottom six and a 14th placing. At Casey, the 2022 VFL p

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Special Features

    MATCH SIM: Friday 31st January 2025

    Veteran Demonland Trackwatcher Picket Fence ventured down to Casey Fields to bring you his observations from Friday's Match Simulation. Greetings Demonlanders, beautiful Day at training and the boys were hard at it, here is my report. NO SHOWS: Luker Kentfield (recovering from pneumonia in WA), also not sure I noticed Melky (Hamstring) or Will Verrall?? MODIFIED DUTIES (No Contact): Sparrow, McVee (foot), Tracc (ribs), Chandler, (AC Joint), Fullarton Noticeable events (I’ll s

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports 2

    TRAINING: Wednesday 29th January 2025

    A number of Demonland Trackwatchers swooped on Gosch's Paddock to bring you their observations from this morning's Preseason Training Session. DEMON JACK'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS Beautiful morning at Gosch's Paddock. Very healthy crowd so far.  REHAB: Fullerton, Spargo, Tholstrup, McVee Viney running laps. EDIT: JV looks to be back with the main group. Trac, Sparrow, Chandler and Verrell also training away from the main group. Currently kicking to each other ins

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports 1

    TRAINING: Wednesday 22nd January 2025

    Demonland Trackwatchers were out in force for training at Gosch's Paddock on Wednesday morning for the MFC's School Holidays Open Training Session. DEMONLAND'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS REHAB: TMac, Chandler, McVee, Tholstrup, Brown, Spargo Brown might have passed his fitness test as he’s back out with the main group.  Sparrow not present. Kozzy not present either.  Mini Rehab group has broken off from the match sim (contact) group: Max, Trac, Lever, Fullarton

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports
  • Tell a friend

    Love Demonland? Tell a friend!

×
×
  • Create New...