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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Gotta love this thread!!!!

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    You are correct but it is not Hip Surgery!!!!!!!!!!!

    Can you guys get off your own agendas, in trying to derail his AFL career. In the words of most teens on this site, he will be a gun. How do I know, well a guy on BF said he will be.

    What's Harrington's number, I am going to ring him now. Got to be worth pick 13.

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    I forgot to mention, in his bio, he said his favourite food was a banana split and drink, a banana dacquiri. Imagine his potassium/calcium levels. His bones would be like steel.

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    I forgot to mention, in his bio, he said his favourite food was a banana split and drink, a banana dacquiri. Imagine his potassium/calcium levels. His bones would be like steel.

    not to mention radioactive, red

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    not to mention radioactive, red

    Fit right in at the Dees then DC

    We wont need to give him socks

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    Just tweeted, he aced the third at a Perth golf course. This kid has it all.

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    Just tweeted, he aced the third at a Perth golf course. This kid has it all.

    Oh God no.

    He might take up the Golf circuit and we will miss out on him!

    Sign him quick

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    Just tweeted, he aced the third at a Perth golf course. This kid has it all.

    hope he's a hopeless basketballer. red

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    You know after today I seriously doubt I will see the Dees win another GF.

    Have been to a few Uni blacks games this year Finished on top

    Was going to GF today but Nana came down ill and Pa had to take over GD minding duties.

    Blacks are 6 goals in front at half time.

    Go Blacks

    Oh well at least DR will be good to watch next year

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    You know after today I seriously doubt I will see the Dees win another GF.

    Have been to a few Uni blacks games this year Finished on top

    Was going to GF today but Nana came down ill and Pa had to take over GD minding duties.

    Blacks are 6 goals in front at half time.

    Go Blacks

    Oh well at least DR will be good to watch next year

    Hope Nana feels better soon.

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    Hope Nana feels better soon.

    I suspect it was a ruse to stop Pa coming home pie eyed at some unexceptable hour.

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    You know after today I seriously doubt I will see the Dees win another GF.

    Have been to a few Uni blacks games this year Finished on top

    Was going to GF today but Nana came down ill and Pa had to take over GD minding duties.

    Blacks are 6 goals in front at half time.

    Go Blacks

    Oh well at least DR will be good to watch next year

    Just went past the ground and Uni Blacks lead Beauy by 39 points.

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    Just went past the ground and Uni Blacks lead Beauy by 39 points.

    43 points at three quarter time.

    Feeling confident

    Cannot believe I am listening on the radio

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    Blacks by 27 points

    Yes a premiership.

    Nana probably did me a favour.

    A couple of nice single malts await.

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    Oh no DR has just started the 2nd nine 5 shots under par.

    an Eagle on the Ninth RL.

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    Oh no DR has just started the 2nd nine 5 shots under par.

    an Eagle on the Ninth RL.

    He has been asked to enter the Big Brother house as an intruder.

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    I know there is a thread on this but I thought the Crows were absolutely robbed by the Umpires. The only consoling thing for them was that Hawks kicked badly and could have won by more.

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    I had a haircut yesterday and the barber said that he lives next door to Dale Roberts grandmother. She says he barracked for the Dees as a kid. Idolised Woey.

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    I was talking yesterday to a butcher who knows a teacher at MLC who is friendly with Rosa Storelli's nanny. Apparently she (the nanny) has never heard of Dale Roberts. This is a big concern.

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    I had a haircut yesterday and the barber said that he lives next door to Dale Roberts grandmother. She says he barracked for the Dees as a kid. Idolised Woey.

    On no, he is going to Carlscum.

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