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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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But then you have to get up to pee!

Yes, but once you are up, you have a perfect opportunity for a pre-dawn check to see what's happening on Demonland. Topics like Redleg's update on the countdown to the Rookie draft make it all worthwhile!

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    Yes, but once you are up, you have a perfect opportunity for a pre-dawn check to see what's happening on Demonland. Topics like Redleg's update on the countdown to the Rookie draft make it all worthwhile!

    If Mrs. OD caught me on Demonland at 4 am the computer would be sold off.

    She already thinks I am nuts.

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    If Mrs. OD caught me on Demonland at 4 am the computer would be sold off.

    She already thinks I am nuts.

    She's probably correct! .... sorry OD.

    Edit: added the apology

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    She's probably correct!

    Almost cetainly.

    Why else would a seemingly sane person follow the Dees for 51 years?

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    I've been pigging out on you know what lately given the prices from heaven

    however, i'm now getting worried having come across this

    Bananas are naturally slightly radioactive,[9][10] more so than most other fruits, because of their high potassium content, and the small amounts of the isotope potassium-40 found in naturally occurring potassium.[11] Proponents of nuclear power sometimes refer to the banana equivalent dose of radiation to support their arguments.[12]

    I might be a walking time bomb?

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    Almost cetainly.

    Why else would a seemingly sane person follow the Dees for 51 years?

    That proves it then ...... I'm nuts as well!

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    Are they going to be counting down from pick 10 to pick 1?

    I dont think I will be able to contain my excitement if they do.

    55 minutes.

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    i think the psd will be the afl highlight for 2011.........the tension is really getting to me

    time to walk the dog i think

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    The tension is getting to me.

    To Clutterbuck or not to Clutterbuck?

    how slow can this last 8 minutes be?

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    Clutterbuck and Tuck - now that would be a great combination!

    HF line Clutterbuck, Watts , Tuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    oh no only one chance left

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    My day is shattered.

    I hope these bums are good after we passed on Clutterbuck!

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    Q. what do get if you cross Cale Morton with Phil $cully?

    A. a 185cm 90kg roof tiler

    Cale Morton despite his faults does not deserve to be associated with such $cum. As for the business of roof tiling there must be an awful lot of houses with cracked roof beams out east.

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    Anyone know how long to go till next year's rookie draft?

    BEAT ME TO IT i WAS GOING TO POST 365 DAYS.

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    Anyone know how long to go till next year's rookie draft?

    52 weeks?

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    Here you go WJ. I personalised it, enjoy.

    http://www.happycoun...DRAFT/index.cfm

    For those who are having withdrawal symptoms re: Next year's Draft, I have dug up from page 31 of the thread the official countdown clock. Time is ticking....be sure to check it each day to get a quick fix....

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    Anyone know how long to go till next year's rookie draft?

    Is there a Phantom Rookie Draft available?

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    Is there a Phantom Rookie Draft available?

    No but bananas are in plentiful supply.

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    Lets drop the subject He's gone Lets move forward

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    Lets drop the subject He's gone Lets move forward

    Who are we talking about now?

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