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2 hours ago, layzie said:

I hate articles. 

Makes your sentences shorter!

 
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3 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Makes your sentences shorter!

You mean like “ shorten your sentences”.

When does the 2029 AFL season start?

 
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On 04/02/2025 at 18:32, DemonFrog said:

When does the 2029 AFL season start?

About five months after the 2028 AFL season ends.

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Came up on a website sidebar:

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I didn't dare open it, though...

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14 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Came up on a website sidebar:

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I didn't dare open it, though...

This week’s mystery.

15 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Came up on a website sidebar:

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I didn't dare open it, though...

Yeah good call, leave it be. 

 
On 06/02/2025 at 14:57, Redleg said:

About five months after the 2028 AFL season ends.

That too long! I have a feeling it will take a long time before we have any more success. The club appears to be an on/off field basket case again 🤔 😳 😐 To start the process of recovery we need to sack everyone who has been associated with the Collingwood Football Club and NEVER again recruit from this den of rat bags again.  Also feel this approach should taken against anyone thats had any association with the Essendon  Football Club. We need Peter Jackson back again 😢 😫 😔 

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

That too long! I have a feeling it will take a long time before we have any more success. The club appears to be an on/off field basket case again 🤔 😳 😐 To start the process of recovery we need to sack everyone who has been associated with the Collingwood Football Club and NEVER again recruit from this den of rat bags again.  Also feel this approach should taken against anyone thats had any association with the Essendon  Football Club. We need Peter Jackson back again 😢 😫 😔 

Is that the Peter Jackson that was CEO of Essendon?

Asking for a friend 🙂 


2 hours ago, ManDee said:

Is that the Peter Jackson that was CEO of Essendon?

Asking for a friend 🙂 

There is always one exemption to the rule 

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19 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

There is always one exemption to the rule 

That’s why rules can be exempted.

They are not exemplary.

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15 hours ago, Redleg said:

That’s why rules can be exempted.

They are not exemplary.

We can NEVER argue with a lawyer LOL 😆 

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

We can NEVER argue with a lawyer LOL 😆 

Well actually you can, you just might not win the argument.

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25 minutes ago, Sydney Pennski said:

Did Jai Culley miss out on getting picked in the SSP because his name sounds suspiciously like the bloke who can’t be mentioned here?

Well that could be a reason, but I think he is still a chance, depending on how the club sees the best way for Kentfield to use this season.

If they move him to the LTI, that may open up a spot and still allow Luker to play a few games with Casey, once he gets fit later in the season.

That would take a lot of pressure off him and allow us to add a player who is ready to play, straight away.

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A poster reminded me how quickly unpleasant memories can resurface, when he said how lucky it was that our new recruit Jai Culley's first name didn't start with an S.

7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

A poster reminded me how quickly unpleasant memories can resurface, when he said how lucky it was that our new recruit Jai Culley's first name didn't start with an S.

A classic reason why we need a "chunder" emoji ... 😃


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Saw Clarry at Ciaron Maher stable doing interviews yesterday.

Update on horse he is in with me. Has been disappointing lately and it is having probably its last start for us on saturday, in race 4 at Edenhope.

It’s number 1 and prophetically called     “ centre square “.

Tbh, I only took a share, ignoring my usual selection methods, because Clarry was involved.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Saw Clarry at Ciaron Maher stable doing interviews yesterday.

Update on horse he is in with me. Has been disappointing lately and it is having probably its last start for us on saturday, in race 4 at Edenhope.

It’s number 1 and prophetically called     “ centre square “.

Tbh, I only took a share, ignoring my usual selection methods, because Clarry was involved.

Are you the front end or the back end?

 
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On 06/03/2025 at 18:00, Little Goffy said:

Are you the front end or the back end?

The wither.

If you like clams, I have Vongole running in the last at Moonee Valley friday night.

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32 minutes ago, Redleg said:

The wither.

If you like clams, I have Vongole running in the last at Moonee Valley friday night.

Now that is a cracking horse name!


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