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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Just watched the Daniel Cross Dee TV interview. The guy looks pretty keen to show the Dogs they got rid of him too early. Training hard and looks in good nick.

Interesting we lost Sylvia who I think never did better than 5th in the Bluey. Cross has won the Dog's B & F in 2008 and has finished 2nd, 4 times and 3rd, once. We got him for nothing and picked up Vince for the Sylvia compo, who is the same age as Colin, but like Cross has had more team and individual success.

Think we have done ok with these two, time will tell.

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    Appears we should only be drink Banana Smoothies from now on

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    Happy 7,000 plus posts in this thread!

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    Oh what good times we could have, if only ....

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    You wish is my command

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    FOTRON

    COBOL

    BASIC

    PASCAL

    LISP

    FACT

    C

    PL/I (All our favourite one)

    SQL

    LINEX

    UNIX

    D

    Just to name a few.

    I need a cold shower now you guys made me thing of these program languages LOL

    You are showing your age, TBF, if you start a list of programming languages with Fortran, Cobol and Basic. Where are Java, C++, Eiffel, Python, Prolog, Haskell, PHP, Miranda, Scala, ... ,:-)

    Nerds rule! :-)

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    Cards and paperclips.....yep thems were the days !!!

    Who remembers "did not run " !!! lol

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    You are showing your age, TBF, if you start a list of programming languages with Fortran, Cobol and Basic. Where are Java, C++, Eiffel, Python, Prolog, Haskell, PHP, Miranda, Scala, ... ,:-)

    Nerds rule! :-)

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    Lower the dose Biffo, I think the meds are too strong.

    PS. I wish I had enough hair left to have a Beatles moptop.

    Just buy one like all the other lawyers do.

    Grey curly ones for the pricey lawyers usually .

    I've run up massive bills myself defending my liberty.

    The insanity plea saves me thousands and still works like a charm.

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    Just buy one like all the other lawyers do.

    Grey curly ones for the pricey lawyers usually .

    I've run up massive bills myself defending my liberty.

    The insanity plea saves me thousands and still works like a charm.

    I could knock up a wig or two next time I dag the alpacas. Could be the next trend in chambers.

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    I could knock up a wig or two next time I dag the alpacas. Could be the next trend in chambers.

    Do you give the Fleece a wash first?

    God knows what "the lads" get up to when your aren't filming them.

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    Surely you've heard of golden fleece Biff?

    I drank there years ago.

    Wasn't a bad pub until they gave it the makeover.

    I thought it was named after the carpet there.

    The Chequers around the corner was the nice family pub, in between stabbings.

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    Just watched the Daniel Cross Dee TV interview. The guy looks pretty keen to show the Dogs they got rid of him too early. Training hard and looks in good nick.

    Interesting we lost Sylvia who I think never did better than 5th in the Bluey. Cross has won the Dog's B & F in 2008 and has finished 2nd, 4 times and 3rd, once. We got him for nothing and picked up Vince for the Sylvia compo, who is the same age as Colin, but like Cross has had more team and individual success.

    Think we have done ok with these two, time will tell.

    I agree and, in time, they will complement the inclusion of Shannon Byrnes from last year.

    BTW. How many days to the draft?

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    I could knock up a wig or two next time I dag the alpacas. Could be the next trend in chambers.

    BBO You look great, how do you do it?

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    I agree and, in time, they will complement the inclusion of Shannon Byrnes from last year.

    BTW. How many days to the draft?

    Posted it earlier at 7021, 19.

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    Sorry. Missed it among the picture gallery that seems to have taken over this thread.

    Oh think thats me.

    Just wanted to add some fun and colour to the thread.

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    Polanski just won the Derby and he is out of a mare called Citrium, that I raced many years ago.

    Congrats to the owners who bought him for only $4000.00 and to Greg Willis at Chatswood who still owns the mare and has a couple of siblings to sell, that have now jumped up in value.

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    Polanski just won the Derby and he is out of a mare called Citrium, that I raced many years ago.

    Congrats to the owners who bought him for only $4000.00 and to Greg Willis at Chatswood who still owns the mare and has a couple of siblings to sell, that have now jumped up in value.

    Someone named a horse after a sex offender?

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    Someone named a horse after a sex offender?

    Seems that way.

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    I drank there years ago.

    Wasn't a bad pub until they gave it the makeover.

    I thought it was named after the carpet there.

    The Chequers around the corner was the nice family pub, in between stabbings.

    You travel in a social stratosphere that most of us mere plebs can only aspire to.

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    Cards and paperclips.....yep thems were the days !!!

    Who remembers "did not run " !!! lol

    I do, BB ... sad to say! Mark sense cards and all that ...

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