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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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good on ya Old....putt the mozz on us now !!! :unsure:^_^

Which part does this refer to bb?

The blacks are certainties!

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    Amazing! not one negative story about the MFC for 8 days by my count.

    this bit ^^^^^^^^ lol
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    this bit ^^^^^^^^ lol

    Unless the Tanking result comes out I think we are safe for two weeks bb.

    A couple of other things are going on at present.

    I reckon we are safe until about October 2nd.

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    Can't wait until we get the GF out of the way, so we can get onto the real football, trading and drafting.

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    I hope we haven't got anyone on the All Australian selection committee this week......otherwise we will cop another pasting in the press.

    Gerard, you're on your own champ.

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    Gerard is not a Demon. He defected to the Swans for big coin 27 years ago and I don't consider him one of us even if he does get invited to our B & F.

    It's probably a freebie as well and I would much rather the invitation wasn't extended. I hope the fat bloke's kid is still unwelcome in 2039.

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    Gerard is not a Demon. He defected to the Swans for big coin 27 years ago and I don't consider him one of us even if he does get invited to our B & F.

    It's probably a freebie as well and I would much rather the invitation wasn't extended. I hope the fat bloke's kid is still unwelcome in 2039.

    Hold on a little if he / she can play I am happy for them to join the Dees.

    Lets not cut off our nose to spite our face.

    Also the kids have done nothing wrong

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    Is this thread still going?

    Some ppl must be bored......

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    Is this thread still going?

    Some ppl must be bored......

    Including you Jnr?

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    zzzzzzzzz....

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    zzzzzzzzz....

    Wake up. Considering the sh-t posted on some other threads, to which you are a noted contributor, discussing the price of bananas has far more football relevance than the lot of them combined.

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    A little known fact about Bananas:

    Are you aware they are naturally Radioactive !!

    This is as a result of them containing hign levels of Potassium , in particular Potassium-40 which is a radioactive isotope. :o

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    A little known fact about Bananas:

    Are you aware they are naturally Radioactive !!

    This is as a result of them containing hign levels of Potassium , in particular Potassium-40 which is a radioactive isotope. :o

    I keep telling people this is an informative and educational thread.

    Maybe that was why my ears were glowing in the dark after I ate that banana muffin.

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    I keep telling people this is an informative and educational thread.

    Maybe that was my ears were glowing in the dark after I ate that banana muffin.

    Please don't tell too many Redleg there are quite a few rabbits on Demonland that I don't need on this thread.

    Speaking of which

    What has happened to Dr. Who and Jose?

    Vanished

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    Please don't tell too many Redleg there are quite a few rabbits on Demonland that I don't need on this thread.

    Speaking of which

    What has happened to Dr. Who and Jose?

    Vanished

    heard they booked at room in St.Kilda

    maybe they have rangey tied up there?

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    heard they booked at room in St.Kilda

    maybe they have rangey tied up there?

    Sounds nasty DC

    I miss RR we have not had a new poll for days!

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    Perhaps somebody might want to be in touch with the Missing Persons Bureau?

    Then again perhaps not WJ

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    Perhaps somebody might want to be in touch with the Missing Persons Bureau?

    You could try asking Toorak. He seems well connected :lol:

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    More about Bananas..... because I know you really want to know..lol

    The banana tree is not really a tree, but a giant herb. The banana is the fruit of this herb.

    Alright...who knew that ...lol :)

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    More about Bananas..... because I know you really want to know..lol

    The banana tree is not really a tree, but a giant herb. The banana is the fruit of this herb.

    Alright...who knew that ...lol :)

    Nah

    News to me bb

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    More about Bananas..... because I know you really want to know..lol

    The banana tree is not really a tree, but a giant herb. The banana is the fruit of this herb.

    Alright...who knew that ...lol :)

    but..but... isn't a tree just a giant herb anyway?

    (Q: when is a herb not a herb A: when it's a volkswagon...boom tish)

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    but..but... isn't a tree just a giant herb anyway?

    (Q: when is a herb not a herb A: when it's a volkswagon...boom tish)

    When it is an "UP"

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    When it is an "UP"

    you'll have to help me there od, neville and i have something in common (apart from living in burwood)

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    you'll have to help me there od, neville and i have something in common (apart from living in burwood)

    The latest model from VW dc is called an "UP"

    Smaller than a Polo, 1 litre engine, manual only goes on sale in Aus next month.

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