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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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We would have to dub her voice as it is an incomprehensible screech.

Thats where Tuckerbag comes in .
 

Having enjoyed a morning of reading lots of posts on DL threads I've concluded that a lot of DL's either don't work or have lots of time at work to read/post on DL.

Having enjoyed a morning of reading lots of posts on DL threads I've concluded that a lot of DL's either don't work or have lots of time at work to read/post on DL.

Someones gotta "run" things.

Didn't you know we ALL have trust funds and we ALL are born to rule .

Please dont use that dirty word around here.

Gotta go get my Range Rover from the shop.

The chauffer wont catch the tram.

Bastard.

 

Someones gotta "run" things.

Didn't you know we ALL have trust funds and we ALL are born to rule .

Please dont use that dirty word around here.

Gotta go get my Range Rover from the shop.

The chauffer wont catch the tram.

Bastard.

OK, so that falls into 'don't work category'!

By the way, where is Rangey lately?

OK, so that falls into 'don't work category'!

By the way, where is Rangey lately?

Getting a service.

He has a season pass to Buller going to waste.

He is at the bus stop waiting(for reality).


OK, so that falls into 'don't work category'!

By the way, where is Rangey lately?

I think he got run over by the reality bus (again)

Getting a service.

He has a season pass to Buller going to waste.

He is at the bus stop waiting(for reality).

I think he got run over by the reality bus (again)

Both are Gold!! Made me LOL!!

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OK, so that falls into 'don't work category'!

By the way, where is Rangey lately?

Make that "wont".

It adversely affects my tax situation and ruins a good day .

Besides-The Melbourne Club need me.

 
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You guys need to relax and listen to my favourite girl group, Bananarama.

You guys need to relax and listen to my favourite girl group, Bananarama.

mMmmm Bananarama............:)

mMmmm Bananarama............ :)

talking of mMmmm, I wish they would bring back the Big M girls :wub:

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talking of mMmmm, I wish they would bring back the Big M girls :wub:

I am sure you can find them on You Tube.

I am sure you can find them on You Tube.

Dale has been earmarked by the club for our last rookie spot as they have kept him under wraps and believe no one else knows about him. He will then be uplifted on the first long term injury. We have arranged a job for him at a wholesale fruiterer in the banana department. Things are looking good.

Just make sure his girlfriend stays with him. (Ouch.)

Jonathon Brown has been involved today in an accident with a car whist on a bicycle

He got minor injuries but the bike and car were a write-off. Is he related to JV?


Jonathon Brown has been involved today in an accident with a car whist on a bicycle

He got minor injuries but the bike and car were a write-off. Is he related to JV?

I dont think so, had it been Jack he wouldnt have been hurt !! ^_^
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3 more days of trading left. Like watching paint dry.

3 more days of trading left. Like watching paint dry.

Boy you have a dull life.....I like watching grass grow......Much better....

Boy wont the draft be a hoot!!! Pick 4...then home !! Lol


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Boy you have a dull life.....I like watching grass grow......Much better....

I might watch some ice melt tomorrow.

Another nerve-tingling day of suspense begins

Will we land a big banana....or will it end in tears and recriminations

Stay tuned

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Another nerve-tingling day of suspense begins

Will we land a big banana....or will it end in tears and recriminations

Stay tuned

Don't think we are chasing any big bananas, only a couple of grapes.

 

I like grapes but not nearly as much as bananas :)

anyway so long as we don't give up too many bananas for a couple of grapes

I like grapes but not nearly as much as bananas :)

anyway so long as we don't give up too many bananas for a couple of grapes

What I do know dc is two years ago we picked a lemon

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