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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Love the name change. You're inspired, yes?

Everyone should add "sy" to their user name for the next month to honour our new coach. Like Redlegsy or Old Deesy.
 

daisycuttersy????............doesn't work

nor does daisysy

belzebubsy !! :rolleyes:

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Everyone should add "sy" to their user name for the next month to honour our new coach. Like Redlegsy or Old Deesy.

How does TheBigFrogsy sound?


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Redlegsy.

I could live with that for a new midfielder.

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Guys if you get the chance, read Roos book Sport is Life, Life is Sport, co written with wife Tami.

You can get copies for $5.00 at discount book shops.

It basically tells you that he is a process driven man who bases everything on core values.

He will change the culture of the MFC.

 
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I'm at the polling booth and the queue's a mile long.

I think someone mentioned something about a sex party.

What time and where?


I'm at the polling booth and the queue's a mile long.

I think someone mentioned something about a sex party.

Politics ain't what it used to be!

Dam I have to go do that soon

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I think Roos in, is bigger news than Rudd out.

I think Roos in, is bigger news than Rudd out.

yeah but one result was known for 3 years

the other is just plain good news

btw ,got writers cramp filling in the white sheet

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yeah but one result was known for 3 years

the other is just plain good news

btw ,got writers cramp filling in the white sheet

Should have just done the one number.

Should have just done the one number.

wife was waiting

so I was being a smartalec


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wife was waiting

so I was being a smartalec

She should already be a patient lady, if like you, she follows the Dees.

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Is "Bitter" voting for the Sex Party?

Is "Bitter" voting for the Sex Party?

3 legged alpaca party
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3 legged alpaca party

They may beat the ALP.

They may beat the ALP.

oohhh mate please,they will finish under GWS

all future meetings in a phone box for the alp


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oohhh mate please,they will finish under GWS

all future meetings in a phone box for the alp

They have become the Carlton of Australian politics.

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i think he is the sex party.....shhhh

Considering his avatar I hope they supply paper bags.

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Watching the cats v Freo. Freo can really expect the umpires to crucify them today based on what I've seen so far.

Watching the cats v Freo. Freo can really expect the umpires to crucify them today based on what I've seen so far.

Yeh, was gonna make a good luck Jared Rivers post, but now I'm too disgusted by the umpiring. Also, Stevie J can go eat a bag of dicks.


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